Yo, I third wheeled bad today. My boy comes down to chill during the week while his little brothers practice football.
We chop it up for a couple hours, and dip. He tells me he's got a thing going with this local girl and
that we'd be hanging with her and one of her friends.
, we're chilling and this girl comes out, but sans friend,thot,skeezer, skip,skop scallywag, whatever you wanna call em.
Bruhs, I was ready for some yambs, I had three condoms in my wallet, I ate about 10 altoids, and I put deodorant and cologne on my pube area.
I was TTG fam.
But that's my boy so I tried to thug it out for him.
We go to the McDonalds and these negroes are boo-loving sitting on the same side of the table, sharing a spicy sweet chili chicken wrap and an Oreo Mc Flurry.
I've never been overcome with such feelings of jealousy and disgust ( I mean whoadie was spooning McFlurry in the dame's mouth).
After about ten minutes of Lady & The Tramp, I hit the Seinfeld gif and left.
I went over to the Caribbean spot and got some Curry Goat with white rice, rice and beans, and a champagne cola.