Things you do that you think no one else does.

[joe camel smooth]

lol lot of weird stuff in here, no offense
all i can think of is i spend way too much time looking in the mirror....every time i go into my bathroom i take my shirt off and check myself out for a couple min

 

[babyface34]

- On the rare occasion I buy myself a six-pack of beer on a Sunday, I throw away whatever is left on Monday morning.
- I walk around the house in the dark sometimes, so in the event of a power outage, i'll still have some sense of direction.
- I can watch hours of fast-motion videos of people driving through the major cities on Youtube. It's very calming for me.

 

[babyface34]

- On the rare occasion I buy myself a six-pack of beer on a Sunday, I throw away whatever is left on Monday morning.
- I walk around the house in the dark sometimes, so in the event of a power outage, i'll still have some sense of direction.
- I can watch hours of fast-motion videos of people driving through the major cities on Youtube. It's very calming for me.

 

[ricky409]

this thread is pure comedy...

makes me feel normal!

 

[ricky409]

this thread is pure comedy...

makes me feel normal!

 

[cant break the unbreakable]

scshift wrote:
-Whenever I see an image/gif on NT, I open it in a new tab to see the URL and see if the image name matches the image or whether it's just a jumble of characters

I've done this.
I sometimes read threads on here starting from last page going back instead of first page going forward

If I get a call from a number I don't recognize I won't answer but I'll Google the number first. 

 

[cant break the unbreakable]

scshift wrote:
-Whenever I see an image/gif on NT, I open it in a new tab to see the URL and see if the image name matches the image or whether it's just a jumble of characters

I've done this.
I sometimes read threads on here starting from last page going back instead of first page going forward

If I get a call from a number I don't recognize I won't answer but I'll Google the number first. 

 

[orfiyus]

Originally Posted by scshift

-I work out to Transformers soundtrack music 

-I drive without a shirt on
-Whenever I see an image/gif on NT, I open it in a new tab to see the URL and see if the image name matches the image or whether it's just a jumble of characters

LOL Ive driven home from work plenty of times wearing only boxers and socks. 

 

[orfiyus]

Originally Posted by scshift

-I work out to Transformers soundtrack music 

-I drive without a shirt on
-Whenever I see an image/gif on NT, I open it in a new tab to see the URL and see if the image name matches the image or whether it's just a jumble of characters

LOL Ive driven home from work plenty of times wearing only boxers and socks. 

 

[airnoel2345]

- Guilty of locking the car door like 5-6 times when i get out, all you hear is "honk...honk....honk honk....honk honk honk honk...honk"
- I too am guilty of squeaky clean wiping but i can sometimes average 1 roll in a single sitting 

- Sometimes when im alone, i sing different songs, but insert my own words at different sections, which 99.9% of the time those words are very vulgar/disgusting things 

- A lot of times when im walking and i need to get somewhere quick... i imagine in my head that im in some fast and furious s***, driving my car and shiftin gears to make myself walk faster 

Theres more that i chose not to share lol.... 

 

[airnoel2345]

- Guilty of locking the car door like 5-6 times when i get out, all you hear is "honk...honk....honk honk....honk honk honk honk...honk"
- I too am guilty of squeaky clean wiping but i can sometimes average 1 roll in a single sitting 

- Sometimes when im alone, i sing different songs, but insert my own words at different sections, which 99.9% of the time those words are very vulgar/disgusting things 

- A lot of times when im walking and i need to get somewhere quick... i imagine in my head that im in some fast and furious s***, driving my car and shiftin gears to make myself walk faster 

Theres more that i chose not to share lol.... 

 

[boogie bwoy]

i like to smell the funk under my 'pits

puts right hand on head
*whiff*

puts left hand on head
*whiff whiff*

-laughs in disgust-

*repeat 2x*

 

[boogie bwoy]

i like to smell the funk under my 'pits

puts right hand on head
*whiff*

puts left hand on head
*whiff whiff*

-laughs in disgust-

*repeat 2x*

 

[ebpo]

Originally Posted by Cant Break The Unbreakable


If I get a call from a number I don't recognize I won't answer but I'll Google the number first. 

THIS.

Also:
- I recreate conversation in my head like things I could have said instead of what I said and stuff
- When everyone in my house is sleeping and I listen to music with my headphones, I ALWAYS put them over only 1 ear
- I can't throw away stuff. Old clothes, obsolete computer parts, birthday card from 4 years ago... "just in case"

 

[ebpo]

Originally Posted by Cant Break The Unbreakable


If I get a call from a number I don't recognize I won't answer but I'll Google the number first. 

THIS.

Also:
- I recreate conversation in my head like things I could have said instead of what I said and stuff
- When everyone in my house is sleeping and I listen to music with my headphones, I ALWAYS put them over only 1 ear
- I can't throw away stuff. Old clothes, obsolete computer parts, birthday card from 4 years ago... "just in case"

 

[cafinest23]

Originally Posted by Dmvbatman

Originally Posted by AdobeCS4

When at work, I'll sometimes imagine I'm in the NBA or NFL and go through pregame intros. Chest bumped a wall today after I hit an imaginary 3 on Kobe.

i do as well, boxing is another sport where I visualize me coming out and stepping into the ring.

I do both of these also i'll pretend i'm shadowboxing or playing basketball with no ball like Shep.

 

[cafinest23]

Originally Posted by Dmvbatman

Originally Posted by AdobeCS4

When at work, I'll sometimes imagine I'm in the NBA or NFL and go through pregame intros. Chest bumped a wall today after I hit an imaginary 3 on Kobe.

i do as well, boxing is another sport where I visualize me coming out and stepping into the ring.

I do both of these also i'll pretend i'm shadowboxing or playing basketball with no ball like Shep.

 

[ervinsb91]

Originally Posted by reeeem0

--Driving naked on 100+ degree days (im serious)

Hope i never catch a glimpse of you at a red light

 

[ervinsb91]

Originally Posted by reeeem0

--Driving naked on 100+ degree days (im serious)

Hope i never catch a glimpse of you at a red light

 

[moe fab uafa]

Originally Posted by tecca nena

I have a numbering system where every digit 0 - 100 has a visual word to replace it. For instance 1 through 10 is tie, noah, ma, rye, law, shoe, cow, ivy, bee, toes. the system is used to remember long strings of numbers. I can memorize a string of 100 digits in 10 minutes.

I do this with the numbers of different players.
17=Rivers
24=Kobe
42=Robinson
etc.

 

[moe fab uafa]

Originally Posted by tecca nena

I have a numbering system where every digit 0 - 100 has a visual word to replace it. For instance 1 through 10 is tie, noah, ma, rye, law, shoe, cow, ivy, bee, toes. the system is used to remember long strings of numbers. I can memorize a string of 100 digits in 10 minutes.

I do this with the numbers of different players.
17=Rivers
24=Kobe
42=Robinson
etc.

 

[adobecs4]

-microwave about to hit 00:00 I'll pretend I'm about to hit a buzzer beater
-I draw up sneaker renderings while at work
-I pump myself up before work. I'll run out the break room like the 98 Bulls. I'll low five shelves like all star game intros

 

[adobecs4]

-microwave about to hit 00:00 I'll pretend I'm about to hit a buzzer beater
-I draw up sneaker renderings while at work
-I pump myself up before work. I'll run out the break room like the 98 Bulls. I'll low five shelves like all star game intros

 

[fig neutonn]

Serious booty fart fetish

 

[fig neutonn]

Serious booty fart fetish