the thread about nothing...

Office is throwing a baby shower for this guy in my office

I have to attend because dude is on my team and my boss is going

Hopefully I can sneak out of it
 
The grilled chicken avocado sandwich at IHOP is good



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For breakfast I like their turkey avocado Bennie.

Real tasty
 
Office is throwing a baby shower for this guy in my office

I have to attend because dude is on my team and my boss is going

Hopefully I can sneak out of it

I always just make up some bs if I don’t want to do something. I’m a grown man, unless it’s family related, I’m not attending anything I don’t want to. Life is too short imo


Edit: and the best thing about Waffle House is that they’re open 24 hours
 
favorite spot was the Waffle House
Patty melt with the hash browns
Tryna avoid all the pat downs
Tryna avoid all the lame ****
Weirdos in the background
Black out when I back out
Blow the horn for a pedestrian
Shawty ride like an equestrian
I bought the dress that she in
Red bottoms in his and hers
Got a Rollie in his and hers
Got a car in his and hers
Walk in the zoo and say, "Pick a fur"
Last night was a blur to me
This mornin' I got two with me
I don't know what to do with me
Goin' ape like the zoo with me
Got a tool with the screw missin'
Two girls in the pool kissin'
Everywhere I go, the rod with me
'Cause these ****** actin' too fishy
 
My “GF’s” like nice things man... 3k bags and ****

your "GF" also likes big D****, but she ain't gonna get that from you papi.

Plus your with the wrong type of woman if she always expecting nice things. but your 45, sugar daddy status. i'm sure you can afford it. i also don't ask other men what they got in their pockets, i just let them live. #pocektwatching :smh:
 
your "GF" also likes big D****, but she ain't gonna get that from you papi.

Plus your with the wrong type of woman if she always expecting nice things. but your 45, sugar daddy status. i'm sure you can afford it. i also don't ask other men what they got in their pockets, i just let them live. #pocektwatching :smh:
U keep ur *****es dusty :rofl:
 
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accidentally biting off husbands penis(Don't feed this chick hot dogs)

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She ain't never getting remarried. How do you "accidentally" bite it off? I would LOVE to know the story behind this one. How could such a great situation go so so wrong?? :lol:
 
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She ain't never getting remarried. How do you "accidentally" bite it off? I would LOVE to know the story behind this one. How could such a great situation go so so wrong?? :lol:


More like when someone ask her why did she get a divorce?

:rofl:
 
Finished The Office. What a series. Definitely one of the GOATs. That final episode was a perfect ending. I don't see how they're going to do a remake and I almost don't want them to. Feel like it'll hurt what should be a proper ending.
 
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