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Team Raw."sushi boys"??
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Team Raw."sushi boys"??
Oh naw it was corny but I used context clues to figure it out.Clearly I'm not hip
im doubling now....whether it looks washed or not...During these times, there’s nothing more unattractive than a woman who doesn’t wear a mask.
Unless you wear an N95, doubling probably won’t do muchim doubling now....whether it looks washed or not...
i wear a fabric mask over that...Unless you wear an N95, doubling probably won’t do much
my dude with them crazy horoscope, #s n whatnot....I wonder if PoweredByMSG is still powered by MSG
Dad jokes:
Last night I dreamed I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda, but it was just a Fanta Sea.
Ex smelled like a cocktease from a mile away. if she really wanted, she could have done the deed right from the start. no bullcrap, just straight up lay. I remember chatting/flirting with a girl with really provocative undertones just a few times. I and her weren't beating around the bush and waste our time. the next thing you know, she traveled 135 miles to my location just to have that 2-3 night stand, it was wild.So about 2 and a half weeks ago my ex hits me up. We cool, but we not just chit chatting on the regular so I knew something was up. Eventually, she come on out and asks if I know where to get some weed. I immediately say, “Oh THATS why you hitting me up.” Of course she gets defensive, talking bout she just checking on me. I tell her my guy lives in midtown(which is basically downtown. Idk why Houston plays like that). She says thats too far, so I tell her Im going after work and its 5 minutes away so ill pick it up and you can stop by my crib to pic it up. I get to the spot and dude is showing me everything he has. Dude had some purple looking mid for cheap. At that moment my spirit whispered to me..
“Finesse this *****.”
So I get the mid for $35, tell her its $75 and put the extra towards mine. I end up getting covid and had to sit down 10 days. She texting me the whole time, being cute and stuff. We start talking about getting together once I test negative. We set a day and a time. The day comes, she texts me like 9 in the morning talking about it’s raining and shes not feeling it, but she really. Now, what she didn’t know was I was actually at my moms house, which is about 10 minutes down the highway from her…the sun is shining . I hit her back saying its all good we can reschedule blah blah blah. She never texted back. I bet she thinks she played me.
Moral of the story: Listen to your gut.