Time to keep it real NT Vol. Mancard

Melissa Gorga
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Team Gorga fo sure.
 
Originally Posted by ksteezy

Real life...I have no idea what I possibly could have done to irk someone who doesn't even know me
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That +!## cray....

It hurt didnt it
calm down
 
Lulz @ "it hurt"

It did DEEPLY.

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real life.... I would like to know what it is that "irks" some of you about me


Ib4 the sheep response "you stay whoring your pics all over NT" when in reality I haven't uploaded a pic of myself not even to facebook in months
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I used to watch bad girls club like a female
I sing corny rnb/pop songs by females like a female
I used to watch that show about the kardashian females like a female
I sometimes wear the same color of pink the females do
Female deodorant>>>Male deodorant, although I still use male deodorant
Like most females, I am not very interested in sports
I take longer to get dressed than 80% of the females I know

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I am disgusted with myself
Single mother lifestyle ftl
 
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 at shots being fired at ksteezy

also no flame to anyone who has posted but this thread is Lulz
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I'm a great cook due to spending weekends with my Grandmother.
I love making things from scratch with my daughters to pass down the traditions.

House Hunters is my go to TV show when nothing else is on.

I'm addicted to winter boots.
 
Baby wipes ftw
Carols Daughter women shampoos and conditioners
i can sew
i can cook
i tear up everytime Mustafa dies
i like cuddling more than i should



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at the Brokeback Mountain being a good movie response
 
Blow-drying your hair is feminine? Seriously? I never do it because I have a buzz cut but wow I didn't know that.

I can't think of any for me though, I guess I wear purple on occasion with Kobe or NYU gear but that's pretty much it.
 
Originally Posted by breezylocks


Tv... I mess with all the kardashian shows, phineas and ferb, i carly, say yes to the dress also...

phineas and ferb is girly?? That's my *%!+.

NT got me into sneaking my daughter's baby wipes into the bathroom every time I drop a deuce
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If my girl ever saw me wiping with a baby wipe I wouldn't know what to say to justify it
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I use my girl's deodorant when I run out.
Trimming the pubes is absolutely necessary.
I love and hate Marley and Me for making me cry in public
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I'm not into sports....unless I'm playing. Sitting and watching is the most boring thing in the world to me
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NT got me into sneaking my daughter's baby wipes into the bathroom every time I drop a deuce 
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If my girl ever saw me wiping with a baby wipe I wouldn't know what to say to justify it 
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That is awkward watching your man take a pack of baby wipes to the bathroom. You understand why they do it but it's sooo unmanly. 
 
How is knowing how to cook and being clean unmanly? How is going shopping unmanly? How is trimming your pubes unmanly?
 
I sometimes sit w/ my legs crossed
I like Dove Women's Deodorant

I sometimes put green stuff on my face
 
Originally Posted by breezylocks

Real life....

Before I post things to get my
Man card revoked I'd like to ask :
Does ksteezy irk anyone else...? He is honestly my least fav. NTer ever.... I have never not liked any NTer...
Anyway.
 
Originally Posted by oidreez

How is knowing how to cook and being clean unmanly? How is going shopping unmanly? How is trimming your pubes unmanly?
QFT...

80% OF THE GREATEST CHEFS ARE MEN...
AS FAR AS BEING CLEAN AND SHAVING/TRIMMING PUBIC HAIR IT GOES TO SHOW YOU LIKE TO BE CLEAN...

SOME OF THE COMMENTS HERE ARE GONNA HAUNT YA IN THE FUTURE SO I AM SAVING THIS THREAD...

NOW AS FAR AS MYSELF...

I LOVE TO IRON...NOTHING MAKES ME FEEL BETTER THAN A PERFECTLY CREASED SHIRT ON THE SLEEVES...
I CAN SEW ALSO...SEWING A BUTTON THAT FALLS OFF OR HEMMING IS AS GIRLY AS SEWING A WHOLE KNITTED SWEATER
I LOVE TO MAINTAIN MY LAWN AND GARDEN...IT MAKES MY HOUSE LOOK GOOD.
I MAKE A MEAN PLATE OF FOOD AND CAN MAKE ANY THING WITH ASPARAGUS!
THERE IS NOTHING REMOTELY FEMININE ABOUT THESE THINGS

COME AT ME BROS!
 
I be jamming to mad questionable music but hey if I enjoy it I enjoy it. Yes Katy Perry, Regina Spektor, Kate Nash.... then i throw on some Biggie or Jadakiss or some mess to balance it out.

btw ksteezy is definitely cool in my book. my guess on why you may irk people is that when you post it really stands out cause of your avy of yourself.
 
Originally Posted by Cap29

NT got me into sneaking my daughter's baby wipes into the bathroom every time I drop a deuce 
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If my girl ever saw me wiping with a baby wipe I wouldn't know what to say to justify it 
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That is awkward watching your man take a pack of baby wipes to the bathroom. You understand why they do it but it's sooo unmanly. 

I keep mine on top of the toilet, no shame.
 
- I like my skin soft 
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, I lotion
- Hate scary movies (Not sure if you consider that a feminine trait)
 
I know how to sew. Been wanting a sewing machine forever.
The 2 shows I watch weekly are Teen Mom, Toddlers in Tiaras
I iron all my clothes
I blowdry my hair
Wear womens deodorant
I cleanup my eyebrows
Manscape just about everything


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I love to cuddle
I know how to sew
I take serious pride in my laundry
I can cook, got a book of recipes
I love to Bake, have a apron that says "kiss the cook"
I take care of my feet

Advance upon me bretheren
 
Most of the things in here arent even "unmanly".... theyre just basic independent living skills and activities.
 
Everyone in this thread needs to go to youtube and type this into the search bar.
Bill Burr (Let it Go Pt 8 ) What Are You, A
It's 6:47 min.
Too much real life.
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