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[seasoned vet]

The Dog's Diary

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!
9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!
9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!
10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!
12:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!
1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!
3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!
5:00 pm - Dinner! My favorite thing!
7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!
8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!
11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!

The Cat's Diary

Day 983 of My Captivity

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the carpet. Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates my capabilities. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. Bastards!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow, but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released, and seems to be more than willing to return. He is obviously ******ed. The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicate with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe. For now ...

this is HILARIOUS to me, and i HATE cats and dogs.

 

[tripda6]

 

[GrizzlyAnimal]

 

[mmg]

Read that cat story in the Stewie voice from family guy

 

[tripda6]

I know his feet STINK

 

[feli26]

Nawzlew do you know what happened at smc today?
There were a bunch of cops in the parking entrance and the forensics was also here
I wonder what happened tho

 

[oh you mad]

I ran out of waffles

When you open the box of eggos and there is only one left

 

[coldcity]

8 pairs of socks in those mega busted ...vans or whatever

 

[solarius49]

I ran out of waffles

When you open the box of eggos and there is only one left >:

can you make eggos in the toaster oven? We dont have an actual toaster

 

[grizzly hebert]

No amount of socks can mask those cankles.

Heel and calf is a vertical line.

 

[Ace Ready]

I wear vans and nike socks all the time tho

 

[antidope]

Someone want to help me out? Its not HW but my job is asking for what reason IDK Why

Here is today’s quiz, you will have until 4pm EST to complete. As usual you must get everything correct:

I need you to figure out two things for me. (using the Income statement below)

1. What was Walt Disney’s Gross Profit (GP), for the year 2000?
2. What was their Operating Income (OI), for the year 2001?

Durags

I had all the colors.

 

[elpablo21]

That was me in HS, not as many socks though

Rockin' multiple different colored durags too?...yep, I was that ******g guy

 

[sole vintage]

stuck in jury duty and i was picked right away :x

 

[doitallpaul]

this is in my top 5 gifs of all time

 

[mmg]

I ran out of waffles

When you open the box of eggos and there is only one left >:

can you make eggos in the toaster oven? We dont have an actual toaster

Son a toaster is like 12 bucks #pobre

 

[solarius49]

this is in my top 5 gifs of all time

Bro, I cant deal with that gif right now, thats ******g hilarious

 

[feli26]

I ran out of waffles

When you open the box of eggos and there is only one left >:

can you make eggos in the toaster oven? We dont have an actual toaster

Son a toaster is like 12 bucks #pobre

 

[daproblem53]

Just got the call for the ups job , seasonal driver helper, my boy is a driver he said after the seasonal he can get them to leave me as a regular employee

 

[feli26]

Just got the call for the ups job , seasonal driver helper, my boy is a driver he said after the seasonal he can get them to leave me as a regular employee

Nice
Hope everything goes well brah

 

[grizzly hebert]

That's whats up. Congrats.

 

[flip5stacks]

 

[mmg]

Just got the call for the ups job , seasonal driver helper, my boy is a driver he said after the seasonal he can get them to leave me as a regular employee

 

[GrizzlyAnimal]

might have to hit up the store and see if i can find these

 

[fraij da 5 11]

Omg.