The Official NBA Season Thread: NBA Cup Night

[Cashflow]

all jokes aside tho…if you get shorties then we all been there…we all been turnt out for the FIRST TIME!!

i had hella numbers under my belt by the time i met that succubus!!! so they don’t only come to the inexperienced…

we mow the types . them shorties that NEVER say no…no matter the place, the time, the audience…prolly put a saddle on and ride too…got all types of throat tricks and mouf talent..

he should of took a number…but being a first timer he couldn’t get enough…

Not a succubus

 

[Mark Antony]

Just had to look up ages....Brittany is 31 and PJ is going to be 25 in August. Zion is going to be 23 in a month and his BM is going to be 30 at some point this year

Serious question but how are these dudes not clapping younger cheeks? Assuming they are being targeted, why do the older women have the market cornered? I would think yambs their age or younger would be equally as hungry and try to do their thing as well.

For ****s and giggles, I looked up Herro and turns out he's 23 and Katya is going to be 29 next week These dudes are trippin

Right when they can earn the supermax. Shorties ballin.

 

[pmatic]

Not a Nate Duncan fan (boring, uptight) but another informative podcast about CBA details.

 

[HIM]

How is Jokic’s game garbage? What so people mean when they say this?

 

[Mark Antony]

I'm not getting the jokic boring thing. He's Hakeem footwork with JWill passes. People are being intentional with that.

 

[rolaholic]

I'm not getting the jokic boring thing. He's Hakeem footwork with JWill passes. People are being intentional with that.

Regularly pulls some of the wildest **** we've ever seen from a big in terms of skill

Might be conflating his personality with his game cause his game doesn't really have many parallels at that position

 

[Raji Lowenthal]

Just had to look up ages....Brittany is 31 and PJ is going to be 25 in August. Zion is going to be 23 in a month and his BM is going to be 30 at some point this year

Serious question but how are these dudes not clapping younger cheeks? Assuming they are being targeted, why do the older women have the market cornered? I would think yambs their age or younger would be equally as hungry and try to do their thing as well.

For ****s and giggles, I looked up Herro and turns out he's 23 and Katya is going to be 29 next week These dudes are trippin

These women got tricks in their bag that a woman their age ain't ready for, or don't know about

 

[krazy88s]

garbage game is the wrong word. but dunks and 3s is what brings the excitement to the casual fan, not Hakeem type footwork in the paint. no one cares about that generally.

but I agree with Dan tho. imagine if Jokic's name was Nicholas Johnson

 

[murkn3m]

 

[nick.]

I love this sport & league as much as anyone, but not enough to listen to Nate Duncan talk about the new CBA for 78 minutes

 

[allergic2broke]

Dame come on down to Miami

 

[clyde the glide]

Dame does more talking than winning on and off the court smh

 

[rolaholic]

Don't play Dame...

 

[lovehateself]

garbage game is the wrong word. but dunks and 3s is what brings the excitement to the casual fan, not Hakeem type footwork in the paint. no one cares about that generally.

but I agree with Dan tho. imagine if Jokic's name was Nicholas Johnson

he wouldve been drafted late in the lottery and out the league by 24

 

[krazy88s]

I wouldn't be mad at Dame on my Nets, but wouldn't necessarily be happy about it. idk

 

[bhzmafia14]

I love this sport & league as much as anyone, but not enough to listen to Nate Duncan talk about the new CBA for 78 minutes

I literally just stopped listening about 15 minutes in

 

[storm2006]

Dame come on down to Miami

I was going to ask "how in the hell is Miami going to get to $45MM to match Dame's salary" but then I saw Herro's extension kicks in at $27MM next season and Duncan Robinson (who has been playing his *** off recently) is set to make $18MM which is $45MM exactly They own their 2024 FRP (#1, 2026, 2027, 2028, 2029. So they could add some some outright FRPs and swaps.

Lowry is also a $29MM expiring if Portland really want to blow it up. This trade could actually happen Roster would be thin everywhere else but you'd have to hope that you keep finding the gems in the rough

 

[WASHED KING]

Just had to look up ages....Brittany is 31 and PJ is going to be 25 in August. Zion is going to be 23 in a month and his BM is going to be 30 at some point this year

Serious question but how are these dudes not clapping younger cheeks? Assuming they are being targeted, why do the older women have the market cornered? I would think yambs their age or younger would be equally as hungry and try to do their thing as well.

For ****s and giggles, I looked up Herro and turns out he's 23 and Katya is going to be 29 next week These dudes are trippin

It's embarrassing.

 

[pmatic]

Miami might have to let Strus and Vincent go in free agency unless they find a taker for Lowry or unload Herro.

 

[WASHED KING]

This is like when I used to send pics of me at church to girls I cheated on, to convince them I changed

I didn't

I was the same *****

I KNEW YOU HAD CHELSEAS.

 

[HIM]

I love this sport & league as much as anyone, but not enough to listen to Nate Duncan talk about the new CBA for 78 minutes

Front Office talk is ruining the league

 

[dacomeup]

Nate Duncan is legit unlistenable for me . Speaking of pods though, The Dunker Spot might be the best basketball pod out. Two brovas too

 

[pmatic]

Nate Duncan is legit unlistenable for me . Speaking of pods though, The Dunker Spot might be the best basketball pod out. Two brovas too

Dunker Spot seem like cool guys, but I can't listen to them. It's too in detail.

 

[nick.]

Front Office talk is ruining the league

Stephen A. gonna be on First Take saying "Molly, let me tell you about this damn second apron, alright...."

 

[dacomeup]

Dunker Spot seem like cool guys, but I can't listen to them. It's too in detail.

I get that. I like that they get in the weeds when so many of the other pods focus on narrative stuff. Good balance. I don’t even think Lowe is as good anymore tbh