the thread about nothing...

Just got a call from John Parker and Max Parker from windows operating system support, telling me that my computer was infected and they were running a free diagnostic service. John Parker and Max Carter didn't realize that they had trolled the wrong dude. 
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Moutha******* old people and computers! Bro I swear, I don't now what the solution is, but teaching old people how to save a damn file to a flashdrive is just as much a test of patience as teaching a child how to write "A"...except with the child you can hit him...
 
simple steps, mayne. old people will overlook everything on a computer screen. you gotta show more patience with them than a kid honestly.
 
 
Moutha******* old people and computers! Bro I swear, I don't now what the solution is, but teaching old people how to save a damn file to a flashdrive is just as much a test of patience as teaching a child how to write "A"...except with the child you can hit him...
Trying to figure out the logic in 99.9% of your posts is a test of patience as well.
 
Saw the cashier from macys with da ashy *** hands, they were not ashy anymore :Nthat she was even nice enough to hook it up with da employee discount :Nthat
 
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is there any way to check how many cycles my MacBook battery has left? I charge this thing pretty much once or twice a day since it's on a lot. I picked it up in 2012 was the first retina pro's to come out. Have AppleCare as well. Will they give me a new computer if the battery goes or any way to cash in on AppleCare before it expires?
 
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is there any way to check how many cycles my MacBook battery has left? I charge this thing pretty much once or twice a day since it's on a lot. I picked it up in 2012 was the first retina pro's to come out. Have AppleCare as well. Will they give me a new computer if the battery goes or any way to cash in on AppleCare before it expires?
Nope. Your battery should last for at least 5 years. During those 5 years, the capacity will decrease.

Batteries aren't covered with applecare.

You can get your battery replaced for $150 by apple or for less by replacing it yourself.
 
Spent an hour flying in circles cause it was "raining" smh. It's like NY soft ever since Snoop came thru and crushed the buildings.
 
Just saw an NFL player kiss a grown man on the lips, both of whom had cake on their face

[Riley] ***** you g__[\Riley]
 
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@JJ Watt that has crossed mind twice, then I think "our country wouldn't do that to us, what they?" lol

Dude at burger spot here hooked me up with a meal on the house. Must've seen the exhaustion on my face.
 
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