What do yo say/do to avoid buying a drink for a girl in a club/lounge/bar?

[deleted]

Tell them to "BUZZ OFF PIPSQUEAK!"

 

[beh235]

No.

 

[eightynine-sx]

 

[freeze]

'I'll trade you some drinks for that throat, you first'

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

little does she know, after you finish...wont even be thirsty no mo. #WIN

 

[beh235]

when i  first turned 21 i was at an event with some coworkers..

i was a projectionists and we would get into these film maker parties for free and also get free drinks, this was after the international film fest..

one night we went after work and it was at a gay bar..we were just stopping by for a couple of drinks and bouncing, it just wasnt dudes there either it was just being hosted at a gay club..

this was all industry people, plus they were from all over australians french peeps,ETC.. they were all cool as hell..anyway i was just chillin and my boss told me to go talk to some girls

i wasnt really dressed for the occasion and said eff it..walked around a bit and saw this white blonde chick sitting at the bar bored as hell, we started to talk and she said her and her friends were going to cabo but their flight was cancelled due to weather, i think it was during Gustav or something, but yeah this chick was probably an 8.5 out of 10..she asked me arent you going to buy me a drink..

and i told her that i didnt bring any money since i got free drinks and that i wasnt expecting to meet a hot girl at a gay bar..she laughed and she said well here ill buy you a drink...
so after 5 drinks or so we are making out and shes grabbing my junk we drank alot more after that..then she tells me she wants to go outside to do it..

she was from long beach 29 years old and worked for boost mobiles corporate offices..we start to head outside and her friend who was with her comes and gets her and tells her they are leaving..we give em a ride and the entire way im getting my hands wet..

 shes telling me she loves me and this and that..to come live with her i dont have to work or she can get me a job in hollywood...

we get to her hotel and my buddy and i had to carry her..we get in the elevator just the 2 of us and shes telling me to get naked and lets do it right here..then we get to the hallway and shes saying to do it there too 

 girl was wild this was the first time i had ever gone out to a bar...her friend told her to get into the room and she was telling her to let her go..and the last thing i hear is some struggling then i hear her scream.."LET ME GO I WANNA F_ _ _ _ HIM!!" 

we took off after that..cuz i knew her friend wasnt going to let her out..

next day at work im hung over..walking to the booth and everyones staring at me..
i get to my work area and my boss yells WTEFFF.. then he said did you get attacked by a cheetah?? and i had no clue what he was talking about..then he tells me to check my neck..
i go and look in the mirror and my neck is tore up with these nasty hickies all over my neck...

i didnt get her info which i regret, thats how fast things went..

if you have to ask for advice on females then you will NEVER everi have never asked for you gotta get out there and also make friends with girlsalso make friends with girls, it lets you into their world, some chicks will do anything for you..
you just have to have a great personality and also not take things too seriously,its all a game you just have to choose the right opponent.

You are a bad poker player, and those statements are your tell

 

[furiousstylez23]

You giving jaw now or after the shots?

 

[shoehead117]

A simple nah will do.

 

[Y4BBZY]

"Excuse me. Yeah, I don't buy drink for strangers (no matter how pretty/cute/hot they are). Listen I am here to have a good time/relax. Now if you are looking for a drink, I bet that guy *pointing* or that guy *pointing* or even that guy *pointing* would gladly buy you a drink. However or whenever you get your drink and you are looking for a good time feel free to join me. (Now go fly away bird)."

Include the parenthesis if you want.

 

[3am scholar]

Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it. I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated it as much as possible. Have a pleasant evening.

 

[sumrndmdude]

when i  first turned 21 i was at an event with some coworkers..

i was a projectionists and we would get into these film maker parties for free and also get free drinks, this was after the international film fest..

one night we went after work and it was at a gay bar..we were just stopping by for a couple of drinks and bouncing, it just wasnt dudes there either it was just being hosted at a gay club..

this was all industry people, plus they were from all over australians french peeps,ETC.. they were all cool as hell..anyway i was just chillin and my boss told me to go talk to some girls

i wasnt really dressed for the occasion and said eff it..walked around a bit and saw this white blonde chick sitting at the bar bored as hell, we started to talk and she said her and her friends were going to cabo but their flight was cancelled due to weather, i think it was during Gustav or something, but yeah this chick was probably an 8.5 out of 10..she asked me arent you going to buy me a drink..

and i told her that i didnt bring any money since i got free drinks and that i wasnt expecting to meet a hot girl at a gay bar..she laughed and she said well here ill buy you a drink...

so after 5 drinks or so we are making out and shes grabbing my junk we drank alot more after that..then she tells me she wants to go outside to do it..

she was from long beach 29 years old and worked for boost mobiles corporate offices..we start to head outside and her friend who was with her comes and gets her and tells her they are leaving..we give em a ride and the entire way im getting my hands wet..

 shes telling me she loves me and this and that..to come live with her i dont have to work or she can get me a job in hollywood...

we get to her hotel and my buddy and i had to carry her..we get in the elevator just the 2 of us and shes telling me to get naked and lets do it right here..then we get to the hallway and shes saying to do it there too 

 girl was wild this was the first time i had ever gone out to a bar...her friend told her to get into the room and she was telling her to let her go..and the last thing i hear is some struggling then i hear her scream.."LET ME GO I WANNA F_ _ _ _ HIM!!" 

we took off after that..cuz i knew her friend wasnt going to let her out..

next day at work im hung over..walking to the booth and everyones staring at me..

i get to my work area and my boss yells WTEFFF.. then he said did you get attacked by a cheetah?? and i had no clue what he was talking about..then he tells me to check my neck..

i go and look in the mirror and my neck is tore up with these nasty hickies all over my neck...

i didnt get her info which i regret, thats how fast things went..

if you have to ask for advice on females then you will NEVER ever succeed with the ladies..

i have never asked for advice with females, you gotta get out there and also make friends with girls, it lets you into their world, some chicks will do anything for you..

you just have to have a great personality and also not take things too seriously,its all a game you just have to choose the right opponent.

