What did Teams/Players ask Santa for??

[kookcle]

Kobe:
1.Jason Kidd
2.Jason Kidd
3.Jason Kidd


Lakers
1. * see above

Angels
1. Any steroid-free power hitting-position-player-not-playing-centerfield

Clippers
1. EB to be back
2. Livingston to be back

Roger Clemens
1. A good excuse/reason

New York knicks
1. New coach
2. new Owner
3. New Roster

 

[dlo13]

Arthur Blank...

 

[doublejs07]

This thread has some potential....

Dwayne Wade - 22's for his wheelchair

Michael Strahan - more meat

Steve Slaton - a heart

Isiah Thomas - a new pair of eyes, so he can see who exactly he is sexually harassing the next time

Shawn Kemp - a paycheck

 

[demonbasketball04]

Phoenix Suns:

 

[shannonscrooks]

Mike Vick:

 

[CP1708]

Tmac - case of band aids

D Wade - Doughnahy (sp) back in the league

Clemens - lots of good lawyers

Steve Smith - a new QB

Nash - to make the finals someday. (even santa ain't got that kinda miracle in him.)

 

[you big dummy]

Originally Posted by demonbasketball04

Phoenix Suns:

cpp

 

[Chester McFloppy]

<opens bottle of haterade>

Ravens - An offense, a couple of healthy CB's and their pride back.

Ohio State - To beat an SEC team.

Oregon - The fastest healing torn ACL in the history of sports medicine.

49ers - A time machine back to 2005 and a selection of Braylon Edwards... plus Jeff Garcia signed in FA.

Steve Slaton - Some sugar for his kool-aid.

Falcons - Any sort of positive act for the franchise.

D Wade - Gold plated whistle.

T Mac - Centrum Silver.

Shaun Alexander - The ability to run the football effectively, thus preventing himself from falling down before the line of scrimmage and/or falling backwardsinto the linebackers arms.

Colts - To squash the injury bug.

LeBron - Some neosporin so he doesn't miss the next two weeks with an ingrown toenail.

<finish bottle of haterade>

 

[jsindaa]

Lebron - a bag of Ice

 

[nyvictory45]

Suns- Defense instructional videos
Pat Riley- Time Machine to go and get the old Shaq.
Reggie Miller- More Asian women
Lebron- His mother at every game to kiss his boo boos.
T-Mac- Some milk to grow healthy bones.

 

[atljunkie]

Hawks- concistancy and closing out the game.
falcons- a new coach/ a new roster

 

[mrchery]

MLB PLAYERS- Stop all this snitching

 

[tupac003]

(Picks weed up) Lakers- J Kidd and elton brand when he is a free agent....while keeping lamar....LOL (puts weed down)

 

[demonbasketball04]

Originally Posted by NYVictory45

Suns- Defense instructional videos

 

[outacontrol music]

Originally Posted by DLo13

Arthur Blank...

 

[jordan201]

Yankees: Starting Pitching
Bullpen Help
Johan
Johan
Johan
Johan
Oh yea, one more thing....

Hank to keep his mouth shut.

P.S. Johan

 

[scuse7]

Syracuse basketball- Eric Devendorf

 

[stringer bell 32]

The White Sox - a centerfielder and bullpen help

The Bulls - to start playing defense

The Bears - a brand new O Line

Manny Pacquaio - for a billion dollars to lose to Ricky Hatton in 2008

Winky Wright - a fight, anyone to fight

 

[jrellcuse10]

Syracuse- Andy Rautins, Eric Devendorf and more efficient 2-3 zone

 

[acidicality]

Seahawks- get rid of Shaun Alexander

49ers- a new team, period

Suns- NBA Title. Too bad Santa doesn't care about Pheonix enough

 

[the gr8]

New York Knicks- RON ARTEST and a number one pick to go along with a new coach/GM/president and a new @$#%%#* center

Chcago Bears- Michael Turner/ Donovan McNabb/ new O line

 

[oline4u]

 

[the gr8]

Baron

 

[nbadotcom]

Atlanta Hawks: Fans
Boston Celtics: A heart for Kevin Garnett
Charlotte Bobcats: A time machine to turn MJ in to a 30 year old active player
Chicago Bulls: A time machine to return to the time MJ was a 30 year old active player
Cleveland Cavs: A dustpan for the broom
Dallas Mavericks: A muzzle for Mark Cuban
Denver Nuggets: A gift card to "Denver Ink"
Detroit Pistons: A retirement party for Flip
NBDL Warriors: Guns for everyone courtesy of Stephen Jackson
Houston Rockets: The second round
Indiana Pacers: Their own strip club (with metal detector)
L.A. Clipppers: A good medical plan
L.A. Lakers: A gift card for prepaid legal services
Memphis Grizzlies: (Rudy) Gay apparrel
Miami Heat: A nursing home
Milwaukee Bucks: It's Christmas every day with their color scheme.
Minnesota Timberwolves: A one way ticket to Canada for Kevin McHale
New Jersey Nets: Some white ribbed tank tops (better known as wife beaters)
New Orleans Hornets: A moving van
New York Knicks: 25 more years of the Dolan / Isiah regime
Orlando Magic: A legit point guard to team with Dwight Howard
Philly 76ers: A new coach / GM / Owner / team / uniforms
Phoenix Suns: Boris Diaw's work visa to expire
Portland Trailblazers: Kevin Durant
Sacramento Kings: Some real NBA players
San Antonio Spurs*: Some lube for David $tern
Seattle Sonics: A new arena to stay in Seattle
Toronto Raptors: A dress for Andrea
Utah Jazz: A free pass with Queeralinko's wife for the entire team
Washington Wizards: A healthy Agent Zero

 

[king jay xi]

Mets: Someone... just anybody this off-season!