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the thread about nothing...
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So? Tell her if you knew better you'd do betterwe booked a room and it was on her card
Sir San Diego
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Wow. 
In that case, it would've been a no oral/intercourse only session. Either that or instructed ice cream licks. You didn't tell her she was peeling your potato?
In that case, it would've been a no oral/intercourse only session. Either that or instructed ice cream licks. You didn't tell her she was peeling your potato?
Retto
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Worst feeling ever 
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I can't even imagine teeth on my joint man. Such a mood killer.
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Ox.
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Wow.
In that case, it would've been a no oral/intercourse only session. Either that or instructed ice cream licks. You didn't tell her she was peeling your potato?
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You gotta tell em when they're not doing things right in the bedroom. Instruction is good.
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Please, I'm begging you. Let's not go down that road for the umpteenth timeimmediately after that happened i lost it
i told her i just wanted to watch tv, we proceeded to drink some tequila and i got horny again
she tried to go down a second time and i didn't wanna kill the vibe so i told her in the deepest and sexiest way possible, "I want your *****"
I miss my old girl
Ox.
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some girls don't like that though, they insist they know what they're doing.
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Sir San Diego
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You don't miss the water until the well runs dry. Or something like that. Let that be a lesson to you.
You over there with bucktooth shorty trying to take a bite out of crime and ****.
I could give a damn about an ill subliminal...
You over there with bucktooth shorty trying to take a bite out of crime and ****.
I could give a damn about an ill subliminal...
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just caught rocky 4 flippin channels 
" if he dies , he dies " .....
" if he dies , he dies " .....
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Not true at all. The goal is pleasure here. Even the most advanced ho is willing to learn to be better.
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NT never fails to provide the lulz, even this late at night
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there is an idea of a WATER,
some kind of abstraction,
but there is no real me,
only an entity,
something illusory,
and though I can hide my cold gaze and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our lifestyles are probably comparable:
I simply am not there......
You mad frail.
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immediately after that happened i lost it
i told her i just wanted to watch tv, we proceeded to drink some tequila and i got horny again
she tried to go down a second time and i didn't wanna kill the vibe so i told her in the deepest and sexiest way possible, "I want your *****"
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I miss my old girl
EDIT: I also could've been a douche about it but she booked the hotel and i drove and i'm not that evil of a human being to just leave her there
edit#2 hope i don't get sniped for saying *****
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Lets go down the roadPlease, I'm begging you. Let's not go down that road for the umpteenth timeimmediately after that happened i lost it
i told her i just wanted to watch tv, we proceeded to drink some tequila and i got horny again
she tried to go down a second time and i didn't wanna kill the vibe so i told her in the deepest and sexiest way possible, "I want your *****"
I miss my old girl.
- Apr 30, 2010
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immediately after that happened i lost it
i told her i just wanted to watch tv, we proceeded to drink some tequila and i got horny again
she tried to go down a second time and i didn't wanna kill the vibe so i told her in the deepest and sexiest way possible, "I want your *****"
:\
I miss my old girl
EDIT: I also could've been a douche about it but she booked the hotel and i drove and i'm not that evil of a human being to just leave her there
edit#2 hope i don't get sniped for saying *****
Lmao. That good ol post breakup faux bravado I.e. awkwardness.
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Because sometimes we overrate chicks. One thing I learned in life is that a lot of times "dimes" have a wack sex game. I had to break this down to a homie of mine who got picky one night. He was looking at a "8", but two "5" was giving him play. I said 5+5= 10. He didn't listen and had dry balls.Please, I'm begging you. Let's not go down that road for the umpteenth time.
I can't help it man
How is that the first girl that i smash after the break up, who happened to be a solid 8, had a cheese grater for a mouth?
Kinda messed up my funk there
Stay away from clowns so I ain't no criminalYou don't miss the water until the well runs dry. Or something like that. Let that be a lesson to you.
You over there with bucktooth shorty trying to take a bite out of crime and ****.
I could give a damn about an ill subliminal...
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Lets go down the road
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Cut it out Matt
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The prophecy said: neither one can live for the other one survives.
It means one of us is gonna have to kill the other in the end.
It means one of us is gonna have to kill the other in the end.
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