 

[Y4BBZY]

Your eyes are too far apart. Nose is definitely crooked. The shape of your face is not aesthetically pleasing at all. You look like a 3/10 with make up. I don't even want to imagine what you look like without make up. I actually just threw up in my mouth, just thinking about it. I'm sorry if my words seem a little harsh. Just so you know, I sugar coated it as much as possible. Have a pleasant evening.

@ da misc language

 

[thegreatone]

'I'll trade you some drinks for that throat, you first'

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

little does she know, after you finish...wont even be thirsty no mo. #WIN

 

[solecity]

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[solecity]

when i  first turned 21 i was at an event with some coworkers..

i was a projectionists and we would get into these film maker parties for free and also get free drinks, this was after the international film fest..

one night we went after work and it was at a gay bar..we were just stopping by for a couple of drinks and bouncing, it just wasnt dudes there either it was just being hosted at a gay club..

this was all industry people, plus they were from all over australians french peeps,ETC.. they were all cool as hell..anyway i was just chillin and my boss told me to go talk to some girls

i wasnt really dressed for the occasion and said eff it..walked around a bit and saw this white blonde chick sitting at the bar bored as hell, we started to talk and she said her and her friends were going to cabo but their flight was cancelled due to weather, i think it was during Gustav or something, but yeah this chick was probably an 8.5 out of 10..she asked me arent you going to buy me a drink..

and i told her that i didnt bring any money since i got free drinks and that i wasnt expecting to meet a hot girl at a gay bar..she laughed and she said well here ill buy you a drink...
so after 5 drinks or so we are making out and shes grabbing my junk we drank alot more after that..then she tells me she wants to go outside to do it..

she was from long beach 29 years old and worked for boost mobiles corporate offices..we start to head outside and her friend who was with her comes and gets her and tells her they are leaving..we give em a ride and the entire way im getting my hands wet..

 shes telling me she loves me and this and that..to come live with her i dont have to work or she can get me a job in hollywood...

we get to her hotel and my buddy and i had to carry her..we get in the elevator just the 2 of us and shes telling me to get naked and lets do it right here..then we get to the hallway and shes saying to do it there too 

 girl was wild this was the first time i had ever gone out to a bar...her friend told her to get into the room and she was telling her to let her go..and the last thing i hear is some struggling then i hear her scream.."LET ME GO I WANNA F_ _ _ _ HIM!!" 

we took off after that..cuz i knew her friend wasnt going to let her out..

next day at work im hung over..walking to the booth and everyones staring at me..
i get to my work area and my boss yells WTEFFF.. then he said did you get attacked by a cheetah?? and i had no clue what he was talking about..then he tells me to check my neck..
i go and look in the mirror and my neck is tore up with these nasty hickies all over my neck...

i didnt get her info which i regret, thats how fast things went..

if you have to ask for advice on females then you will NEVER ever succeed with the ladies..

i have never asked for advice with females, you gotta get out there and also make friends with girls, it lets you into their world, some chicks will do anything for you..
you just have to have a great personality and also not take things too seriously,its all a game you just have to choose the right opponent.

This story is up for an award along with the NT'er rape story at the furniture store with the cougar.

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COOL STORY BRO!

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SERIOUSLY!

 

[brandon3000]

I'm the king of saying "I'll be right back" and then just turning my back

 

[night marcher01]

A simple nah will do.

This... or just kind of chuckle it off and look the other way. Girls love competition, guarantee YAMBZZzzZ that night!

 

[djexpanium]

There's no written code saying that a male should buy a female a drink.  Is she going to buy you one later?  Just ask her that.

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

Laugh in her face..

 

[Rootin4EverybodyBlack]

I don't buy biddies drinks.

Was at the club one time with the homie, he was rappin this girl up for a good 10 mins at the bar, bought her a Hurricane. Literally the SECOND that drink touched her hand she turned and walked way from him while he was mid sentence

The rest of us was like "damb "

 

[Thats My Word]

Get them a water on the rocks.

 

[ryda421]

never bought a drink for a girl. never will. especially if i don't even know her.


got me like

 

[tomdiginson]

Girls must see that you're an easy target from afar so they come prey on you and when they get what they want they bounce on you

 

[fantastic4our]

I don't buy biddies drinks.

Was at the club one time with the homie, he was rappin this girl up for a good 10 mins at the bar, bought her a Hurricane. Literally the SECOND that drink touched her hand she turned and walked way from him while he was mid sentence

The rest of us was like "damb "

And this is why you don't buy miscellaneous girls drinks.

Chicks literally come to bars with no bread man, sickening.

 

[diego]

I throw my cape on and get them bottle service.
Hookah too.

 

[royal assassin]

Back then i use to buy them all the time but now im like...wtheck, how bout you buy me a drink...but seriously most of the time these birds ask me to buy em a drink or buy her and her girls shots, i say sure and boom just disappear in the dusk of the lights and smoke....and no its not that im broke or anything, just that i go out every week and spending over $50 a night is cray..rather have a bottle at home at take these birds home... What do you say or do? 

'naw famb, but you can buy me one tho'.  filters out the breezys i wouldnt wanna ***** with as an added bonus.  any yambs my speed will laugh and be down.