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So I always wanted to tell this story but had nowhere to. Last year I got admitted to the hospital for 6 weeks. Had a super cute nurse like 3 times a week and we vibed real well. I was cool with a couple other nurses up there as well. They’d bring me chewing tobacco and stuff and sit in my room and chill. My girl was mad at me and didn’t come to visit very often even though I had a nearly fatal thing happen to me so I was naturally pretty pissed with her. Anyway on the Night before the solar eclipse I had since moved to the rehab next door to the hospital still on the same property same employees etc. and my pretty nurse was on the phone with me for like 2 hours cuzz I messaged her on Fb about a medical problem I was having with these less experienced nurses at the step down facility. I convinced her to come chill with me during the eclipse. So the next day my boy cane brought some bud that’s how I found out she smoked though she wouldn’t smoke with us then. We were getting faded all having fun feeling the eclipse vibes we was meditating in the grass just straight having a good time. She was sitting in my bed and I made the play I touched her thigh. She like stop but I was persistent so next thing I know I’m kissing her and she kissing me back. After like an hour I told my boy beat it so I could “beat it” lol. She like I gotta go but I’m like Na stay. Soon enough bro I go up her shorts and feel her up all the good stuff and she got my thing in her mouth I’m like “ye suck my sd#^* nurse. Felt trill to say that lol. She had a banging body small boobs big butt about 5 foot pretty face.I smashed for at least an hour or two cuzz I was on the pain meds. And that was that I was moving from Florida to Ohio the next day when I got released bringing my girl and kid. We come to Ohio but I can’t stop thinking about my nurse. I had court like 4 months later and now we’re talking everyday on the phone while I’m tryna hide it from my girl. I planned to stay in Florida for 4 days for court instead of just flying down and back . I came down she got us a hotel for 3 nights bottle of henn, pint of crown mad blunts man I had the most amazing time just in it for 4 days and 3 nights only leaving to get food or drinks and sit on the beach once. First time I ate butt lol. Then the reality hit me that I had to go home and I cried in front of this broad who had taken care of me in the hospital and been so sweet to me. I felt like a ***** lol. I came home we still talk everyday until my girl found out and messaged her. Put a strain on us but we already don’t get along. It’s been like 5 months I haven’t talked to her I still think about her a lot. She was like the one that got away. Mad emotion with her and like we just got each other. Thanks for letting me share lol
 
So I always wanted to tell this story but had nowhere to. Last year I got admitted to the hospital for 6 weeks. Had a super cute nurse like 3 times a week and we vibed real well. I was cool with a couple other nurses up there as well. They’d bring me chewing tobacco and stuff and sit in my room and chill. My girl was mad at me and didn’t come to visit very often even though I had a nearly fatal thing happen to me so I was naturally pretty pissed with her. Anyway on the Night before the solar eclipse I had since moved to the rehab next door to the hospital still on the same property same employees etc. and my pretty nurse was on the phone with me for like 2 hours cuzz I messaged her on Fb about a medical problem I was having with these less experienced nurses at the step down facility. I convinced her to come chill with me during the eclipse. So the next day my boy cane brought some bud that’s how I found out she smoked though she wouldn’t smoke with us then. We were getting faded all having fun feeling the eclipse vibes we was meditating in the grass just straight having a good time. She was sitting in my bed and I made the play I touched her thigh. She like stop but I was persistent so next thing I know I’m kissing her and she kissing me back. After like an hour I told my boy beat it so I could “beat it” lol. She like I gotta go but I’m like Na stay. Soon enough bro I go up her shorts and feel her up all the good stuff and she got my thing in her mouth I’m like “ye suck my sd#^* nurse. Felt trill to say that lol. She had a banging body small boobs big butt about 5 foot pretty face.I smashed for at least an hour or two cuzz I was on the pain meds. And that was that I was moving from Florida to Ohio the next day when I got released bringing my girl and kid. We come to Ohio but I can’t stop thinking about my nurse. I had court like 4 months later and now we’re talking everyday on the phone while I’m tryna hide it from my girl. I planned to stay in Florida for 4 days for court instead of just flying down and back . I came down she got us a hotel for 3 nights bottle of henn, pint of crown mad blunts man I had the most amazing time just in it for 4 days and 3 nights only leaving to get food or drinks and sit on the beach once. First time I ate butt lol. Then the reality hit me that I had to go home and I cried in front of this broad who had taken care of me in the hospital and been so sweet to me. I felt like a ***** lol. I came home we still talk everyday until my girl found out and messaged her. Put a strain on us but we already don’t get along. It’s been like 5 months I haven’t talked to her I still think about her a lot. She was like the one that got away. Mad emotion with her and like we just got each other. Thanks for letting me share lol

