- Mar 19, 2013
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Ahh, I know the type! I have a cousin that's EXACTLY that dude. Straight up dumb *** status hahaha.
Quick story.
My cousin was trying hard to stunt on me and my bro by showing off his new motorcycle. First off, he's 5ft6 and too short for that bike which he didn't have a license to use it. Anyway, he decides to pull into the driveway of our next door neighbor which happens to be on a slight downhill to the street. This dummy decides to stop his bike in the middle ground of the street & curb when he hilariously tries to find ground with his tippy toes...but he's too short! Loses his balance and falls sideways and gets trapped under the bike AND the rear end of the neighbors' '87 Cougar, lol. Dude even broke the cars' brake light with his head before getting trapped. I vividly remember the car antenna swinging violently from the impact lol. Dude also broke his bike windshield in the process and sold in a week later for waaaay less than he paid for it.

One of those guys when they around you like "whyd you bring this dumb *** around?"
When hes not you like "yo someone link ____ i wanna laugh a lil"