the thread about nothing...

I had a dobe and a goldy before. Both are smart and beautiful animals. The goldy is smart as hell and looks like a lion. The dobe is like a horse and can do amazing sprints and jumps and can even get over medium height fences. It's like they are bouncing off walls. Goldy are easy to persuade, the dobe can be a handful and recognizes one alpha that it follows strictly.
 
Skill required is being gay

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or having sex just before with a good shower and focusing on anything else / dancing with a lady you don't like ?
I think it would be difficult for me either, I remember pictures of people dancing in my younger years, the horniness of a guy while a girl was at him like this was clearly readable on his face :lol:
Sweating, eyes, everything :rofl:

I think the fact they don't look horny is due to the fact it's a video watchable by everyone so it can't be realistic...

Or we both 2 perv :rofl:

EDIT : It makes me think about There's something about Mary when Ben Stiller does his stuff in order to be able to just think correctly in front of Mary :lol:


You meant boner killer. Now that you mentioned it, it reminded me of the time when a buddy of mine were talking ways on how to put the snake on a leash. Funniest thing he shared was that photo of a buddy of ours that we photo edited with his face over a naked woman as a prank. We laughed so hard that I realize that it does work like magic. So whenever a boner arises, just think of that buddy of yours. Lol
 
this is how i know I'm not built for the New York lifestyle.

went to a wedding yesterday. i was sitting next to a woman who flew in from NY. She's attractive, well-established in her career, and there with no +1. so we're just small-talking about not being able to handle our alcohol and homegirl casually drops, “yeah, i don’t really like to drink. i prefer doing drugs.” i was a bit curious so i asked what kinds to which she responded “oh, like molly, ecstasy, coke.. nothing crazy.”

"nothing crazy"

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I would read this like, I don't really drink nor do drugs but I really want to get high on sex. Just remembered a sexy woman on a flight many years ago. Damn girl was so horny giving all these signals (conversations) that she want to get F her brains out. Too bad I wasn't seated beside her but a lame duck. I could have banged that vixen in the washroom.
 
You meant boner killer. Now that you mentioned it, it reminded me of the time when a buddy of mine were talking ways on how to put the snake on a leash. Funniest thing he shared was that photo of a buddy of ours that we photo edited with his face over a naked woman as a prank. We laughed so hard that I realize that it does work like magic. So whenever a boner arises, just think of that buddy of yours. Lol
Yes, you could also think about anyone from your family, it works well too, just creepy :lol:
But if you do think about someone of your family and nothing happen you're good for years of therapist :rofl:
 
That's incredible how some dogs could been good at protecting humans, I'm not into dogs but if I had too I think I would take a doberman, a rottweiler or a labrador.
Labrador because they seem to be nice, doberman because they are great at protecting territory, they could be able to let criminals come but not leave :lol:
I find doberman very elegant and frightening at the same time, I could imagine them as Hell's dogs or something :lol: (I don't mean bikers related or anything just literally, I'm sure I must be careful using the word literally from what read on old pages of TAN :rofl:)
Lmao they do gave a “hell” vibe. Rottweilers too. I could see the devil with rots and dobermans just chillin around the house
 
Yea both fine as hell but who is the black fighter behind Rachael here?

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Lmao they do gave a “hell” vibe. Rottweilers too. I could see the devil with rots and dobermans just chillin around the house
both do. however, I feel much at ease with Dobes compared to Rotties. my Dobe back had this boomy bark that was scary enough to deal with, but most times, she was a sweetheart and scared to death of stuff toys ( her weakness).
 
Horribly crafted poll.

One situation is practically impossible to ever exist. (Vacation time)
done a minimum of 4 days and maximum of 8 days of continuous shifts with overtime doing 16 hours, I would prefer having 4 day shifts with regularity with 2 days off and same salary pay. not much into vacation and also the fact that filing for one is quite tedious.
I'm on my last shift of a 5 evening work week and I'm feeling tired that I'm contemplating on calling in sick.
 
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