The Official NBA Season Thread: Cavs vs Thunder was a dud

[DripNick]

I will be well rested and ready to go.

Going to make sure I have a 6 pack of Coronas to down after practice and some CFA too.

My current itinerary for that day includes.

• Slandering the 90's...it's a good intro to get the old heads in the thread involved.
• Discredit a few championships..(2015 and KD Warriors, 2019 Raptors, Bull's rings)
• Discuss first team All-Vibes (Derrick Rose, Vince Carter, PG, Melo, Yao)
• Examine the colorist privilege awarded to Ant. Will tap in @DCAllAfrican for this one.
• Pro-Bron propaganda and a beer break.

Part 2

• Slander foreign players. (We will be in the homestretch by that point and it will be time to bring in the big hitters like @osh kosh bosh)
• Kobe top 10 debate
• Malika Andrews hate of Black Men
• Steph Curry is the problem and Steve Kerr is an overrated coach

Still leaving room for improv

(Nearly) Impeccable game plan

 

[tay1]

Not terrible, but it falls flat if the thread isn't riled up first.

Solid strategy. I think Curry hate and goat talk gets things going.

 

[WASHED KING]

Solid strategy. I think Curry hate and goat talk gets things going.

 

[rolaholic]

Trade looks worse by the weeks

 

[wavycrocket]

Handle, strength and balance improvement is off the chart for mobely. Going to be moving with the downhill force of Giannis soon. Him blocking/grabbing it off the gas and going is a real weapon.

 

[antidope]

Can we push it to 1?

We got basketball practice from 9:30-11:30 that day.

Confirmed we are good for 1:00 PM EST

 

[king j]

I will be well rested and ready to go.

Going to make sure I have a 6 pack of Coronas to down after practice and some CFA too.

My current itinerary for that day includes.

• Slandering the 90's...it's a good intro to get the old heads in the thread involved.
• Discredit a few championships..(2015 and KD Warriors, 2019 Raptors, Bull's rings)
• Discuss first team All-Vibes (Derrick Rose, Vince Carter, PG, Melo, Yao)
• Examine the colorist privilege awarded to Ant. Will tap in @DCAllAfrican for this one.
• Pro-Bron propaganda and a beer break.

Part 2

• Slander foreign players. (We will be in the homestretch by that point and it will be time to bring in the big hitters like @osh kosh bosh)
• Kobe top 10 debate
• Malika Andrews hate of Black Men
• Steph Curry is the problem and Steve Kerr is an overrated coach

Still leaving room for improv

 

[dacomeup]

Never knew this.

One of my group chats said Ty Jerome aged out of being Black

 

[addict4sneakers]

NT overlooking convicts ( WASHED KING ) history which in turn leads to American doing the same.

Losing recipes

 

[ill steelo]

Ime isn’t perfect but he was a home run hire for Houston. Win or lose I’m riding with him.

Would be getting equity on his next contract if he had self control

 

[thekillerj23]

Last night showed we Need a wing bad! Not mad id this happens!

Strus, Niang, Ty Jerome, Dean Wade, all the same guy, just different size variations and in playoffs we not going to run a 10-11 man rotation!

 

[thekillerj23]

Handle, strength and balance improvement is off the chart for mobely. Going to be moving with the downhill force of Giannis soon. Him blocking/grabbing it off the gas and going is a real weapon.

always said if we legit, he has to be our
Best player, took big leap this year, if he can take it up one more level, we more believe-able as contenders

 

[pmatic]

Cooked.

 

[rolaholic]

Yikes

 

[lovehateself]

#freemaxey

#free X xxpizzo

 

[Based Jesus]

The Embiid era is over in Philly

 

[HIM]

This is why you sign PG to a max

 

[king j]

Joel needs to retire that knee cooked

 

[king j]

 

[lovehateself]

"we dont want him"
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[RustyShackleford]

One of my group chats said Ty Jerome aged out of being Black

My girl got a friend that looks the opposite. She legit looked like a white kid until she was like 3-4ish. Like she clearly looks black now.

We went to a birthday party for her at her mom's place a few years back.

When they played the little presentation with baby pics, all her homegirls that never seen her baby pics lost it.

All of them started repeating Katt Williams lines from School Dance...

I told my girl to not say anything but she said something like "It looks like her melanin didn't load properly, and someone had to unplug and replug her skin when she was 3 to fix it".

Even ole girl grandparents were dying.

She is a herbs and crystal spiritual type. And faded out of the friend group after Covid because she moved

So recently I told my girl that all the bad luck and health problems we ran into last year was hex she put on us in 2019 finally hitting.

 

[dacomeup]

I’m glad you’re back bro RustyShackleford

 

[lawdog1]

^^^ When my son was a toddler, one of his regular playmates was a kid with a white dad and black mom. He looked white. I always wondered whether his skin might darken as he aged. But they moved and we lost contact with them.

 

[antidope]

Never knew this.

I volunteer for the Riverside Hawks. Cool Org. Mitchell has been very gracious with his money and time for it too.

 

[DripNick]

she said something like "It looks like her melanin didn't load properly, and someone had to unplug and replug her skin when she was 3 to fix it".