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Wait a minute....how do I have reps again?
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the thread about nothing...
- Thread in 'General' Thread starter Started by Renaldo Balkman,
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how do you say no to 3 billion in cash at the age of 24? There is dumb money out there man....
Beh lets go legit so that we can get this paper mane, illegal drug money is short money...we need to invent a silly app that will only be useful for 5yrs.
Beh lets go legit so that we can get this paper mane, illegal drug money is short money...we need to invent a silly app that will only be useful for 5yrs.
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Another Bird ******* Appears, bros.
Lemme ask y'all for some advice. So its this new thot at work, she's used to work with the guy I kick it with at work. Through him we end up chopping it up a few times. Cool chick, HUGE boobs. Yesterday, she hit me up on the office communicator, we crack a few jokes, yadda yadda yadda, next thing I know the conversation sexual as hell. Im like **** it and go back at her full throttle.
Fast forward to today, she hits me up again on the chat again talking wild and ****. Im still entertaining, then she says she has to watch out because Houston dudes be lying. Bros, it is SOOO obvious upon meeting me I am NOT from Houston. I tell her I from Florida and she says that made a lot of sense and "thats why you so smart", she gotta switch her game up because she never messed with a dude from FLA, chirp chirp chirp. Im like whatever, crack another joke, then I think about it. This ***** just don't know, I'm just coming out of some **** with another thot, and Im all played out, the games over with, that lick done bunt up. I hit her back and tell I don't think she really bout anything and she's just over there entertaining herself. She never hit me back.
Now, its the end of the day, we the closing shift so its only four of us there. My homeboy, dis *****, me and this other chick that was hired along with the bird in question. She's not that great in the face, kinda flat chested, butt(pun intended...real ****** know where this is going) got REALLY nice mass. My homeboy and I are walking towards the C elevators(Theres 3 elevators in the building. A, B and C.), when the chick with the mass come out and ask why are we going that way and says we usually take the B elevator. Me and homeboy look at each other confused. I start laughing and ask if she's trying to ask us to ride in the elevator with them. She says yes, we oblige. We got out the building and all the ladies parked in the garage, me and homeboy parked in a parking lot across the street. As we're walking, homebody was like, "Dude, I'd smash both these chicks" and I start telling him about me and the big boobed bird chat conversation, turns out this ***** hitting him up on the same ****. FYI, this O married and my homeboy is too, with a kid on the way. I don't know if she knows I know, but now I really know this ***** is just playing games.
Heres the question: How should I dead this chick? My natural reaction is to just try the hell out the chick next time she come at me on some ****, but this is work and that could flip on me quick. How can I handle this professionally without looking like a punk. This is Texas now, inter-office hook up are the norm....all BS aside its your best bet.
Cliffs
-New bird appears at work
-starts flirting on instant messenger
-another new bird appears, but seems shy
-find out original bird is just playing games, messaging my homey on the same ****.
EDIT: I just figured out what I need to do. Just go at the chick with the mass. All around I'm feeling her more anyway. **** it, enjoy the story.
Lemme ask y'all for some advice. So its this new thot at work, she's used to work with the guy I kick it with at work. Through him we end up chopping it up a few times. Cool chick, HUGE boobs. Yesterday, she hit me up on the office communicator, we crack a few jokes, yadda yadda yadda, next thing I know the conversation sexual as hell. Im like **** it and go back at her full throttle.
Fast forward to today, she hits me up again on the chat again talking wild and ****. Im still entertaining, then she says she has to watch out because Houston dudes be lying. Bros, it is SOOO obvious upon meeting me I am NOT from Houston. I tell her I from Florida and she says that made a lot of sense and "thats why you so smart", she gotta switch her game up because she never messed with a dude from FLA, chirp chirp chirp. Im like whatever, crack another joke, then I think about it. This ***** just don't know, I'm just coming out of some **** with another thot, and Im all played out, the games over with, that lick done bunt up. I hit her back and tell I don't think she really bout anything and she's just over there entertaining herself. She never hit me back.
Now, its the end of the day, we the closing shift so its only four of us there. My homeboy, dis *****, me and this other chick that was hired along with the bird in question. She's not that great in the face, kinda flat chested, butt(pun intended...real ****** know where this is going) got REALLY nice mass. My homeboy and I are walking towards the C elevators(Theres 3 elevators in the building. A, B and C.), when the chick with the mass come out and ask why are we going that way and says we usually take the B elevator. Me and homeboy look at each other confused. I start laughing and ask if she's trying to ask us to ride in the elevator with them. She says yes, we oblige. We got out the building and all the ladies parked in the garage, me and homeboy parked in a parking lot across the street. As we're walking, homebody was like, "Dude, I'd smash both these chicks" and I start telling him about me and the big boobed bird chat conversation, turns out this ***** hitting him up on the same ****. FYI, this O married and my homeboy is too, with a kid on the way. I don't know if she knows I know, but now I really know this ***** is just playing games.
Heres the question: How should I dead this chick? My natural reaction is to just try the hell out the chick next time she come at me on some ****, but this is work and that could flip on me quick. How can I handle this professionally without looking like a punk. This is Texas now, inter-office hook up are the norm....all BS aside its your best bet.
Cliffs
-New bird appears at work
-starts flirting on instant messenger
-another new bird appears, but seems shy
-find out original bird is just playing games, messaging my homey on the same ****.
EDIT: I just figured out what I need to do. Just go at the chick with the mass. All around I'm feeling her more anyway. **** it, enjoy the story.
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I feel you, can't be walking around the streets no more with bricks on me like I'm Mike Tyson
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bayyrd
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I assume its in regards to snapchat owner? Bro they can be worth so much more then that....dont be so quick to cash out
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Meth trollin'? I got reps again
wth?
elpablo21
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dontsteponmyshoes
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the freshman was right tho....Ohio does suck
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trying to figure out how to get rid of the white borders switching from rich text to BB editor, I look over and see reps. I'm confused.Meth trollin'? I got reps againwth?
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Ohio 
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**** you white borders!
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I wouldn't have taken the deal
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failure
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how much more could you possibly be for an app that is mainly used to send nude selfies?
see:
digg
friendster
myspace
take the money and run, man...they are no where near worth 3 billi
bayyrd
formerly bay1591
- Apr 23, 2007
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Although 3 Billion is a good chunk...they can be worth much more then that....Look at twitter, especially after they went public with their IPO...Although snapchat is not on twitters level, the owner did the right thing...
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Ayyy EXTREME BACKYARD WRESTING
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I don't know man, they just appeared@beh235 You must've said something so real, meth had to turn the reps back on just to rep you.
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trying to figure out how to get rid of the brown residue in this brick of hard white need to get some rich quality yayo next time, texted my plug to see if I can get a re up, I got rep in the streets so it should be no biggie.Meth trollin'? I got reps againwth?
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i just exhausted my rep limit on the boy beh..
poetic justice, b...
poetic justice, b...
