everysingletime
formerly amel223
- Apr 4, 2006
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really, really well done movie. foot was on the pedal from the beginning till the end. definite misdirection with the russos saying that it's not a 2-parter but that's hollywood for you.
- Thanos handing out 3 piece combos with the fries and biscuit to Hulk within the first 10 minutes of the
Lol bro I think you went in and instead of just watching the movie you started looking for things to pick apartNow...
*loads banana clip* it’s time to let the chopper sing.
WHY THE **** DID THE MOVIE START LIKE WE MISSED 10 MINUTES OF IT??
WHY ARE WE LEFT TO INQUIRE HOW THANOS GOT THE POWER STONE OFF OF XANDAR!?!
WHY IN THE WORLD IS HEIMDALL ABLE TO TELEPORT PEOPLE WITHOUT THE BIFROST?! WHAT WAS THE WHOLE POINT OF THOR: RAGNAROK IF HEIMDALL COULDVE GOTTEN THOR FROM SAKARR AT ANY TIME!?!
WHY IS THERE NO MENTION OF VALKYRIE??
HOW DID THIS MOVIE FALL INTO THE CLICHE OF KILLING A BLACK GUY FIRST?!
WHY IS THOR GETTING EMOTIONAL WITH A TALKING RACCON HE JUST ME??
IF GAMORA KNEW THE LOCATION OF THE SOUL STONE THE WHOLE TIME AND KNEW THANOS WAS ON A HUNT FOR THEM AND HAD STONES IN HIS POSESSION ALREADY, WHY DIDNT SHE KILL HERSELF SOONER??
WHY IS THANOS A MISUNDERSTOOD ENVIROMENTALIST?!
WHY THE **** IS THANOS, THE CHARACTER THAT IS MEANT TO BE INFATUATED WITH DEATH CRYING AND DISTRAUGHT OVER SOMEONE DYING TO GET WHAT HE WANTS?!?
WHY DOES THANOS LOVE GAMORA SO MUCH???
WHY IS RED SKULL WHO WAS TELEPORTED BY THE COSMIC CUBE/TESSERACT/SPACE STONE OVERSEEING THE SOUL STONE?!?!!!!
WHY THE **** IS A NAZI GENERAL FROM THE FOURTIES GIVING AN ALIEN COSMIC ENTITY AN EXPOSÉ ON AN ALIEN COSMIC ARTIFACT?!?! (Oh my goodness)
WHY DID THOR GO ON A SIDEQUEST THAT MEANT NOTHING?!
WHY WOULD HULK “THE STRONGEST THERE IS” BE OMITTED AFTER THE FIRST 5 MINUTES OF THE FILM FOR THE FATE OF THE UNIVERSE???!
WHY WOULD THE WHOLE FILM MAKE REFERENCE TO HALF THE UNIVERSE BEING WIPED OUT WITH THE SNAP OF THANOS FINGERS AND ONLY SHOW HOW THE SNAP AFFECTED EARTH?!?!?!?!?!
WHY ARE WE PLAYING THE “CRYING PETER PARKER DOESNT WANT TO DIE HE’S JUST A KID” ACT FOR THE SECOND SUMMER IN A ROW?!?!? Wowwwwww
WHY DID TONY STARKS BIGGEST FEAR COME TO FRUITION AND HE’S REFLECTING AS IF HE’S TRYING TO REMEMBER IF HE LEFT THE STOVE ON?!!!!?
WHY WERE CHARACTERS WITH SEQUELS CONFIRMED KILLED BY THE SNAP?!?
WHY WERE NONE OF THE ORIGINAL AVENGERS CONVENIENTLY NOT KILLED?!?
WHY IN THE WORLD IS NICK FURY JUST CAUSUALLY DRIVING AROUND AND HASNT MADE HIS PRESENCE KNOWN DURING CIVIL WAR OR WHEN THE Q SHIP LANDED IN NEW YORK?!?!?!?!?!?!
WHY DID NICK FURY HAVE AN IMMEDIATE PAGER FOR CAPTAIN MARVEL THIS WHOLE TIME?!?!?!?!!!?!?!!?!!??!??!?!!?!?!
Y’all content with mediocrity. Stay sleep. Anyone feel free to answer these questions for me, if you can. Though the majority of the answers will be “wait for A4”, right? Ridiculous.
I called it two days ago. You were determined to dislike this movie from the beginning.
SMH lol