THREAD CHANGE: RELIGIOUS PEOPLE, DO YOU HAVE ANY PROOF THAT GOD EXISTS?

[antonlavey]

http://www.godlessgeeks.com/LINKS/GodProof.htm

I mean I guess that's what faith is, blind belief. But do any of you religious folks need/have any proof? And don't give me that it says it in thebible/koran bit.

 

[ljlukelj]

@ me reading all of them

 

[mytmouse76]

 

[politics as usual 22]

at none of those making sense

 

[antonlavey]

ARGUMENT FROM CREATIVE INTERPRETATION
(1) God is:
(a) The feeling you have when you look at a newborn baby.
(b) The love of a mother for her child.
(c) That little still voice in your heart.
(d) Humankind's potential to overcome their difficulties.
(e) How I feel when I look at a sunset.
(f) The taste of ice cream on a hot day.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM PREFERRED ANCESTRY
(1) I don't want to be related to monkeys.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

 

[elpablo21]

Originally Posted by Politics As Usual 22

at none of those making sense

I think that's the point

 

[miketysonthekiller]

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

ARGUMENT FROM PREFERRED ANCESTRY
(1) I don't want to be related to monkeys.
(2) Therefore, God exists.

wth

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by Vidasman

Another one of these huh?? Come on NT.... dig deeper !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please !!!!! SMH

answer the question or get out

 

[vidasman]

Another one of these huh?? Come on NT.... dig deeper !!!!!!!!!!!!!! Please !!!!! SMH

 

[apollo xxxiii]

I was about to complain about the amount of religious threads today, but this made my day.

 

[antonlavey]

ARGUMENT FROM INCREDULITY (II)
(1) How could God NOT exist, you bozo?
(2) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM HISTORY
(1) The Bible is true.
(2) Therefore, the Bible is historical fact.
(3) The Bible says that God exists.
(4) Therefore, God exists.

 

[whateversclever]

# ARGUMENT FROM ENTHUSIASTIC GOSPEL MUSIC a.k.a. ARGUMENT FROM BLUES BROTHERS
(1) When I go to church, people dance, sing, and clap.
(2) It's fun. I like dancing, singing and clapping.
(3) Also, the youth group gets ice cream and cookies from the collection money!
(4) I like ice cream and cookies.
(5) Therefore, God exists.


# ARGUMENT FROM PENIS ENLARGEMENT
(1) I became a born-again Christian when I was 12.
(2) Since then, my penis has grown about 2 inches.
(3) Hence, belief in God enlarges your penis.
(4) Therefore, God exists.

# ARGUMENT FROM PROBABLE PROOF
(1) God exists.
(2) Can I prove it? Probably.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

ARGUMENT FROM SPORTS VICTORY (I)
(1) My team won.
(2) They got their talent from God.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by Whateversclever




# ARGUMENT FROM PENIS ENLARGEMENT
(1) I became a born-again Christian when I was 12.
(2) Since then, my penis has grown about 2 inches.
(3) Hence, belief in God enlarges your penis.
(4) Therefore, God exists.


ARGUMENT FROM SPORTS VICTORY (I)
(1) My team won.
(2) They got their talent from God.
(3) Therefore, God exists.

 

[socluis90]

Here we go....

 

[imajaywalker]

you'll actually hear some of those from uber religious ppl

 

[miketysonthekiller]

These are hilarious.

 

[uncalled4boy]

God Give Me The Strength

 

[antonlavey]

Originally Posted by UnCalled4Boy

God Give Me The Strength

I did really well on the exam I took yesterday.....therefore God exists.

 

[certifiedsw]

Originally Posted by AntonLaVey

Originally Posted by UnCalled4Boy

God Give Me The Strength

I did really well on the exam I took yesterday.....therefore God exists.