The Official WIR Thread - Week 3 - Holy **** The 49ers are 3-0

[junglejim]

Yeah dude you just proved you didn’t even watch a second of the game. Not even the last drive. He delivered a perfect 50 yard pass down to Mike Evans to get them down there then Arians with 27 seconds left and a timeout at the 10 yard line decided instead of taking a few shots into the endzone that they should put the game in the hands of our rookie kicker.

 

[junglejim]

@ThePeoplesChamp_ , the raiders are 4-10 since Derek Carr cried onfield for mercy

 

[reaperslilbruh]

@ThePeoplesChamp_ , the raiders are 4-10 since Derek Carr cried onfield for mercy

You truly, TRULY hate to see it

 

[CP1708]

-Dolphins fans trying to find an offensive line on the Browns blueprint

I'm nobody, but let me take a stab on Sept 23rd.

150+ mil in cash. I know I have to overpay a little, so maybe I go half and half. O and D

I'll sign OT Andrus Peat, and OG Joe Thuney
Draft Tua
Two other firsts, gimme OT Tristan Wirfs and OC Tyler Biadsz.
I still have money of course, maybe I can get Melvin Gordon and Amari Cooper. (I work on the assumption Dallas has paid everyone else, they can't afford Cooper and as I said, we can overpay a little)

Speaking of that, I also would like to buy Byron Jones (Same as Coop, Dallas pays Dak and we get a couple pieces. And maybe Vonn Bell.
Two second round picks, I go DE with both. Maybe something like Weaver and Okwara.

Two thirds, 4-7 etc etc fill in and hope 1-2 stick somewhere.

That's signing 2 OL, 1 RB lookin to get paid, 1 WR lookin to get paid, 1 CB, and 1 S.
Tua + 2 OL + 2 DE in the first two rounds of the draft.

Is that "doable"? Is that pipe dreaming? No way we can sign 6 players (6 KEY players, likely there will be plenty of random buys, these are just the key pieces you attempt to fill with)


I like Scherff, but see he's getting offers already, and I thought about AJ Green, but his age/injuries concern me, Derrick Henry could be in play, maybe Artie Burns? So there's options to my choices, but these seem to be a fairly reasonable ask. I may not get all 6, but could take one of these lesser guys, like Burns instead of Byron, or Henry instead of Gordon, etc.

And of course, we will still have two firsts and two seconds next year to keep adding either more weapons, or maybe more beef at LB, or S, or OL, or DL, WR, etc etc etc.

It's too early to tell right now, but it is possible to have an OLine for Tua right away. Problem is, we have to prioritize it. God help me if they don't. I will be furious.

 

[junglejim]

I'm nobody, but let me take a stab on Sept 23rd.

150+ mil in cash. I know I have to overpay a little, so maybe I go half and half. O and D

I'll sign OT Andrus Peat, and OG Joe Thuney
Draft Tua
Two other firsts, gimme OT Tristan Wirfs and OC Tyler Biadsz.
I still have money of course, maybe I can get Melvin Gordon and Amari Cooper. (I work on the assumption Dallas has paid everyone else, they can't afford Cooper and as I said, we can overpay a little)

Speaking of that, I also would like to buy Byron Jones (Same as Coop, Dallas pays Dak and we get a couple pieces. And maybe Vonn Bell.
Two second round picks, I go DE with both. Maybe something like Weaver and Okwara.

Two thirds, 4-7 etc etc fill in and hope 1-2 stick somewhere.

That's signing 2 OL, 1 RB lookin to get paid, 1 WR lookin to get paid, 1 CB, and 1 S.
Tua + 2 OL + 2 DE in the first two rounds of the draft.

Is that "doable"? Is that pipe dreaming? No way we can sign 6 players (6 KEY players, likely there will be plenty of random buys, these are just the key pieces you attempt to fill with)


I like Scherff, but see he's getting offers already, and I thought about AJ Green, but his age/injuries concern me, Derrick Henry could be in play, maybe Artie Burns? So there's options to my choices, but these seem to be a fairly reasonable ask. I may not get all 6, but could take one of these lesser guys, like Burns instead of Byron, or Henry instead of Gordon, etc.

