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left the toilet seat up
Smashed this girl in her sons bed
Her call so whatever lol
- pretended to like girls even though I didn't.
Smashed my cousin's girlfriend.
Then a few years later I smashed his new girlfriend.
And now they are soon to be married. I gotta live with it.
View media item 942993was chillin with a g when she was 15 broke up wit her at 19.
. i was 23 when she was 15.her moms and everyone was cool wit it .
long time ago. she was my sister in laws sister. would not do again if i could go back.
rubbed my meat on my ex girl's Cinnabon after we came home from the mall and got to arguing
it was super hot like fresh out the oven still (OUCH)
I sat there and watched her eat it with the biggest grin
is that unforgivable?
^She never topped you up?
she was going to but I said I didnt want it, just settled for yambs cus I woulda had a hard time explaining that one
that a lot of peein bro...off the top of my head, some juvenile ish:
- this one girl was feelin me, didnt like her at all. proceeded to piss in her pantry in her apt
- also pissed off her balcony
- bought a Macbook pro from my friend who said that his roommate left in their room after taking it from dude's room in another dorm
- pissed in my "friend's" coffee machine during a party (without him knowing) after he said some reckless things
- pretended to like girls even though I didn't.
man, im convinced not putting your hands on a woman is more rare than dudes who have put their hands on emLol
Andat da teambreezy members beatin up they girls
u missed out maneI was supposed to go to prom with this girl. On day of I just burnt some trees and said eff it didn't go. Didn't bother to even tell the girl. Phone was blowing up with calls from her, her mother and her brother.
qlqIt's not uncommon for Hispanic moms and daughters to do that.
you have to do something that effects someones health in order for them to learn a lesson broOne of my homeboys has a 4 bedroom apt. one of his room mates is a good ol boy.
For those not familiar wit the south they are those dudes in frats that wear chubbies, button up long sleeve shirts, and visors..pickup trucks..boat shoes etc.....imagine a young steve spurrier.
Well this dude was a fat, ignorant version of that, i think he even got kicked out of a frat. Dude would always crack jokes on people he just met, make everything uncomfortable etc.
But also above all, this dude would eat EVERYONES FOOD. like even if i came over wit some churches and left for a minute, dude would grab a biscuit or somethin.
So one day im on FB and i notice my homeboy post somethin like "i cant take this anymore, people need to respect other peoples S....this dude needs to learn a lesson"
So i come over later that day and im like yooooooooooo, i have an idea.
So myself, my homeboy, his two other room mates, and two girls are over there chillin. We order two pizzas, one pepperoni and one cheese.
We all go in on the cheese pizza, just chillin in the livin room....about two slices are taken out of the pepperoni one.
So i go to the bathroom with a pair of scissors, and pinch some "hair" and snip some off.
Then i take the scissors and cut it into small pieces similar to those things you see in an etch a sketch.
My homeboy goes in after....does the same thing.
So we got this hair in a napkin, we take the pepperoni pizza and lift up the cheese and toppings with a fork, and sprinkle the extra seasoning all on it.
put it in the oven for a lil to melt everything back in place.
And everyone knows whats goin on, one girl was like "that dude is gonna kill one of you"
Sooooo......dude shows up, starts doin his usual schtick crackin jokes, he sees us chillin eating pizza, and my homeboy is like
"theres some pepperoni left on the table over there, but just take two slices man"
Dude takes a slice, eats it real fast.
we all like
Dude takes another slice, eats it real fast.
im like
NEVER TOLD HIM
Punch my ex, she had it coming though.
I was supposed to go to prom with this girl. On day of I just burnt some trees and said eff it didn't go. Didn't bother to even tell the girl. Phone was blowing up with calls from her, her mother and her brother.
when i was in my country visiting my family i took a cat and put it in the fridge to scare someone who opened it... nobody opened the fridge and i forgot about the cat and it ended up dying
I was supposed to go to prom with this girl. On day of I just burnt some trees and said eff it didn't go. Didn't bother to even tell the girl. Phone was blowing up with calls from her, her mother and her brother.