TOILET THOUGHTS

[SC kid]

From reddits shower thoughts.
Thought nters would have some interesting/funny ones.

examples

- When you see someone reading a book you love, its kind of like a book recommending a person.

-if a dishwasher works hard all day and gets dirt and grime all over them...then comes home and takes a shower...are they the last dish?

- Our sun might be a part of an aliens constellation.

- the iconic alien is to us what we are to gorillas....small...pale...with unfathomable technology that sometimes abducts them for experiments/show.

-your first birthday is really your second

-what are snails even trying to do?

-X88B88 looks like the word voodo reflecting off itself

-attractive people probably think the world is much more polite than it truly is.

-if someone took a picture and you were in the background you could be in a framed picture in someone elses house

-fish who are caught and released are almost like humans being abducted by aliens.

-the lobsters in the kitchen of the titanic probably thought that was a miracle

-spiderman drives a car outside the city.

 

[antidope]

 

That realness

 

[lfuqua3]

Chewing gum in a public restroom is like eating a strangers fart

 

[SC kid]

When a person who was born deaf farts.....do they know it makes a noise?

After next year ...wen marty travels to the future in back to the future 2....its really an alternate universe

 

[lburna8484]

 

[SC kid]

 

[SC kid]

If optimus prime got life insurance....would he even need to get car insurance?

If you replace the w in when, what, and where with a T.
It answers those questions.

 

[Deleted member 107398]

Why is Jadakiss as hard as it gets?

 

[ballahb]

 

[kickhead23]

Why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

 

[Ube]

Why is the sky blue?

 

[flyny]

Is all mouf, mouf? Regardless of gender?

 

[Deleted member 107398]

Is all mouf, mouf? Regardless of gender?

A Y O

 

[lobcity]

Lemonade was a popular drink and it still is.

 

[franco23x]

Is all mouf, mouf? Regardless of gender?

A Y O

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[lburna8484]

Is all mouf, mouf? Regardless of gender?

 

[SC kid]

Why isnt there a Pandora for pron?

Wat if the asteroid dat killed the dinosaurs was a primitive spaceship carrying the beings that would eventually turn into humans..

 

[djyoung08]

Is all mouf, mouf? Regardless of gender?

word to @36 OUNCES

 

[Undefined]

 

Is all mouf, mouf? Regardless of gender?

word to @36 OUNCES

 

[2 RAWW]

If Biggie and Pac were still alive today how would the rap game be different?

 

[bayyrd]

when did I have corn?...

 

[airedweezy]

If Biggie and Pac were still alive today how would the rap game be different?

Easy they'd be retired and forgotten or go the snoop route.

PAC Justin beiber song would be flames serious

SC kid million dollar idea kid you not

 

[SC kid]

U think 2pac shakur would do a song wit justin bieber?

 

[Ox.]

if 16 was the legal age in California, would I be frequenting yogurtland more? 

 

[flyny]

U think 2pac shakur would do a song wit justin bieber?

If anything, he'd talk some sense into him
Then maybe make a song
Word to Jon B - Are you still down