went to pick up my mom from work and stopped by this Mexican grocery store (Vallarta) to buy a juice before skating and came across Rockstar energy drinks for 10 for $10, as soon as I got there to fill the my basket I saw a cute cashier, fake blonde/brown hair with some contacts (no pic, I didn't have my phone on me) turn her light off and dip to where I was at and started small talk. my mom comes over a bit after and starts talking all this nonsense about energy drinks and girl agrees and both start having a convo on how bad they are. I walked away about 20 feet and bertstared them for the the whole time they were talking, I felt I was close to getting her number
You version?
Yup he sounds like the beta version too
U shuda been like mom i want u to meet my new bae
And ur mom woulda told the girl
Mi mijo tenga la mas grande verga de todo
And the girl woulda been like
Oh mamasita me gusta la mas grade como brian
And ox would been like
Oh me so hawny