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Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 1m
Night 3 of calling in for jury duty…thought I was off the hook, but I've got a date with justice…and the ***** wants an early morning tryst.
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Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47 1m
Night 3 of calling in for jury duty…thought I was off the hook, but I've got a date with justice…and the ***** wants an early morning tryst.
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Personally I would've checked that, that's disrespectful imo
Morning Tan,
small vent real quick
So my girl has a best friend who is a dude. When we first started dating she told me dude was gay. He lives in chicago we live in bmore. So she tells me like 4 months ago he broke up with his bf and is questioning his sexuality and wants to have sex with my gf. So idk why but she tells me this and laughs about it. So i am like ok whatever. They have been friends for 10 years. Their families are really close went on vacas together as kids blah blah blah. Fast forward to this morning. She is like i have a "serious question for you". "BFF former gay dude" is moving back home from chicago and needs a room mate. So would you be ok if me and him moved in together?
Now her parents won't let me live with her because "can't live with a bf before marriage" and she supports that notion. Which i honestly don't mind. But yet she says they would be ok with her living with a guy as long as it isn't a bf....which makes no sense. But how in the world is she going to ask me this question knowing she told me he wants to sleep with her to figure out his sexuality? Like B**** are you serious? You are really asking me this? Did you forget i know what i know? Are you that stupid?
Now i am in this position where i say no and im jealous or crazy or something. Because oh 10 year friendship and he (might be) is gay. And if i say yes im cool with it im basically green lighting drama for a long long time.
I seriously hate women. I can't go to dinner one-on-one with a friend thats a girl without her getting angry but she can live with a dude that wants to sleep with her. So many lines get crossed living with another person. Just walking around with little clothing or both coming home drunk from partying on a weekend. Like in no world is this understandable. I hope this is a joke
/rant
Morning Tan,
small vent real quick
So my girl has a best friend who is a dude. When we first started dating she told me dude was gay. He lives in chicago we live in bmore. So she tells me like 4 months ago he broke up with his bf and is questioning his sexuality and wants to have sex with my gf. So idk why but she tells me this and laughs about it. So i am like ok whatever. They have been friends for 10 years. Their families are really close went on vacas together as kids blah blah blah. Fast forward to this morning. She is like i have a "serious question for you". "BFF former gay dude" is moving back home from chicago and needs a room mate. So would you be ok if me and him moved in together?
Now her parents won't let me live with her because "can't live with a bf before marriage" and she supports that notion. Which i honestly don't mind. But yet she says they would be ok with her living with a guy as long as it isn't a bf....which makes no sense. But how in the world is she going to ask me this question knowing she told me he wants to sleep with her to figure out his sexuality? Like B**** are you serious? You are really asking me this? Did you forget i know what i know? Are you that stupid?
Now i am in this position where i say no and im jealous or crazy or something. Because oh 10 year friendship and he (might be) is gay. And if i say yes im cool with it im basically green lighting drama for a long long time.
I seriously hate women. I can't go to dinner one-on-one with a friend thats a girl without her getting angry but she can live with a dude that wants to sleep with her. So many lines get crossed living with another person. Just walking around with little clothing or both coming home drunk from partying on a weekend. Like in no world is this understandable. I hope this is a joke
/rant
Morning Tan,
small vent real quick
So my girl has a best friend who is a dude. When we first started dating she told me dude was gay. He lives in chicago we live in bmore. So she tells me like 4 months ago he broke up with his bf and is questioning his sexuality and wants to have sex with my gf. So idk why but she tells me this and laughs about it. So i am like ok whatever. They have been friends for 10 years. Their families are really close went on vacas together as kids blah blah blah. Fast forward to this morning. She is like i have a "serious question for you". "BFF former gay dude" is moving back home from chicago and needs a room mate. So would you be ok if me and him moved in together?
Now her parents won't let me live with her because "can't live with a bf before marriage" and she supports that notion. Which i honestly don't mind. But yet she says they would be ok with her living with a guy as long as it isn't a bf....which makes no sense. But how in the world is she going to ask me this question knowing she told me he wants to sleep with her to figure out his sexuality? Like B**** are you serious? You are really asking me this? Did you forget i know what i know? Are you that stupid?
Now i am in this position where i say no and im jealous or crazy or something. Because oh 10 year friendship and he (might be) is gay. And if i say yes im cool with it im basically green lighting drama for a long long time.
I seriously hate women. I can't go to dinner one-on-one with a friend thats a girl without her getting angry but she can live with a dude that wants to sleep with her. So many lines get crossed living with another person. Just walking around with little clothing or both coming home drunk from partying on a weekend. Like in no world is this understandable. I hope this is a joke
/rant
Morning Tan,
small vent real quick
So my girl has a best friend who is a dude. When we first started dating she told me dude was gay. He lives in chicago we live in bmore. So she tells me like 4 months ago he broke up with his bf and is questioning his sexuality and wants to have sex with my gf. So idk why but she tells me this and laughs about it. So i am like ok whatever. They have been friends for 10 years. Their families are really close went on vacas together as kids blah blah blah. Fast forward to this morning. She is like i have a "serious question for you". "BFF former gay dude" is moving back home from chicago and needs a room mate. So would you be ok if me and him moved in together?
Now her parents won't let me live with her because "can't live with a bf before marriage" and she supports that notion. Which i honestly don't mind. But yet she says they would be ok with her living with a guy as long as it isn't a bf....which makes no sense. But how in the world is she going to ask me this question knowing she told me he wants to sleep with her to figure out his sexuality? Like B**** are you serious? You are really asking me this? Did you forget i know what i know? Are you that stupid?
Now i am in this position where i say no and im jealous or crazy or something. Because oh 10 year friendship and he (might be) is gay. And if i say yes im cool with it im basically green lighting drama for a long long time.
I seriously hate women. I can't go to dinner one-on-one with a friend thats a girl without her getting angry but she can live with a dude that wants to sleep with her. So many lines get crossed living with another person. Just walking around with little clothing or both coming home drunk from partying on a weekend. Like in no world is this understandable. I hope this is a joke
/rant
Wait...how did you used to use them? I always used them like that.
I feel so much more enlightened. My bathroom visits are that much more relieving
Wait...how did you used to use them? I always used them like that.
I feel so much more enlightened. My bathroom visits are that much more relieving
What's the best site to find memes?