And of course, we will still have two firsts and two seconds next year to keep adding either more weapons, or maybe more beef at LB, or S, or OL, or DL, WR, etc etc etc.

It's too early to tell right now, but it is possible to have an OLine for Tua right away. Problem is, we have to prioritize it. God help me if they don't. I will be furious.

You typed all this to not understand that I was making fun of how piss awful terrible the browns line is right now

C'mon man

 

[CP1708]

*throws papers in the air*

Every time I reply you tell me I'm replyin to the wrong thing. I give up. (I'll just store it in the Dolphins thread, there's nothin goin on in there anyways )

 

[spacedoodoo]

I'm nobody, but let me take a stab on Sept 23rd.

150+ mil in cash. I know I have to overpay a little, so maybe I go half and half. O and D

I'll sign OT Andrus Peat, and OG Joe Thuney
Draft Tua
Two other firsts, gimme OT Tristan Wirfs and OC Tyler Biadsz.
I still have money of course, maybe I can get Melvin Gordon and Amari Cooper. (I work on the assumption Dallas has paid everyone else, they can't afford Cooper and as I said, we can overpay a little)

Speaking of that, I also would like to buy Byron Jones (Same as Coop, Dallas pays Dak and we get a couple pieces. And maybe Vonn Bell.
Two second round picks, I go DE with both. Maybe something like Weaver and Okwara.

Two thirds, 4-7 etc etc fill in and hope 1-2 stick somewhere.

That's signing 2 OL, 1 RB lookin to get paid, 1 WR lookin to get paid, 1 CB, and 1 S.
Tua + 2 OL + 2 DE in the first two rounds of the draft.

Is that "doable"? Is that pipe dreaming? No way we can sign 6 players (6 KEY players, likely there will be plenty of random buys, these are just the key pieces you attempt to fill with)


I like Scherff, but see he's getting offers already, and I thought about AJ Green, but his age/injuries concern me, Derrick Henry could be in play, maybe Artie Burns? So there's options to my choices, but these seem to be a fairly reasonable ask. I may not get all 6, but could take one of these lesser guys, like Burns instead of Byron, or Henry instead of Gordon, etc.

And of course, we will still have two firsts and two seconds next year to keep adding either more weapons, or maybe more beef at LB, or S, or OL, or DL, WR, etc etc etc.

It's too early to tell right now, but it is possible to have an OLine for Tua right away. Problem is, we have to prioritize it. God help me if they don't. I will be furious.

This is a Wendy’s bro

 

[nick.]

I'm nobody

Ain't that right

 

[junglejim]

I'm nobody, but let me take a stab on Sept 23rd.

150+ mil in cash. I know I have to overpay a little, so maybe I go half and half. O and D

I'll sign OT Andrus Peat, and OG Joe Thuney
Draft Tua
Two other firsts, gimme OT Tristan Wirfs and OC Tyler Biadsz.
I still have money of course, maybe I can get Melvin Gordon and Amari Cooper. (I work on the assumption Dallas has paid everyone else, they can't afford Cooper and as I said, we can overpay a little)

Speaking of that, I also would like to buy Byron Jones (Same as Coop, Dallas pays Dak and we get a couple pieces. And maybe Vonn Bell.
Two second round picks, I go DE with both. Maybe something like Weaver and Okwara.

Two thirds, 4-7 etc etc fill in and hope 1-2 stick somewhere.

That's signing 2 OL, 1 RB lookin to get paid, 1 WR lookin to get paid, 1 CB, and 1 S.
Tua + 2 OL + 2 DE in the first two rounds of the draft.

