Things you thought were true, but then it turns out you were an idiot.

Originally Posted by Cameron Nelson

That if you put batteries in the freezer, they'll be recharged

wait.......................that doesnt work
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Originally Posted by TeamJordan79


this is how i thought races were created:

god put a bunch of  people in three rows facing the sun......

the first row got sun-burned (dark skin)

the second row didnt get affected and saw the light fine (white) 

and the third row didnt see the sun too well and had to squint (asian) 

it was the only thing that made sense at the time 
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using old #*$ 20 year old jokes FTL
 
Originally Posted by TeamJordan79


this is how i thought races were created:

god put a bunch of  people in three rows facing the sun......

the first row got sun-burned (dark skin)

the second row didnt get affected and saw the light fine (white) 

and the third row didnt see the sun too well and had to squint (asian) 

it was the only thing that made sense at the time 
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using old #*$ 20 year old jokes FTL
 
Originally Posted by airforce416

Originally Posted by Cameron Nelson

That if you put batteries in the freezer, they'll be recharged

wait.......................that doesnt work
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Hold up, I thought this worked too??? 
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 All these years living a lie
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Originally Posted by airforce416

Originally Posted by Cameron Nelson

That if you put batteries in the freezer, they'll be recharged

wait.......................that doesnt work
nerd.gif

Hold up, I thought this worked too??? 
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 All these years living a lie
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I used to think god was real and that all I had to do was pray to him and I could get anything I wanted, boy was I wrong.
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I used to think god was real and that all I had to do was pray to him and I could get anything I wanted, boy was I wrong.
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Originally Posted by LakersNation

I thought if u get electrified 3 times you die...
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(my mom told me that because i always used to put things in the socket)

i was sooooo scared cuz i already got electrified twice.
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^ She tried to make you think you were super mario lol. Would it say game over after the third time? lol
  
 
Originally Posted by LakersNation

I thought if u get electrified 3 times you die...
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(my mom told me that because i always used to put things in the socket)

i was sooooo scared cuz i already got electrified twice.
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^ She tried to make you think you were super mario lol. Would it say game over after the third time? lol
  
 
I use to think the music artists were actually at the radio stations whenever they played a shout-out to the station..
 
I use to think the music artists were actually at the radio stations whenever they played a shout-out to the station..
 
In the 80's I used to think Vince McMahon and Micheal Buffer were the same person.
My boys mom told him fapping would give him aids.
If you didn't have cash you could just write a check and not worry about it
 
In the 80's I used to think Vince McMahon and Micheal Buffer were the same person.
My boys mom told him fapping would give him aids.
If you didn't have cash you could just write a check and not worry about it
 
i used to think chow mein(noodles) were vegetables...

i used to think maruchan/cup of noodles were healthy/good for you....


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i used to think chow mein(noodles) were vegetables...

i used to think maruchan/cup of noodles were healthy/good for you....


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Used to think all dogs were male and all cats were female.

Also thought when a song played on the radio that it was playing on MTV or BET.

Also thought 1995 came twice.
 
Used to think all dogs were male and all cats were female.

Also thought when a song played on the radio that it was playing on MTV or BET.

Also thought 1995 came twice.
 
Originally Posted by iLLest

I used to think that treating girls like Queens and never having more than 1 at a time was the way to get girls. 
This.
I used to think treating people the way you wanted to be treated, automatically made them treat you like you wanted to be treated. 

I also thought common sense was common. I used to be an idiot. 
 
Originally Posted by iLLest

I used to think that treating girls like Queens and never having more than 1 at a time was the way to get girls. 
This.
I used to think treating people the way you wanted to be treated, automatically made them treat you like you wanted to be treated. 

I also thought common sense was common. I used to be an idiot. 
 
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