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^^^that line had me on the floor. hahaha.Originally Posted by Handsome Hustler
[h2]To the woman who crapped her pants in my car (mckinleyville)[/h2]
Reply to: [email protected][sup][?][/sup]
Date: 2009-01-11, 7:55PM PST
We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you. I know that it could quite possibly be the most humiliating first date that you have ever been on, but I am willing to look past that.
I thought we had chemistry sitting at 6 rivers sharing that basket of hot wings while drinking the chili beer. I really felt like there was a connection there. I found you to be intelligent and witty and looked forward to further conversation with you.
At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost. It just happened to be on a first date in the passenger seat of my car. Please don't feel bad. The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note that said "First dates are always a crap shoot. Call me" was meant to be funny, not offensive.
I have gambled on a fart and lost on multiple occasions. The first time I did it was very memorable. It happened when I was five and sitting on my uncle's lap. I am lactose intolerant, but love cheese. I probably win 95% of the time, but I don't think anyone wins 100% of the time. That's why they call it "gambling". I'm the last person to judge you for crapping your pants. In fact, I am impressed by your boldness. The timing on the other hand, could have been a tad bit better...like when you're not sitting on a heated leather seat...
What I am trying to say is that if you want to go out again, I would be more than happy to take you someplace where we can get a meal that is high in fiber and less taxing on the digestive tract.
I await your call,
Tad
P.S. - If you %+*% yourself on purpose to end the evening early…Touché…
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We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you...
The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note...
how can u send the pepto when you cant even find her?
nice story, well written but u fail.
Originally Posted by Three00ZeeX
At some point in life, everyone has gambled on a fart and lost.
Originally Posted by kidUFC
i call ducktales.
We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you...
The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note...
how can u send the pepto when you cant even find her?
nice story, well written but u fail.
nice detective work
how can u send the pepto when you cant even find her?Originally Posted by seniosoul
Originally Posted by kidUFC
i call ducktales.
We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you...The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note...
nice detective workOriginally Posted by jordanpheen
how can u send the pepto when you cant even find her?Originally Posted by seniosoul
Originally Posted by kidUFC
i call ducktales.
We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you...The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note...
nice story, well written but u fail.
I think you are.Originally Posted by Handsome Hustler
What do you think?Originally Posted by Jiggaman414
isn't the OP Lil Romeo?
Originally Posted by krazy88s
nice detective workOriginally Posted by jordanpheen
how can u send the pepto when you cant even find her?Originally Posted by seniosoul
Originally Posted by kidUFC
i call ducktales.
We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you...The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note...
nice story, well written but u fail.
nice detective workOriginally Posted by jordanpheen
how can u send the pepto when you cant even find her?Originally Posted by seniosoul
Originally Posted by kidUFC
i call ducktales.
We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you...The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note...
nice story, well written but u fail.
Originally Posted by Datnggag
nice detective workOriginally Posted by jordanpheen
how can u send the pepto when you cant even find her?Originally Posted by seniosoul
Originally Posted by kidUFC
i call ducktales.
We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you...The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note...
nice story, well written but u fail.
Maybe he picked her up from her house..Or he knew where she worked..but didnt have a phone number.and had it delivered there..other then that.that is HilariousOriginally Posted by kidUFC
Originally Posted by Datnggag
nice detective workOriginally Posted by jordanpheen
how can u send the pepto when you cant even find her?Originally Posted by seniosoul
Originally Posted by kidUFC
i call ducktales.
We met on Craigslist so I am hoping that this post finds you...The package I sent you with Pepto the next day and the note...
nice story, well written but u fail.
NT detectives stay going in