Is that "doable"? Is that pipe dreaming? No way we can sign 6 players (6 KEY players, likely there will be plenty of random buys, these are just the key pieces you attempt to fill with)


I like Scherff, but see he's getting offers already, and I thought about AJ Green, but his age/injuries concern me, Derrick Henry could be in play, maybe Artie Burns? So there's options to my choices, but these seem to be a fairly reasonable ask. I may not get all 6, but could take one of these lesser guys, like Burns instead of Byron, or Henry instead of Gordon, etc.

And of course, we will still have two firsts and two seconds next year to keep adding either more weapons, or maybe more beef at LB, or S, or OL, or DL, WR, etc etc etc.

It's too early to tell right now, but it is possible to have an OLine for Tua right away. Problem is, we have to prioritize it. God help me if they don't. I will be furious.

Alright, I briefly read this ******* novel you just typed. I do have one question. Are free agents going to see Miami as an attractive destination after all this? Having 150M in cap space is great, but people still have to want to go there.

 

[CP1708]

Alright, I briefly read this ****ing novel you just typed. I do have one question. Are free agents going to see Miami as an attractive destination after all this? Having 150M in cap space is great, but people still have to want to go there.

*Squints*

Do players want to get large contracts in a tax free state and live in South Beach? Iono.

Trend these days is teams get a rookie QB contract and then spend all over the rest of the roster. I assume some will be OK with it.

 

[junglejim]

*Squints*

Do players want to get large contracts in a tax free state and live in South Beach? Iono.

Trend these days is teams get a rookie QB contract and then spend all over the rest of the roster. I assume some will be OK with it.

So the assumption is that the Dolphins are going to sign every major free agent for market value to slightly above market value if I'm reading this correctly? People are just going to pack up their bags and flock to the team averaging 5 points a game and create some sort of superteam like the NBA?

 

[reaperslilbruh]

So the assumption is that the Dolphins are going to sign every major free agent for market value to slightly above market value if I'm reading this correctly? People are just going to pack up their bags and flock to the team averaging 5 points a game and create some sort of superteam like the NBA?

What’s the problem?

 

[do work son]

*Squints*

Do players want to get large contracts in a tax free state and live in South Beach? Iono.

Trend these days is teams get a rookie QB contract and then spend all over the rest of the roster. I assume some will be OK with it.

get paid over market value, live in miami, no state income tax? YUCK, WHO WOULD DO THAT?!?!?

 

[IATT]

Eagles these 2 drops from being 3-0

Last week:

This week:

F me

 

[CP1708]

So the assumption is that the Dolphins are going to sign every major free agent for market value to slightly above market value if I'm reading this correctly? People are just going to pack up their bags and flock to the team averaging 5 points a game and create some sort of superteam like the NBA?

Is that what you saw me type? I "signed" 2 OL, a RB lookin to get paid, a WR lookin to get paid (on a team that has paid everyone else and still owes their QB) a CB from the same team, and a Safety.

With 150 million dollars.

That's what you got from the names I listed, every "major" FA?

 

[junglejim]

Here is your Monday night recap:

 

[Hahahaha]

The ****?

 

[af1 1982]

Allen Robinson is borderline elite.

 

[bishopstrongbow]

Bears 2-1.

Big Division game this weekend with the Vikes.

Season flying by quick.

 

[IATT]

The ****?

Don’t ask question you don’t really wanna know the answer to

 

[reaperslilbruh]

The ****?

There's gon be some stuff you gon see that's gon make it hard to smile

 

[Hahahaha]

There's gon be some stuff you gon see that's gon make it hard to smile

Let me find out you might be a real one after all.....

 

[IATT]

Patty really got reaperslilbruh out chere loving himself

 

[DeadsetAce]

i can't even go on damn vacation without that limp leg having, wheel chair riding, can't even see his own piece *** dude junglejim trying to drag my name thru the mud


anyway....only have two things since i only really got to see two games:

1) [ Hahahaha ] The Jete are garbage [/ Hahahaha ]
2) one garbage team sits their veteran "Make A Wish HOF induction" special education QB, loses their 1st round RB, and hands the reigns to their rookie QB...boom 18 point comeback. all you need is a QB?!?!