the thread about nothing...

[robpzee612]

 

[RIP sleazyy]

two of my friends are pretty decent strippers though. one has a deal with FSAS I think, she's all on their stuff for promotion.

lol @ you paying $2 to get tuna hands.

 

[beh235]

Tuna hands :x

 

[Ox.]

naw i believe you all there are some strippers that look beyond decent ,lord knows t-pain in love with a stripper was speaking directly to me. 

i definitely fell in love with this one. i was ready to introduce her to my mom.

Son I would love to know the story and negotiation behind that.

 pretty much when she was on stage, she grabbed my hand, made me grab her boobs and she slid my hand on her til i reached her , i was drunk so i popped a finger in, she moaned, kept my hand there, she asked how much i had, i told her $2, she collected her money that was on the floor, she grabbed me, pulled me aside and i fingered her. 

 

[jj watt]

This girl who's older than me became a stripper

I had the biggest crush on her growing up, I need to did her

 

[beh235]

Can't see me with the tuna hands b

 

[natrix916]

spicy tuna hand rolls

 

[Ox.]

two of my friends are pretty decent strippers though. one has a deal with FSAS I think, she's all on their stuff for promotion.

lol @ you paying $2 to get tuna hands.

 bruh

nah, she smelled good. i would of ate it if she asked 

 

[GrizzlyAnimal]

I always wanted a mogwai when i was little .. never got one tho 

 

[beh235]

I always wanted a mogwai when i was little .. never got one tho 

You still wanted one even after you watched the story? Were you high? When I was little I wanted NO parts of Gizmo

 

[damn its me]

i definitely fell in love with this one. i was ready to introduce her to my mom.
 pretty much when she was on stage, she grabbed my hand, made me grab her boobs and she slid my hand on her til i reached her 
, i was drunk so i popped a finger in, she moaned, kept my hand there, she asked how much i had, i told her $2, she collected her money that was on the floor, she grabbed me, pulled me aside and i fingered her. 

either way, but i hope to goodness this was fabricated ...
my old "embellished" SC story involved:
me, "as much money as we could get at the ATM"
and a BJ

in truth it was....:
me,
"as much money as i could get at the ATM"
and a HJ

EDIT: lulz @ pulled me aside and let me finger her... if so she was probably also whgrlwstd as well

 

[Nawzlew]

Candy Crush Saga is beyond frustrating.

 

[GrizzlyAnimal]

I always wanted a mogwai when i was little .. never got one tho 

You still wanted one even after you watched the story? Were you high? When I was little I wanted NO parts of Gizmo

i would tell myself.. i bet i could take care of it, and not mess up like they did 

 

[jj watt]

My moms dog named Gizmo

 

[GrizzlyAnimal]

My moms dog named Gizmo

 

[jj watt]

One of my dudes smashed in a strip club stall for $40

 

[beh235]

I always wanted a mogwai when i was little .. never got one tho 

You still wanted one even after you watched the story? Were you high? When I was little I wanted NO parts of Gizmo

i would tell myself.. i bet i could take care of it, and not mess up like they did 

 

[elpablo21]

Getting my Rck TAN on

7 hours till Vegas

Ima track down Hyper and bum a few dollars off him

 

[unsuited]

Spoiler: Warning%3A%20Spoiler!

 

[robpzee612]

Spoiler: Warning: Spoiler!

Oh very scary.

 

[jj watt]

I always forget pabs is black

Never had Newcastle

 

[beh235]

Getting my Rck TAN on






7 hours till Vegas

Ima track down Hyper and bum a few dollars off him

S/O for having my post on the screen

 

[marco23]

Oh very scary.

if only this could happen when i'm watching porn

 

[antidope]

Candy Crush Saga is beyond frustrating.

Everyones playing this game now, what gives.

 

[beh235]

Scary gifs back now? Eff y'all it's 2am where I'm at