Things You've Always Wondered/Random Thoughts

i thought of this one last night

if someone tricks you into thinking that they are a genius, are they a genius?
 
Originally Posted by angelzdope

Originally Posted by Hazeleyed Honey

I have wondered this since I was a kid. Why do men have nipples? They do not need them.
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I was watching Meet the Parents today and when the dad said to Gaylord, "I have nipples; could you milk me?" I wondered that exact same thing.
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Men can lactate...


Look it up if you don't believe me.
 
Originally Posted by DearWinter219

Seriously, what the hell do I be bumping up against when I'm DEEP inside and why does it hurt both of us?
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i'd like to know this as well...
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who was the first to roll up the green in a rello?

how come with all my fitteds i got that space on both sides between my head and the hat its my size i just can never find a fitted that actually fits that hasno space do i need to do something to get rid of the space? or is my head just too damn skinny for a fitted cap?

does porn pay well?

why did uncle ice use the drugs mitch sold to him in order for him to make money?

what if lebrons name was Rick

whats the point of pennys? can't even use them joints in the vending machine
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What if I change my mind and actually want to be a parent in the future?

When will I die?

What if I'm wrong and there really is an afterlife?
3. If girls with big ******* work at Hooters, then why dont one legged ones work at IHOP?
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Originally Posted by ninjallamafromhell

Originally Posted by angelzdope

Originally Posted by Hazeleyed Honey

I have wondered this since I was a kid. Why do men have nipples? They do not need them.
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I was watching Meet the Parents today and when the dad said to Gaylord, "I have nipples; could you milk me?" I wondered that exact same thing.
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All fetuses start out as female.
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NOOOO...

I thought fetuses are genderless.

Bingo


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Originally Posted by KiCkSaReMyLiFe

I got alot of random thoughts. First, i saw the episode Brian addresses the Stewie question. They were going to se Cleveland's wife and Stewie said he got this one. Then Brian said nah, the fact they are too close to her , nieghbors i guess?? Almost family i guess?? so she couldn't understand him, or would be wierd. Any way Brian said people close to him cant understand or hear him. If you really pay attention to it they do only react to his actions never words, only rare F ups. But why arent people more shocked at a talking dog then a baby???


1. Why do doctors alsways leave the room when you change if they see you naked anyway?
2.Do dentists go to other dentists or other do it themselves??
3. If girls with big ******* work at Hooters, then why dont one legged ones work at IHOP?
4.Is it rude for people who use sign language to sign with thier mouthful?
5. Can you daydream at night?
6.What the hell does PU stand for?? Like ,PU, you stink.
7. Do asians get english writing tattooed on them like Americans get chinese writing?
8.How do you haandcuff a one armed man?
9. Do all girls schools have boy bathrooms?
10. How old are you before they can say you just died of old age??
11. Why isnt eleven named onety one??
12. What was the best thing before sliced bread?
13. If you try to fail and you succeed, what have you done?
And last

At a movie theater which arm rest is yours???
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1. It's to deconstruct the situation so as to remove all sexuality and as much angst as possible. Notice,you're a person as you enter the building and the room, but you become a number or just a "patient" once the doc returns. This is no accident.The "person" that you were when you walked in the room has just walked right out the door with the doctor. Subconsciously, this transforms yourremaining physical form into an object rather than a person with feelings and pride that might feel uncomfortablecompletely passed out and naked in front of a room full of people, cameras, and sharp tools. I learned that in sociology class
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2. Probably other dentists. Too much pressure to perform on yourself. It's gotta be much harder as well.
 
Why does Skynet need any form of physical manifestation at all? Wouldn't a computer program just be happy chilling in one terminal?
 
Originally Posted by DearWinter219

Seriously, what the hell do I be bumping up against when I'm DEEP inside and why does it hurt both of us?
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congratulations .. your becoming a father
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Originally Posted by dendanskesimon

Originally Posted by Master Zik

Why is New York, NEW YORK? Where is Old York?
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Somewhere in the North like the Netherlands or Denmark or one of them Danish countries where the Vikings use to lamp at. EDIT - Ok well it was an English guy but at the time Danes and the English were getting it on and shh I'm pretty sure the name originated from them, could be confused with Whales though.
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BRO, its the Dutch, not the Danish. The Dutch built their colony as a purely commercial interest, but the British colonists, as stated in another post, ended up taking it and renaming it



exact;y, when the dutch occupied NY it was called New Amsterdam.
 
Originally Posted by DearWinter219

Seriously, what the hell do I be bumping up against when I'm DEEP inside and why does it hurt both of us?
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Inquiring minds must know...

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Originally Posted by NJstress03

exact;y, when the dutch occupied NY it was called New Amsterdam.
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Strangely, I learned this on an episode of Tiny Toon Adventures
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-If Hydrogen is a gas, and Oxygen is a gas, how do they combine to make a liquid?
-When do rappers go to the dentist? Or get scheduled eye exams? Or routine checkups? Gucci Mane wears glasses, but I've never seen him at lens crafters.
 
Originally Posted by viiheaven

Originally Posted by Danny Tanner

Do twins have the same fingerprints?
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Yes, identical twins have the same fingerprint. That's why when you're tried in court and they use fingerprints as evidence, they say they are 99% accurate, not 100%.
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where you gettin this info from, no one has identical finger prints, no one
 
Originally Posted by iBlink

what happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object?

why am I on NT at 4:20 in the am instead of laying next to my girlfriend, who happens to be leaving tomorrow?

why does Karma hit so hard?

why am I at so stuck on this girl? I mean... I'm tripping the f out for real.
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the unstoppable force can just move in a different direction, the real question is is there really a such thing as an immovable object?
 
why do they send a fire truck and an ambulance when you call 911 for an emergency?
is there something ingrained in white people that forces them to not have rhythm?
is Japan overpopulated?
what is the true reason to deny citizenship in the US other than criminal record? also, do they deny Americans citizenship to other countries?
why is prostitution and gambling only legal in certain states?
how do drugs like cocaine and heroin get into the US without being caught? Is it that easy to hop on a boat and just waltz in to America from the beach?
Why do women use sex as a reward like they don't get something out of it either?
 
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