the thread about nothing...

Had my phone for 7 years. Was going to lay down on the couch when it slipped out of my pocket in an upright position into the crease of the couch where it actually hit the wood frame as I laid all of my body weight on the very top of the phone.

**** a cracked screen, that mutha****a isn't even displaying anything at all. Blackness as if it's off. Had 3 calls come in though so I know it isn't.

I gotta go spend money on a phone. This was not in the plans.

T Mobile giving out free phones to new customers FYI.
 
I used to live by this Panda Express and there was a young woman who worked as the cashier. She was on the heavier side. So one day, I went there after not having been there for 4-5 months. This woman slimmed down cosiderably, like going from Khloe Kardashian to Kourtney Kardashian. I couldn't even think straight and almost handed her some Safeway coupons when paying. When I realized it, I said "oops" and pulled it back.
 
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I used to live by this Panda Express and there was a young woman who worked as the cashier. She was on the heavier side. So one day, I went there after not having been there for 4-5 months. This woman slimmed down cosiderably, like going from Khloe Kardashian to Kourtney Kardashian. I couldn't even think straight and almost handed her some Safeway coupons when paying. When I realized it, I said "oops" and pulled it back.
Should’ve gave her props..
 
Had Panda a few hours as well. Had all chow mein, beef broccoli and honey walnut shrimp. Raised my blood sugar to 190 though :blush: :ohwell:

Can’t eat even a little bit of carbs, noodles.
From what I remembered, Panda Express’ Broccoli Beef is really sweet and that Honey Walnut Prawn if they make it like how Chinese restaurants make them then they used the sweet Asian brand condensed milk along with honey and mayo. Gotta be careful eating there if you’re a diabetic. Everything is OD with salt and sugar. They don’t even use MSG!
 
From what I remembered, Panda Express’ Broccoli Beef is really sweet and that Honey Walnut Prawn if they make it like how Chinese restaurants make them then they used the sweet Asian brand condensed milk along with honey and mayo. Gotta be careful eating there if you’re a diabetic. Everything is OD with salt and sugar. They don’t even use MSG!

Definitely learned my lesson and will probably order a kids size meal. I’m taking medication for it so I’m not too worried about the blood sugar count staying high, just needed to add more water to counter the higher numbers recorded. Thanks for the inside tip dude 👍
 
I wonder how that Rick and Morty/Death Stranding ad happened. Do they have Adult Swim in Japan or was that just the capitalist machine at work?
 

“Before entering a waiting SUV, James lifted his leg and offered a burst of flatulence so loud it was picked by the camera’s audio from the other side of the parking lot” :rofl:
 

“Before entering a waiting SUV, James lifted his leg and offered a burst of flatulence so loud it was picked by the camera’s audio from the other side of the parking lot” :rofl:

Gross but I’m positive I would’ve been cracking up out loud :lol:
 
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