Storytime
I was grocery shopping today and there was a dude pushing a cart next to me in a sports coat, jeans, and dress shoes. The sports coat was slightly oversized, but not outrageous. But anytime I see someone with a big sportscoat, I chant in my head "choppa suit, choppa suit, he thinks he's fly in his choppa suit". Thinking back, I am not sure if I said it outloud, and if I did it was probably under my breath. So the dude starts a conversation with me. It went like this.
Mr. Choppa Suit: That's a nice jacket, where did you get it from?
Me: Thank you, I got it from Gap 2 years ago.
In my head I'm thinking, did I say "Choppa Suit" outloud? Is he trolling me or being sarcastic? I'm wearing a military inspired olive jacket with a couple front pockets and a grey hoody underneath.
Mr. Choppa Suit: It goes nice with the grey. See look I love grey. *points at his own jacket*
Me: Oh nice!
Mr. Choppa Suit: But where is Gap? I don't think there's one nearby.
Me: You can check out online.
Mr. Choppa Suit: Oh yeah, I will do that and check it out.
Me: Yeah man take care!
We both go in different directions. I got home and I am still wondering if he heard me say "Choppa Suit". I also do not know if he was trolling, how does he not know about Gap?