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Lmao I don't blame you. People who're talkers like I mean like those that can talk up a storm...you gotta avoid em like the plague that they are. Exchanging pleasantries & choppin it up bout this & that is one thing but when your reply to my "hey how you doin?" Is to tell me literally everything that has happened to you in the past day or two for minutes at a time...nah I'm good. In NYC & I'm sure a place as packed & hectic as Cali too a "how are ya?" "Wassup" or "How you livin?" Is a simple 3 second exchange between 2 people & that is it! You keep it moving lol. Like don't stand there telling me your life story & expect me to stay put & listen to your **** :lol:

Some were never taught or they can’t read others body language when they’re rambling on and on, lol. That cat I was talking about always bugs me because he doesn’t give you a chance to smoothly interrupt so that you can make your exit. I end up looking for any excuse to walk off :lol: I end up telling my sister “I hate your choice in men. The **** is wrong with you?”
 
Some were never taught or they can’t read others body language when they’re rambling on and on, lol. That cat I was talking about always bugs me because he doesn’t give you a chance to smoothly interrupt so that you can make your exit. I end up looking for any excuse to walk off :lol: I end up telling my sister “I hate your choice in men. The **** is wrong with you?”
Just look at your watch or phone to check the time & hit em with "Oh my, would you look at what time it is! I gotta go,take care" lol works like a charm. A lot of people are alone & lonely & will talk to just about anybody who's willing to listen to them. A lot of seniors in my work building are like that- they got no one to talk to, some I've never seen have friends or family visit them. They usually hate their hospice too lol. I try to be polite & give em a min or two but gotta be careful because it's like you give em a hand & they wanna grab onto your entire arm. I have a job to do so bye bye lol
 
Just look at your watch or phone to check the time & hit em with "Oh my, would you look at what time it is! I gotta go,take care" lol works like a charm. A lot of people are alone & lonely & will talk to just about anybody who's willing to listen to them. A lot of seniors in my work building are like that- they got no one to talk to, some I've never seen have friends or family visit them. They usually hate their hospice too lol. I try to be polite & give em a min or two but gotta be careful because it's like you give em a hand & they wanna grab onto your entire arm. I have a job to do so bye bye lol

I tried a few of those but dude keeps going man, like I said he’ll keep going without stopping. Something must be wrong with him and I’m wondering why my sister didn’t notice it.

Bro you’re describing my pops now. He will get mad if we visit him and leave after 2 hours. His idea of a visit is 7+ hours :lol: He’s not lonely either, got girlfriends, karaoke buds, constant friends calling him...etc. Like damn man let me go on with my day, lol.
 
done that and it works and as long as you are firm with getting out of there. there are patients that are like that and knowing they just needed some companion. the most effective excuse is always go for the crapper. saying it frank and the need for urgency whether they like it or not is that people need to respect and oblige to it. on the otherhand, if it was an attractive lady that's been taking my time, I wouldn't mind staying there. funny part is, I got two co-workers who are seem to be that close and the damn woman couldn't even focus with her job. I wouldn't mind them having convo but come on, I'm not there to do their job inorder for them to have the whole shift talking to each other.
 
I tried a few of those but dude keeps going man, like I said he’ll keep going without stopping. Something must be wrong with him and I’m wondering why my sister didn’t notice it.

Bro you’re describing my pops now. He will get mad if we visit him and leave after 2 hours. His idea of a visit is 7+ hours :lol: He’s not lonely either, got girlfriends, karaoke buds, constant friends calling him...etc. Like damn man let me go on with my day, lol.
I must say, I wouldn't visit that person again......ever.
 
done that and it works and as long as you are firm with getting out of there. there are patients that are like that and knowing they just needed some companion.
Speaking of elderly patients, at a nursing home internship I once had a few elderly women patients who clearly hadn't seen a man in a very long time and they kept trying to flagrantly sexually harrass me :smh::lol:
I knew I was in for some weird **** when their little group of 3 shouted "mmmm finally some man meat" in the hallway on my first day but these old ladies tried slapping my *** when I walked by, rubbing all over my arms and chest, begging me to wash them even though they were perfectly capable of doing so without help, ...
 
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Speaking of elderly patients, at a nursing home internship I once had a few elderly women patients who clearly hadn't seen a man in a very long time and they kept trying to flagrantly sexually harrass me :smh::lol:
I knew I was in for some weird **** when their little group shouted "mmmm finally some man meat" in the hallway on my first day but these old ladies tried slapping my *** when I walked by, rubbing all over my arms and chest, begging me to wash them even though they were perfectly capable of doing so without help, ...
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:I had that experienced. been slapped in the behind, caressed in the arms and thigh, some occasions of getting my junk grabbed, had been complimented with all sorts of flattery. that's not even the worst. some would even graphically describe some really intimate details of how that are going to do it with you. and with certain patients (not that elderly) that needed some hygiene assistance, good grief they would ask you to stick it in there really deep and really moan loud. damn, even as a guy, I felt like I was the one being raped. :rofl::rofl::rofl:
 
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:I had that experienced. been slapped in the behind, caressed in the arms and thigh, some occasions of getting my junk grabbed, had been complimented with all sorts of flattery. that's not even the worst. some would even graphically describe some really intimate details of how that are going to do it with you. and with certain patients (not that elderly) that needed some hygiene assistance, good grief they would ask you to stick it in there really deep and really moan loud. damn, even as a guy, I felt like I was the one being raped. :rofl::rofl::rofl:
Yeah that was my first experience with extremely horny elderly patients so at first I was kinda baffled at the brazen attempts.
In hindsight I should've immediately forcefully shut it down from the start but tbh I felt kinda bad for them, there were no male employees.
Eventually I kind of made an agreement with them that they're free to look and comment but not touch and that seemed to work.

This was after one of my classmates shared a video in my class of a 78 year old giving me a lapdance at a bar when I was drunk so my reputation as a 'GILF magnet' didn't exactly improve.
 
Yeah that was my first experience with extremely horny elderly patients so at first I was kinda baffled at the brazen attempts.
In hindsight I should've immediately forcefully shut it down from the start but tbh I felt kinda bad for them, there were no male employees.
Eventually I kind of made an agreement with them that they're free to look and comment but not touch and that seemed to work.

This was after one of my classmates shared a video in my class of a 78 year old giving me a lapdance at a bar when I was drunk so my reputation as a 'GILF magnet' didn't exactly improve.
fun fact. women of age (not necessarily elderly but mid-age) are sexual predators (cougars).
 
fun fact. women of age (not necessarily elderly but mid-age) are sexual predators (cougars).
It's just that they can get away with it. What those elderly women did at the nursing home is brazen sexual harrassment but I never really felt like it bothered me much.
 

I have nothing but my pop’s testimony but on everything 8 year old me is at this game. My Navy base basketball team won the championship that year. The rewards was the whole time got tickets to this game. Confession: I was a devout Magic fan because of this until D. Wade got drafted.
 
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