The PG-13 Sex Discussion Thread.

[motivatedmidwestmogul]

Kinda like the thread about nothing....but about something we all care about 

. Keep it within the rules and this could be as informative as it is entertaining.

AHEM... That means be vague and ambiguous. There's kids reading this site....not that I care, but I'm tired of being banned

Here's a starter topic:



Getting women to do what they'd do on their own time.....on YOUR time.

I've come across a funny scenario before. So like... she'll do it. We both know she's done it before. To me even. Everybody's grown....we all do it at some point for the most part.  So why do some women get offended if you ask for it? I've been called greedy, selfish, etc. The standard response is usually,  "I don't see why you shouldn't be happy with what I give you. It's not a requirement"...then there's the, "I don't ask you, do I?" (To which every real %@*@@ would respond, "You don't have too. I aim to please... but that's beside the point").

At this point you should know what I'm alluding to.

I've been told "I aint no *insult*...don't come to me like that!" ... but I mean....like what? Like an adult, a respectful one at that? What's the deal? I'm not a baby. I know how to request the things that I desire. I'd like a lady to answer this next question; what's causing some women to be offended by the question more so than the action?


Random: Download a Kama Sutra app with some sort off randomizer. DO IT! 

 

[me no pass]

reported for explicit sexual content

 

[night marcher01]

Maybe i'm reading to much into it, but I have NO idea what you're talking about.

Are you talking about trying to get your girl to 'please' herself in front of you?

 

[tr1ll]

I'm confused. You're talking about one of two things. The "own thier own time" is whats getting me.

If you're talking about what I think you're talking about, its usually all about how you ask. Verbage is crucial. You have to find a way to ask without making sound so scandaless.

 

[shorty doo wop]

Think he's talking bout asking for the awesome jawesome

 

[motivatedmidwestmogul]

Did the word explicit pick up a new definition?

*Reported for being a virgin troll*

 

[dimelo]

What's going on in here

 

[motivatedmidwestmogul]

Originally Posted by Night Marcher01

Maybe i'm reading to much into it, but I have NO idea what you're talking about.

Are you talking about trying to get your girl to 'please' herself in front of you?

It's really not that confusing. I find it funny/telling that you thought "masturbation" before "oral sex"....come on man... what are you guys doing at night? How?

NT =

 

[dipsetgeneral]

I like sex, but I havent gotten any in 2 & a half months

 

[tr1ll]

Originally Posted by MotivatedMidwestMogul

Originally Posted by Night Marcher01

Maybe i'm reading to much into it, but I have NO idea what you're talking about.

Are you talking about trying to get your girl to 'please' herself in front of you?

It's really not that confusing. I find it funny/telling that you thought "masturbation" before "oral sex"....come on man... what are you guys doing at night? How?

NT =

But how would that be "on their own time"? Thats why everyone is thinking masturbation.

 

[freeze]

lip service is much appreciated. talk that talk baby

 

[cap1229]

I got what OP was talking about.

 

[jking0821]

Are we talking about PIIHB?

I am lost.....

 

[motivatedmidwestmogul]

Originally Posted by Tr1ll

Originally Posted by MotivatedMidwestMogul

Originally Posted by Night Marcher01

Maybe i'm reading to much into it, but I have NO idea what you're talking about.

Are you talking about trying to get your girl to 'please' herself in front of you?

It's really not that confusing. I find it funny/telling that you thought "masturbation" before "oral sex"....come on man... what are you guys doing at night? How?

NT =

But how would that be "on their own time"? Thats why everyone is thinking masturbation.

I'm talking about women that don't mind giving but ONLY at their discretion. That's wack AF... like... it defeats the purpose... takes the whole power and control dynamic away

 

[soundnfury]

ive never gotten it without asking for it. guess my girls arent about that life. but i have zero problem asking for it

 

[night marcher01]

Originally Posted by Tr1ll

Originally Posted by MotivatedMidwestMogul

Originally Posted by Night Marcher01

Maybe i'm reading to much into it, but I have NO idea what you're talking about.

Are you talking about trying to get your girl to 'please' herself in front of you?

It's really not that confusing. I find it funny/telling that you thought "masturbation" before "oral sex"....come on man... what are you guys doing at night? How?

NT =

But how would that be "on their own time"? Thats why everyone is thinking masturbation.

Exactly. OP could've just simply asked, how to get head/brains/dome

And masturbation is foreplay's ugly sister. So if you have never done that in your life, then something is wrong with YOU!

 

[oidreez]

you want to power to be able to ask her for it and she say yes rather than only wanting to do it when she feels like it

 

[Peep Game]

^Shun what a massive humble brag

***EDIT: in b4 the lock I guess

 

[motivatedmidwestmogul]

I'll fall back from my OP alone for now... more randoms..



Cool !*%! women do:

-THE LOOK BACK!!!!!!!
-The "I can't take it anymore" collapse...
- the "I'ma just open this door wearing nothing but your tee-shirt" surprise..

uncool !*%! women do:

-Don't rush me. I took my time and brought you all the way around.... like 3 times at least... so what if I'm still playing ball? I've earned my extra innings dammit.
-Don't ever tell me "no" or "don't"...as in..."No, not there!" or "Don't! I just got my hair done!". Suggest an alternative. The word "no" is the number one leading cause of flaccidity and/or disappointing finishes.
-Remember that Chris Rock joke about the Betamax? HER. I hate her. No that's not enough...and stop asking me if it is. Just do it. Jesus.

Exactly. OP could've just simply asked, how to get head/brains/dome 

And masturbation is foreplay's ugly sister. So if you have never done that in your life, then something is wrong with YOU! 

I don't have a problem asking. Never have or will. That's not the point of the OP at all, clearly. And I can't believe you typed that second sentence. For starters I'm a human male. A normal one.  Nothing is wrong with me, so to speak. But this thread is about sex, so all you champions of masturbation have no need to worry. I'm not dissing your favorite sport. It just had nothing to do with my original post. Calm down, Lucky Lefty. 

 

[tr1ll]

Originally Posted by MotivatedMidwestMogul

Originally Posted by Tr1ll

Originally Posted by MotivatedMidwestMogul

It's really not that confusing. I find it funny/telling that you thought "masturbation" before "oral sex"....come on man... what are you guys doing at night? How?

NT =

But how would that be "on their own time"? Thats why everyone is thinking masturbation.

I'm talking about women that don't mind giving but ONLY at their discretion. That's wack AF... like... it defeats the purpose... takes the whole power and control dynamic away

Ohhh

What part of the game is that? I've never been in that situation. If they do it when you ask or when they wont to, they still did so that kind of stupid. I guess its a pride thing? Most women rather be a $$%%, than look like or feel like a $$%%.

 

[airmaxpenny1]

Originally Posted by DipsetGeneral

I like sex, but I havent gotten any in 2 & a half years

No reason to lie buddy

 

[Pathos]

 

[albooboo5]

I have no problem getting oral sex. Maybe girls think your penis tastes bad...

 

[shorty doo wop]

All these code words messing with me just say what you gotta say OP the embarrassing sexual encounters thread was way more graphic and it didnt get locked

 

[motivatedmidwestmogul]

Originally Posted by Shorty Doo Wop

All these code words messing with me just say what you gotta say OP the embarrassing sexual encounters thread was way more graphic and it didnt get locked

Most of ya'll can get away with things I can't. I'll just leave it at that.

I have no problem getting oral sex. Maybe girls think your penis tastes bad...
Maybe. I'll ask yours the next time............What a gay speculation...