Up Your Butt and Around the Corner

[willypete]

that **** can make me see stars and make me a billionaire at the same damn time and i still would feel super uncomfrotable. I cant wrap my head around it.
Pause
thread is lulz though

 

[marikomorose]

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[Bert.]

Bruh

 

[prodigiou$]

My grandpa is 90 years old and from a third world country, never had a prostate exam. I’ll take my chances.

 

[waitwut]

i mean... i might for the one time... i aint letting NO MAN do it though... it gotta be a woman if not im walking out that mf.

 

[sooperhooper]

My grandpa is 90 years old and from a third world country, never had a prostate exam. I’ll take my chances.

So that means he's not eating the processed crap that probably gives people cancer.

 

[prodigiou$]

So that means he's not eating the processed crap that probably gives people cancer.

Exactly!

 

[marikomorose]

So that means he's not eating the processed crap that probably gives people cancer.

he could just have good genes.

 

[ICE CITY CF]

So... uh... I just had to have an unexpected prostate exam.

 

[marikomorose]

Yeah, I'm still on that original opinion. I just can't let another man have that power over me. It's just that toxic masculinity I can't let go. It's just that my manhood is my livelihood, you know what I'm sayin? So that's what it is.

 

[marikomorose]

So... uh... I just had to have an unexpected prostate exam.

OH MY GOD, HOW DID I MISS THIS???

 

[marikomorose]

ICE CITY CF please provide a rundown of how this went.

 

[jape]

Yeah, I'm still on that original opinion. I just can't let another man have that power over me. It's just that toxic masculinity I can't let go. It's just that my manhood is my livelihood, you know what I'm sayin? So that's what it is.

didn't know you were so homophobic

 

[marikomorose]

didn't know you were so homophobic

This doesn't constitute as homophobia, I could be a definitive top.

 

[crazy ebw]

Yeah, I'm still on that original opinion. I just can't let another man have that power over me. It's just that toxic masculinity I can't let go. It's just that my manhood is my livelihood, you know what I'm sayin? So that's what it is.

This could change with age and changing your view on your own health. I don't think your taek is a bad thing at all, and I seriously doubt its something anyone looks forward to.

From a doctor at least. Once my girl perfected her methods I was sold.

 

[marikomorose]

This could change with age and changing your view on your own health. I don't think your taek is a bad thing at all, and I seriously doubt its something anyone looks forward to.

From a doctor at least. Once my girl perfected her methods I was sold.

What does this mean?

 

[crazy ebw]

What does this mean?

Intimate moments, that's all.

 

[marikomorose]

Intimate moments, that's all.

Oh b/c usually ask if you're tooted or eagle spread b/c ones more wild than the other, but then the other is equally wild. Anyway, there's thisguy on here and his name is funny so I won't say it, but he likes to get his butt licked while its tooted; which is he wild to me, but lovely.

 

[frank mucus]

Do they make you shave your angus?

What if the angus is like a wild jungle? I'm axing for a friend.

 

[tay1]

Yeah, I'm still on that original opinion. I just can't let another man have that power over me. It's just that toxic masculinity I can't let go. It's just that my manhood is my livelihood, you know what I'm sayin? So that's what it is.

All that toxic masculinity will go way once you have prostate cancer.

 

[marikomorose]

All that toxic masculinity will go way once you have prostate cancer.

That's a horrible thing to say.

 

[RustyShackleford]

Getting sick and potentially dying of a preventable ailment because of a silly hang-up might be one of the least manly things a man can do.

 

[deusavertat]

How old are you that you're having these problems?

 

[smedroc]

I'll be due in a few years.

I've decided that a doctors finger ain't going to be the first thing to penetrate my yambs so i'm going to be doing weekly test runs myself to get comfortable with the process.

Do they make you shave your angus?

What if the angus is like a wild jungle? I'm axing for a friend.

Do a headstand in the chair and ask your barber for a taper.

 

[willypete]

I've decided that a doctors finger ain't going to be the first thing to penetrate my yambs so i'm going to be doing weekly test runs myself to get comfortable with the process.