the thread about nothing...

[had pants]

Just had an expensive *** lunch
My cousin and her husband and 3 kids were in town.
She said lets link up for lunch, i said cool.
We ate and the bill came out to $191. I asked her husband, how much should i give you.
He said "Lets split it down the middle".
I just paid $95 for a single plate

 

[アミーゴ]

Y’all @bendover is crazy rich don’t feel bad

 

[tr1ll]

Y’all @bendover is crazy rich don’t feel bad

That's what the husband and probably his cousin said.

 

[SlunderKingpin]

@bendover my families got a birthday coming up you wanna join us for lunch?

 

[benzilla427]

@bendover my families got a birthday coming up you wanna join us for lunch?

Word, I love thai

 

[アミーゴ]

@bendover about to be my best man - bachelor party in Ibiza on him

 

[Bad Moon Rison]

If you get invited to a gender reveal party do you bring a gift?
I got invited to my buddy and his wife’s.

 

[アミーゴ]

If you get invited to a gender reveal party do you bring a gift?
I got invited to my buddy and his wife’s.

Yes

 

[SC kid]

If you get invited to a gender reveal party do you bring a gift?
I got invited to my buddy and his wife’s.

Give them a dog.

Boys and girls like dogs

 

[Bad Moon Rison]

Yes

Give them a dog.

Boys and girls like dogs

I’ll probably mail them a card and some money then. They live about 1000 miles away from me.

 

[tr1ll]

I’ll probably mail them a card and some money then. They live about 1000 miles away from me.

So? You never seen John Wick? I say send a puppy.

 

[Bad Moon Rison]

So? You never seen John Wick? I say send a puppy.

His wife would love that and my boy would want to kill me.

 

[cedric ceballos]

Just had an expensive *** lunch
My cousin and her husband and 3 kids were in town.
She said lets link up for lunch, i said cool.
We ate and the bill came out to $191. I asked her husband, how much should i give you.
He said "Lets split it down the middle".
I just paid $95 for a single plate

I’m glad that happened to you papi

 

[hipstermike]

If you get invited to a gender reveal party do you bring a gift?
I got invited to my buddy and his wife’s.

its not a baby shower

bring liqour lol

 

[hipstermike]

start bets before they do it

 

[had pants]

 

[calibeebee]

Instagram down. NT running like a charm dogh

 

[benzilla427]

I stopped putting my Nike socks in a delicates bag and now they're all mismatched. I hate laundry man

 

[freakydestroyer]

I stopped putting my Nike socks in a delicates bag and now they're all mismatched. I hate laundry man

Is it really necesaary? Can't you flip the socks inside out?

 

[benzilla427]

Is it really necesaary? Can't you flip the socks inside out?

Oh I wasn't doing it to prevent damage, just so they were easier to pull out when I air-dryed. Now idgaf and I machine dry

Now I gotta look through the rest of my load to match up the socks. It's annoying cause they're L and R specific and I keep finding Ls (literally and figuratively)

 

[Blue Mamba]

 

[Ox.]

Thai food is just sloppy salty cup o noodles

 

[6 Rings G.O.A.T.]

 

[benzilla427]

Thai food is just sloppy salty cup o noodles

Nah. You just eating **** food

 

[Ox.]

Nah. You just eating **** food

My girl has been trying to find a Thai place but they've all tasted the same. Salty, heavy on the sauces/spices.