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I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor.

Says he's depressed, life is harsh and cruel.

Says he feels all alone in threatening world.

Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."

Man bursts into tears."But doctor" He says, "I am Pagliacci."

Good joke.

Everybody laugh.

Roll on snare drum.

Curtains.
from the movie "watchmen" dope flick . really good movie actually
 
 
is there really that many inside jokes ?? i know none of them
This. I wanna know some jokes
I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor.

Says he's depressed, life is harsh and cruel.

Says he feels all alone in threatening world.

Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."

Man bursts into tears."But doctor" He says, "I am Pagliacci."

Good joke.

Everybody laugh.

Roll on snare drum.

Curtains.
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What the **** did I just read
 
 
is there really that many inside jokes ?? i know none of them
This. I wanna know some jokes
I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor.

Says he's depressed, life is harsh and cruel.

Says he feels all alone in threatening world.

Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."

Man bursts into tears."But doctor" He says, "I am Pagliacci."

Good joke.

Everybody laugh.

Roll on snare drum.

Curtains.

doctor tells man he's got six months to live..

man says he cant pay his hospital bill...



doc gives man another 6 months to live...































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is there really that many inside jokes ?? i know none of them
This. I wanna know some jokes
I heard joke once: Man goes to doctor.

Says he's depressed, life is harsh and cruel.

Says he feels all alone in threatening world.

Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him. That should pick you up."

Man bursts into tears."But doctor" He says, "I am Pagliacci."

Good joke.

Everybody laugh.

Roll on snare drum.

Curtains.

Damb

That's not even a joke, that's rough :lol
 
A boss said to his secretary I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast.  I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done. She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story.  Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself."  So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, what happened?  She responds, "The Bastard used coins I'm still picking and he is still *******" 
 
I'm about to go to sleep at 1.. I can't remember the last time I went to sleep this early
 
Is that Zo? :lol

I seen dude courtside in OKC making that same face next to Pat Riley. it's real life. :smokin
 
A boss said to his secretary I want to have SEX with you I will make it very fast.  I'll throw $1000 on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done. She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story.  Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Ask him for $2000, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even have enough time to undressed himself."  So she agrees. Half an hour goes by, the boyfriend decides to call girlfriend, he asks, what happened?  She responds, "The Bastard used coins I'm still picking and he is still *******" 

:Nthat makin it hail on them hos
 
My gramma had surgery today to remove her gallbladder. She was getting real sick. It was a success tho. She should be home tomorrow. I was really stressin this **** man. She the woman who pretty much raised me. Don't know what I would have done, but that's over now. Put things in perspective and now I gotta be a better person than I was yesterday. It's like a second wind.
 
the baby yoga video in the related vids ^^^

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My gramma had surgery today to remove her gallbladder. She was getting real sick. It was a success tho. She should be home tomorrow. I was really stressin this **** man. She the woman who pretty much raised me. Don't know what I would have done, but that's over now. Put things in perspective and now I gotta be a better person than I was yesterday. It's like a second wind.
Hope she gets better man
 
the baby yoga video in the related vids ^^^
:rollin

:eek I was just watching that!

Honestly, I think the criticisms are too much. The brain automatically protects itself via visual response and muscle stabilization (AKA a reflex/reaction). Also, children who are thrown up in the air by their parents have more confidence when they grow up.

I won't be as extreme as what I saw in that video, but I will be trying that if I have children.
 
Doodz doodz!
I found a cool glitch in sonic 2 right now :Nthat
 
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I've always said that if any organization tries to come in my house and take my children, they won't be leaving my house.

I'm going to raise a family of ninjas and as soon as I give the order it's lights out.
 
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