THIS or THAT...

[MetalMario]

Marge Simpson

jumping in a pool full of pubes and crabs or jumping in a pool full of razor blades and lemon juice?

 

[36 ounces]

Marge Simpson

jumping in a pool full of pubes and crabs or jumping in a pool full of razor blades and lemon juice?

I guess the former...

Micheal Jordan or Santa Claus

 

[wayniac211]

MJ>oppression

Times new roman or Arial?

 

[Ube]

Times New Roman

Srar trek or star wars

 

[youngdoc]

Star Wars

French Toast or Pancakes

 

[mugen81]

Pancakes(especially when I am drunk)
A girl with that mass but bad breathe, jacked feet
Or
A girl with big breast, flat mass and cross eyed

 

[youngdoc]

Lol big breast

Ludacris or Young Jeezy

 

[juice man]

Jeezy

Solo moves or ratchet group everywhere you go

 

[calikev34]

Rachets, juice man. I'll take da rachets

Would you rather have a net worth of 40 million dollars, but you're 4'5"

or

Would you rather be a 6'6" NBA player (journeyman) with a micropenis

 

[moe fab]

$$$

Lick stamps for a living or mate dirty socks

 

[offbad]

lick stamps--

all i have to die is think of pie and my salivary glands go into overdrive.

plus some stamps taste good haha.

dry off with a wet towel 

or 

eat a soggy sandwich

 

[youngdoc]

Soggy sandwich (gravy? Lol)

WCW or WWF

 

[mugen81]

WWF
Ryu or Ken

 

[youngdoc]

Ryu

Virtua Fighter or Killer Instinct

 

[mugen81]

Killer instinct
Olajuwon or Shaq

 

[moe fab]

The Dream

NBA or NFL

 

[dchozn1]

Killer instinct
Olajuwon or Shaq

Olajuwon

Best Team: Dream Team or Redeem Team?

 

[niquefreak94]

NFL and Dream Team

Dark Meat or White Meat

 

[Trillmatic90]

White meat

Facebook or Twitter

 

[lazy]

neither

regular show or adventure time

 

[mugen81]

Adventure time
Grits or oatmeal

 

[lamekilla]

Oatmeal

Waiting in a delivery room or going to a wedding?

 

[36 ounces]

Oatmeal

Waiting in a delivery room or going to a wedding?

Both are equally abhoring...

butt worship or boob worship

 

[youngdoc]

Boob

Better uniforms Raiders or Cowboys

 

[arturzeee]

Cowboys

Nate Robinson or Patrick Beverley