The Green Burrito = No No

[jumpman247]

So I was at Carls Jr's today because the line at In & Out was way to long. I pull up and look at the Menu, and they had Carls Jrs slash Green Burrito,I think to myself "I've never ordered anything off the green burrito menu" so what the hell I order a taco salad. I eat it, and it's not toobad, not too great either, I wash it down with a Strawberry and Banana Carls Jr smoothie.

Now not more then 5 minutes go by after I finish all that food, and I instantly have to go number 2 in the worst possible way imaginable, I hit the toilet andhad a colon cleansing. Everything I had inside me from left over turkey from thanksgiving, to corn I ate yesterday was flushed out.

Eating Green Burrito is equal to drinking an entire bottle of ex lax

Here is an educational video on colon cleansing.



So you can do that, or you can eat this.

-Jacob

 

[i love af1]

 

[saint lt]

theres a carls jr down the road, we dont have those back home. i saw the comercial about the taco salad first thing i thought of was "why would someoneget a taco salad from there, bet it makes you sick." my thoughts were proven correct lol.

 

[jumpman247]

Originally Posted by saint lt

theres a carls jr down the road, we dont have those back home. i saw the comercial about the taco salad first thing i thought of was "why would someone get a taco salad from there, bet it makes you sick." my thoughts were proven correct lol.

You were so right man, my stomach is jacked up.

 

[bruce uppercut]

Green Burrito is indeed, very disgusting. I had their chicken asada burrito (it looked really good on the picture... yes whammy burger) and the chicken tastedas if it had been sitting there for days, the tortilla tasted stale, and I blew mud shortly after eating it.

I definitely don't recommend it!

 

[josephskc]

 

[jayfiend45]

hahaha that sux my dude but at da sametime its hella funny...

 

[wanksta23]

i didn't know they served smoothies....was it any good? ive been craving one for a while..

 

[jumpman247]

Originally Posted by wanksta23

i didn't know they served smoothies....was it any good? ive been craving one for a while..

It was horrible to be honest, just go to Jamba juice, or baskin robins.

 

[nanbeezy]

hahah at least your system is clean now..lol

 

[djaward]

You got this becuse you ate your food in 5 MIN. Thats wrong. THats asking for trouble. I hope your all good.

 

[thesedd]

That place is wackness. Only order cheese enchiladas if anything from there.

 

[youngtriz]

just eat the burgers. Guac, bacon six dollar burger is good. jalapeno burger is good. milkshakes too

 

[liban906]

are you from san jose because thats the only place i seen carlsjr/green burritos at. im here in az right now and i havent seen any yet

 

[balla96]

Originally Posted by Liban906

are you from san jose because thats the only place i seen carlsjr/green burritos at. im here in az right now and i havent seen any yet

They're in socal too...

 

[mr hippoh]

Always wondered what that side of the menu was like. thanks for the heads up lol

 

[the big homey]

 

[jumpman247]

Originally Posted by djaward

You got this becuse you ate your food in 5 MIN. Thats wrong. THats asking for trouble. I hope your all good.

I didn't eat it in 5 minutes.

 

[braxton hartnabrig]

i used to work at taco bell..so my stomach became immune to the food..i think i could handle the green burrito with no problem

 

[jumpman247]

Originally Posted by Braxton Hartnabrig

i used to work at taco bell..so my stomach became immune to the food..i think i could handle the green burrito with no problem

It's just made me appreciate home cooked food a lot more.

 

[ouch my feet]

Maybe its just in your area, the green burritos around here are not bad. I wouldnt go there instead of a better restaurant but when I find myself there its nottoo bad.

 

[are owe double s]

Copped....I need to cleanse my colon (no hm)

 

[saint lt]

Originally Posted by jumpman247

Originally Posted by saint lt

theres a carls jr down the road, we dont have those back home. i saw the comercial about the taco salad first thing i thought of was "why would someone get a taco salad from there, bet it makes you sick." my thoughts were proven correct lol.

You were so right man, my stomach is jacked up.

im not a guy

 

[jumpman247]

Originally Posted by saint lt

Originally Posted by jumpman247

Originally Posted by saint lt

theres a carls jr down the road, we dont have those back home. i saw the comercial about the taco salad first thing i thought of was "why would someone get a taco salad from there, bet it makes you sick." my thoughts were proven correct lol.

You were so right man, my stomach is jacked up.

im not a guy

My bad.

 

[BaltimoreLove]

sure the borritos did that to you?