the thread about nothing...

Where'd you do it? I'm too paranoid to do it in my car during lunch so i get blue balls
 
 
Just had some day time sex on my lunch break. 

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Nice.
 
You gotta live a lil more doggy
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I live exactly 6 blocks from my job, my girl was at my crib waiting for me, sent me a flick in some Lingerie So I took that quick *** jog to the crib 
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Im drained as hell now, counting down the clock til 5pm

@franc Nah g.. I  had to cut her off, shes too nuts. BUT she did mention she is getting her breast and *** job in September... Now I might have to go back on my word 
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One of my other supervisors is NICE for a 55+ year old woman. She's Colombian with the damn cakes man.... I want her, but she has a daughter who works in Finance and comes over everyday for lunch and SHES cold too 
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 It's so much temptation in this joint. 
 
"Pulled up to the red light, saw a chick wearing that snapchat thot flower filter in real life(hd)", I smiled and hit the gas.
 
Ran outta gas not even 100 yds from the gas station last nite after work. My phone got turned off yesterday, so i walked to the gas station to use their phone. Kalled my unk, who lives literally around the korner, he said "hes already asleep", so i hung up. Kalled gramps n the way he answered made me unsure if he was komin or not. 45 min passed n i started thinkin bout robbin/kar jackin someone, but then i thought about my lil bro n how if i got locked up or worse, hed have pretty much no one there for him. So i decided against it, about 10 min later gramps showed up n i drove home.

**** stressful as **** right now, to say the least. I dunno if i kan do it if pops get konvicted n has to do time. I already ruined my lil bros perfekt attendance this mornin kuz i was still sleep. I dunno...**** it, i guess
 
Ran outta gas not even 100 yds from the gas station last nite after work. My phone got turned off yesterday, so i walked to the gas station to use their phone. Kalled my unk, who lives literally around the korner, he said "hes already asleep", so i hung up. Kalled gramps n the way he answered made me unsure if he was komin or not. 45 min passed n i started thinkin bout robbin/kar jackin someone, but then i thought about my lil bro n how if i got locked up or worse, hed have pretty much no one there for him. So i decided against it, about 10 min later gramps showed up n i drove home.

**** stressful as **** right now, to say the least. I dunno if i kan do it if pops get konvicted n has to do time. I already ruined my lil bros perfekt attendance this mornin kuz i was still sleep. I dunno...**** it, i guess
 
Ran outta gas not even 100 yds from the gas station last nite after work. My phone got turned off yesterday, so i walked to the gas station to use their phone. Kalled my unk, who lives literally around the korner, he said "hes already asleep", so i hung up. Kalled gramps n the way he answered made me unsure if he was komin or not. 45 min passed n i started thinkin bout robbin/kar jackin someone, but then i thought about my lil bro n how if i got locked up or worse, hed have pretty much no one there for him. So i decided against it, about 10 min later gramps showed up n i drove home.

**** stressful as **** right now, to say the least. I dunno if i kan do it if pops get konvicted n has to do time. I already ruined my lil bros perfekt attendance this mornin kuz i was still sleep. I dunno...**** it, i guess

Not to call you out but this sounds unimaginably not smart. Why wouldn't u just walk the 100 yards to the gas station and get some gas for your car?
 
Ran outta gas not even 100 yds from the gas station last nite after work. My phone got turned off yesterday, so i walked to the gas station to use their phone. Kalled my unk, who lives literally around the korner, he said "hes already asleep", so i hung up. Kalled gramps n the way he answered made me unsure if he was komin or not. 45 min passed n i started thinkin bout robbin/kar jackin someone, but then i thought about my lil bro n how if i got locked up or worse, hed have pretty much no one there for him. So i decided against it, about 10 min later gramps showed up n i drove home.

**** stressful as **** right now, to say the least. I dunno if i kan do it if pops get konvicted n has to do time. I already ruined my lil bros perfekt attendance this mornin kuz i was still sleep. I dunno...**** it, i guess


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Am I the only one that brushes their teeth in the shower?


Every day.
 
You right, next time ill trade pocket lint n left over lunch for 5 gallons of gas. Thanks for the life lesson lil buddy :smokin
 
Wow thought brushing your teeth in the shower was weird lol. My ex but me on to that and I never looked back.
 
I found it weird how many men DONT piss in the shower while taking a bath....

I thought that was like common practice 
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Man yall weird. Yall keep the toothbrushes in the shower too or take it out?

Yall prolly wipe yalls *** in the shower after a dookie instead of usin toilet paper.
 
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