They Got My Dude For All His Porn...

[jordan3cement]

Thanks for the update dyyhard, looks like there'll be a happy ending to this story.

I low key wanna show up at dudes crib with an 80gb USB drive full of porn and blow his mind... He has no idea there way more efficient ways than keepin piles of DVDs n his sock drawer.


Then I'd show him streaming pron and how obsolete owning the physical copy even is


His life would never b the same

Son would disappear for a month then be on some Quagmire ish

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god bless america

 

[ricky409]

WTF?

Did they really play this on the news?

black people in a negative light. Why wouldn't they play it on the news?

 

[mitchellicious]

Dude is a trooper!

 

[servechilled81]

what's negative about it?  He's the victim, collecting porn ain't a crime.

 

[bigbootyho]

this is one of the best posts & updates i've ever read here. my week has been made 

 

[jordan23dotcom]

what's negative about it?  He's the victim, collecting porn ain't a crime.

Sticking your thumb up your *** isn't a crime either, what's your point? Lol

 

[shogun]

That new story about companies sending him hundreds of DVDs is hilarious. He's getting tickets to the Adult Expo too. Wouldn't be surprised if studios asked him to star in some super fan movie type stuff.

 

[a blinkin]

black people in a negative light. Why wouldn't they play it on the news?

Yep.

 

[servechilled81]

what's negative about it?  He's the victim, collecting porn ain't a crime.

Sticking your thumb up your *** isn't a crime either, what's your point? Lol

 what

 

[finallyfamous]

Son would disappear for a month then be on some Quagmire ish

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[gaseousfashion]

He had every video of Tyrone going to work.

Whats the Tyrone reference?


I kinda get it but I dont get the whole thing

Tyrone is a stereotypical name for a black person.
I think the reference is from the mad real world ksit from Chappelle's show.
Either Charlie Murphy was named Tyrone or it was Dave Chappelle.
I can't remember.

Tyrone is pretty much the generic name of a black guy with a BBC who gets every female.

You can check these two threads for examples.

Thread 1

Thread 2

 

[Nouss]

Tyrone is that broke dude that comes and smashes your girl when your not taking care of business. Btw hes black.

 

[jaysfiend23]

Ken kaniff from ct...paying for porn is like giving money to charity

 

[parada45]

"A guy in Conneticut told me that..."

Line of the year

 

[mitchellicious]

"A guy in Conneticut told me that..."

Line of the year

I'm gonna chuck this into my everyday conversation rotation.

 

[tommyicerocking]

he was on Jimmy Kimmel

 

[John00]

That's jacked up. But he still gettin' dem yambs doe.

 

[trunks206]

hahahahahahahahaha I cant believe they had this on the news.

 

[swish]

Is this scripted?

There's way too many punchlines for this to be real.

 

[marco23]

at comparing it to stamps

 

[kangaroobombs]

I low key wanna show up at dudes crib with an 80gb USB drive full of porn and blow his mind... He has no idea there way more efficient ways than keepin piles of DVDs n his sock drawer.

Then I'd show him streaming pron and how obsolete owning the physical copy even is

His life would never b the same

my dude might be a porn purist though...kinda like the cats that only listen to music on vinyl you know

 

[youngdoc]

Bumping this thread after being linked to it

This is classic

 

[marco23]

thanks for bumping this thread, still brings thr lulz 

 

[Coromanti]

Remember this thread....lulz on lulz

 

[don ramon]

never seen this. hilarious

guy has a great attitude about it. a whole lot of people watch porn, this guy just ain't ashamed of it. and he shouldn't be