Things you thought were true, but then it turns out you were an idiot.

[marionthebarberian]

I didnt think girls pooped.

 

[ValarMorghulis]

I used to think that when i popped a woody, i was just really really cold

 

[newmoanyuh]

When I was younger I thought white people did not use the restroom.

 

[mangudai954]

The sexual ones are too embarrassing but I thought:

- Shoes with visible air units made you jump/run/play better. Same thing with Reebok Pumps.
- You would die or be seriously injured if you touched a catfish's barbels.
- The highest number on the speedometer was proportional to how fast the car was. Well, I guess it kinda is.

 

[mangudai954]

The sexual ones are too embarrassing but I thought:

- Shoes with visible air units made you jump/run/play better. Same thing with Reebok Pumps.
- You would die or be seriously injured if you touched a catfish's barbels.
- The highest number on the speedometer was proportional to how fast the car was. Well, I guess it kinda is.

 

[newmoanyuh]

YUKU FTL

 

[newmoanyuh]

YUKU FTL

 

[bigj505]

i thought the blair witch project was real

 

[bigj505]

i thought the blair witch project was real

 

[newmoanyuh]

YUKU FTL

 

[anthony stark]

Originally Posted by newmoanyuh

When I was younger I thought white people did not use the restroom.

We don't.

 

[newmoanyuh]

YUKU FTL

 

[anthony stark]

Originally Posted by newmoanyuh

When I was younger I thought white people did not use the restroom.

We don't.

 

[lakersnation]

I thought if u get electrified 3 times you die...

(my mom told me that because i always used to put things in the socket)

i was sooooo scared cuz i already got electrified twice.

 

[lakersnation]

I thought if u get electrified 3 times you die...

(my mom told me that because i always used to put things in the socket)

i was sooooo scared cuz i already got electrified twice.

 

[lakersnation]

I thought if u get electrified 3 times you die...

(my mom told me that because i always used to put things in the socket)

i was sooooo scared cuz i already got electrified twice.

 

[lakersnation]

I thought if u get electrified 3 times you die...

(my mom told me that because i always used to put things in the socket)

i was sooooo scared cuz i already got electrified twice.

 

[lakersnation]

I thought if u get electrified 3 times you die...

(my mom told me that because i always used to put things in the socket)

i was sooooo scared cuz i already got electrified twice.

 

[lakersnation]

I thought if u get electrified 3 times you die...

(my mom told me that because i always used to put things in the socket)

i was sooooo scared cuz i already got electrified twice.

 

[nyh425]

^ isn't Kokomo real? i thought that was in the Bahamas.

*shrugs*

 

[jjgrt5]

Girls pee out the butt

 

[nyh425]

^ isn't Kokomo real? i thought that was in the Bahamas.

*shrugs*

 

[jjgrt5]

Girls pee out the butt

 

[newmoanyuh]

YUKU FTL

 

[lakersnation]

I thought if u get electrified 3 times you die...

(my mom told me that because i always used to put things in the socket)

i was sooooo scared cuz i already got electrified twice.