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So I always wanted to tell this story but had nowhere to. Last year I got admitted to the hospital for 6 weeks. Had a super cute nurse like 3 times a week and we vibed real well. I was cool with a couple other nurses up there as well. They’d bring me chewing tobacco and stuff and sit in my room and chill. My girl was mad at me and didn’t come to visit very often even though I had a nearly fatal thing happen to me so I was naturally pretty pissed with her. Anyway on the Night before the solar eclipse I had since moved to the rehab next door to the hospital still on the same property same employees etc. and my pretty nurse was on the phone with me for like 2 hours cuzz I messaged her on Fb about a medical problem I was having with these less experienced nurses at the step down facility. I convinced her to come chill with me during the eclipse. So the next day my boy cane brought some bud that’s how I found out she smoked though she wouldn’t smoke with us then. We were getting faded all having fun feeling the eclipse vibes we was meditating in the grass just straight having a good time. She was sitting in my bed and I made the play I touched her thigh. She like stop but I was persistent so next thing I know I’m kissing her and she kissing me back. After like an hour I told my boy beat it so I could “beat it” lol. She like I gotta go but I’m like Na stay. Soon enough bro I go up her shorts and feel her up all the good stuff and she got my thing in her mouth I’m like “ye suck my sd#^* nurse. Felt trill to say that lol. She had a banging body small boobs big butt about 5 foot pretty face.I smashed for at least an hour or two cuzz I was on the pain meds. And that was that I was moving from Florida to Ohio the next day when I got released bringing my girl and kid. We come to Ohio but I can’t stop thinking about my nurse. I had court like 4 months later and now we’re talking everyday on the phone while I’m tryna hide it from my girl. I planned to stay in Florida for 4 days for court instead of just flying down and back . I came down she got us a hotel for 3 nights bottle of henn, pint of crown mad blunts man I had the most amazing time just in it for 4 days and 3 nights only leaving to get food or drinks and sit on the beach once. First time I ate butt lol. Then the reality hit me that I had to go home and I cried in front of this broad who had taken care of me in the hospital and been so sweet to me. I felt like a ***** lol. I came home we still talk everyday until my girl found out and messaged her. Put a strain on us but we already don’t get along. It’s been like 5 months I haven’t talked to her I still think about her a lot. She was like the one that got away. Mad emotion with her and like we just got each other. Thanks for letting me share lol

damn bro good story sounds tough
 
saw "a quiet place" last night...it was not good. Don't know how it got such a high score on rotten tomatoes. Way too predictable and way too many plot holes/questions
 
So I always wanted to tell this story but had nowhere to. Last year I got admitted to the hospital for 6 weeks. Had a super cute nurse like 3 times a week and we vibed real well. I was cool with a couple other nurses up there as well. They’d bring me chewing tobacco and stuff and sit in my room and chill. My girl was mad at me and didn’t come to visit very often even though I had a nearly fatal thing happen to me so I was naturally pretty pissed with her. Anyway on the Night before the solar eclipse I had since moved to the rehab next door to the hospital still on the same property same employees etc. and my pretty nurse was on the phone with me for like 2 hours cuzz I messaged her on Fb about a medical problem I was having with these less experienced nurses at the step down facility. I convinced her to come chill with me during the eclipse. So the next day my boy cane brought some bud that’s how I found out she smoked though she wouldn’t smoke with us then. We were getting faded all having fun feeling the eclipse vibes we was meditating in the grass just straight having a good time. She was sitting in my bed and I made the play I touched her thigh. She like stop but I was persistent so next thing I know I’m kissing her and she kissing me back. After like an hour I told my boy beat it so I could “beat it” lol. She like I gotta go but I’m like Na stay. Soon enough bro I go up her shorts and feel her up all the good stuff and she got my thing in her mouth I’m like “ye suck my sd#^* nurse. Felt trill to say that lol. She had a banging body small boobs big butt about 5 foot pretty face.I smashed for at least an hour or two cuzz I was on the pain meds. And that was that I was moving from Florida to Ohio the next day when I got released bringing my girl and kid. We come to Ohio but I can’t stop thinking about my nurse. I had court like 4 months later and now we’re talking everyday on the phone while I’m tryna hide it from my girl. I planned to stay in Florida for 4 days for court instead of just flying down and back . I came down she got us a hotel for 3 nights bottle of henn, pint of crown mad blunts man I had the most amazing time just in it for 4 days and 3 nights only leaving to get food or drinks and sit on the beach once. First time I ate butt lol. Then the reality hit me that I had to go home and I cried in front of this broad who had taken care of me in the hospital and been so sweet to me. I felt like a ***** lol. I came home we still talk everyday until my girl found out and messaged her. Put a strain on us but we already don’t get along. It’s been like 5 months I haven’t talked to her I still think about her a lot. She was like the one that got away. Mad emotion with her and like we just got each other. Thanks for letting me share lol
Savage. Time to start filing those divorce papers and come back down to the sunshine state.
 
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