the thread about nothing...

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Im not a grammar police type person but that sentence is killing me.
MFers do anything...
AND THEN...
put they phone up?
👀🤔
 
Beware of swinger couples. Pay attention to upside-down pineapple or pink flamigo logos on their shirts and room's door handles. The girl might pretend to be single but really might be with her man trying to smash everyone and anyone they can. Std risks are high 🫡

Edit: I'm being serious.
Everybody: Hum what a tasteful and refreshing fruit

Swingers:
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So I’ve been watching Star Trek: Strange New Worlds (really good!) and Captain Pike’s hair is my spirit animal.

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Having my first real surgery (I don't count Lasik) on Friday. Repairing the labrum in my shoulder and I'm mad nervous:ohwell:. My brother has had it done and has told me there's nothing to worry about just a long recovery but this is my first time going under and anxiety is kicking my *** :lol:
 
This is wild smelly behavior to do to your neighbors at your apartment building

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reminds of this chick i follow on instagram. she's a comedian with a podcast (and ********). always thought she was hot. 4 years into me following her she tells this story on her podcast that when she used to drink (she's been sober a few years) she had to leave her shoes outside her apartment because they would reek so bad from heavy boozing.

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