- Apr 15, 2004
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-clear alcohols are for rich women on diets
- on bowling..straight down the middle. .no spin. No spin. No fuss.
Anything more is figure skating
-turkey can never beat cow
-any dog under 50lbs is a cat and cats are useless
-give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Dont teach a man to fish..feed yourself. Hes a grown man. Fishings not that hard
-there are 3 ways to motivate people. Money, fear, and hunger
-shorts over 6 inches are capri pants. Shorts under 6 inches are European
-friends: one to three is sufficient
-honor: if you need it defined you dont have it
SWANSON