mplsdunk
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just wanted to give a quick update up with whats going on...I will try to keep this short and not too long... so last week my boss calls me in his office and basically heard that I have been telling people that I am being terminated... he is livid and was like why would you do that after 3 years of being with the company and I brought you in with no Pharma experience and this is how you repay me... so long story short 1 of the people I told must have told HR and they found out about it and basically yelled at him for that...the next day they basically put me on a performance improvement plan... welp it can go 2 ways I can either improve my performance and they can keep me or regardless of how I do they will sack me... the latter is the most likely scenario not all the time but majority of the time... been looking for a job the last 2 weeks and had 4 interviews...one last week went well and had a second interview today... this job is actually closer to my house....the commute is basically cut in half... from 40 minutes to 22 minutes..I felt like the interview went well with the hiring manager then when I get home the HR recruiter calls me and asks about my interview and I said I thought it went well... she then offers me the job and tells me the benefits and salary which is more than my current job... she then says I need you to fill out the job application tonight and I will send you the offer letter tomorrow...I tell her ok great I dont need to see the offer letter I accept... she then says I have to take a drug test and physical and grass is not something they test for... but I havent smoked in 3 weeks so I am good regardless... so I told them can I give my 2 week notice at my current job until after the background and drug test is official and she said yes thats cool... I should pass and not worry but just want to cover my end... so now just need to request PTO from my job next week to take the test then I should be good to take it and pass it then give my 2 week notice... its not official yet technically but Im still hyped... I had to have a drink tonight to celebrate... obviously I am not telling people at all because its not official and just told my immediate family... but just happy to have some closure and close this chapter in my life and start a new one... wanted to share the good news here
Nice and full congrats on passing the drug screening and getting that start date!another update... so took my drug test tuesday morning and had wednesday and thursday off so was chillin at the crib...thursday the hiring manager texts me and says I passed the drug test and I can give my 2 week notice and start on 12/1... im like cool Ill tell my job on Friday...so im thinking about it thursday night and before work how im going to frame this... should I tell them at the beginning or end of day... so I was like I will wait until the end of day because if I tell them in the morning they may get salty and send me home without pay since im on the pip...told my boss like 30 minutes before leaving and he was actually cool about it... I guess the way I explained it and kinda lied made me look good lol... I was like im giving my 2 week notice... he was like you found a new job? I said yes I did but im getting $8,000 less... I was fronting...I told him I wasn't looking for a new job to get more money I was looking cuz I thought I was getting sacked...then I said I wish it worked out and did a better job here... then my manager did a 180 and was like you left on good terms and have a chance of a rehire if theres an opening and you want to come back... he even wants me to go to the christmas party which is impossible to go to cuz I have work and the place is like an hour plus from my new job...but ya he was showing love all of a sudden towards the end... so my last day is the wednesday before thanksgiving...I guess it will be a peaceful week and a half... he even said he will talk to the HR to get me paid for thanksgiving and black friday since technically my last day is wednesday im not really entitled to that pay...but shoot I should since im giving up 7 PTO days... all good I just want to get the heck out of there
this show Mayor of Kingstown is dumb af
Every time people post stuff like this, I can't help but think, "Do people not know how math works?"