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Originally Posted by bns1201
what would happen if pinnochio said "my nose is going to grow right now"
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Originally Posted by bns1201
what would happen if pinnochio said "my nose is going to grow right now"
Originally Posted by stoneyjax
glad my mind wasnt the only in the gutterOriginally Posted by creamOfDacrops
i thought it was the "deep throat thread".. i just came to see who would get banned![]()
Slow your roll Rilla. Maybe GOD is time.Originally Posted by CB94
No, time is the 4th dimension. Go to sleep Aristotle![]()
That's that Truman/Matrix shhh. You're the only thing real in your reality. In a sense that would make the individual their ownGODOriginally Posted by M16
What if you are the only "real" thing in the world. Like just you exist and everything else is just around you as obstacles or for you to use and interact with. Everything is set up around you and for you... from the weather, to what other people do etc.
Originally Posted by Master Zik
That's that Truman/Matrix shhh. You're the only thing real in your reality. In a sense that would make the individual their own GODOriginally Posted by M16
What if you are the only "real" thing in the world. Like just you exist and everything else is just around you as obstacles or for you to use and
interact with. Everything is set up around you and for you... from the weather, to what other people do etc.. If true though this reply was set up specifically for you along with everyone else and the world itself. Basically it's like your giving yourself your own answer but getting it from something set up for you.![]()
Originally Posted by bns1201
Originally Posted by Master Zik
That's that Truman/Matrix shhh. You're the only thing real in your reality. In a sense that would make the individual their own GODOriginally Posted by M16
What if you are the only "real" thing in the world. Like just you exist and everything else is just around you as obstacles or for you to use and
interact with. Everything is set up around you and for you... from the weather, to what other people do etc.. If true though this reply was set up specifically for you along with everyone else and the world itself. Basically it's like your giving yourself your own answer but getting it from something set up for you.![]()
ive had this thought for soooo long....no matter what I feel this this is the truth. It might seem egotistic like the whole world revolves around me, but let whatever. And if you feel the same way, whats saying that I'm not just another obstacle in your own reality o_0
Originally Posted by Master Zik
That's that Truman/Matrix shhh. You're the only thing real in your reality. In a sense that would make the individual their own GODOriginally Posted by M16
What if you are the only "real" thing in the world. Like just you exist and everything else is just around you as obstacles or for you to use and interact with. Everything is set up around you and for you... from the weather, to what other people do etc.. If true though this reply was set up specifically for you along with everyone else and the world itself. Basically it's like your giving yourself your own answer but getting it from something set up for you.![]()
Originally Posted by Genius44
Mario as a paradigm of christ![]()
just insane. wow...Originally Posted by sheistbugz
Alright I found this CRAZY story. MUST READ>
At the 1994 annual awards dinner given by the American Association for Forensic Science, AAFS President Don Harper Mills astounded his audience in San Diego with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story:
"On 23 March 1994, the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound of the head. The decedent had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide (he left a note indicating his despondency).
As he fell past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the decedent was aware that a safety net had been erected at the eighth floor level to protect some window washers and that Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide anyway because of this." "Ordinarily," Dr. Mills continued, "a person who sets out to commit suicide ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended. That Opus was shot on the way to certain death nine stories below probably would not have changed his mode of death from suicide to homicide. But the fact that his suicidal intent would not have been successful caused the medical examiner to feel that he had homicide on his hands. "The room on the ninth floor whence the shotgun blast emanated was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing and he was threatening her with the shotgun. He was so upset that, when he pulled the trigger, he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window striking Opus. "When one intends to kill subject A but kills subject B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. When confronted with this charge, the old man and his wife were both adamant that neither knew that the shotgun was loaded. The old man said it was his long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her -therefore, the killing of Opus appeared to be an accident. That is, the gun had been accidentallyloaded. "The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun approximately six weeks prior to the fatal incident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus. There was an exquisite twist. "Further investigation revealed that the son [Ronald Opus] had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story building on March 23, only to be killed by a shotgun blast through a ninth story window. "The medical examiner closed the case as a suicide."
Originally Posted by finnns2003
just insane. wow...Originally Posted by sheistbugz
Alright I found this CRAZY story. MUST READ>
At the 1994 annual awards dinner given by the American Association for Forensic Science, AAFS President Don Harper Mills astounded his audience in San Diego
with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story:
"On 23 March 1994, the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound of the head. The decedent had
jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide (he left a note indicating his despondency).
As he fell past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the decedent
was aware that a safety net had been erected at the eighth floor level to protect some window washers and that Opus would not have been able to complete his
suicide anyway because of this." "Ordinarily," Dr. Mills continued, "a person who sets out to commit suicide ultimately succeeds, even
though the mechanism might not be what he intended. That Opus was shot on the way to certain death nine stories below probably would not have changed his mode
of death from suicide to homicide. But the fact that his suicidal intent would not have been successful caused the medical examiner to feel that he had
homicide on his hands. "The room on the ninth floor whence the shotgun blast emanated was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing and
he was threatening her with the shotgun. He was so upset that, when he pulled the trigger, he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the
window striking Opus. "When one intends to kill subject A but kills subject B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. When confronted
with this charge, the old man and his wife were both adamant that neither knew that the shotgun was loaded. The old man said it was his long-standing habit to
threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her -therefore, the killing of Opus appeared to be an accident. That is, the gun had
been accidentallyloaded. "The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun approximately six weeks
prior to the fatal incident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to
use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of
the son for the death of Ronald Opus. There was an exquisite twist. "Further investigation revealed that the son [Ronald Opus] had become increasingly
despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story building on March 23, only to be killed
by a shotgun blast through a ninth story window. "The medical examiner closed the case as a suicide."
Originally Posted by sheistbugz
yea obviously it aint true, just something to ponder.
Originally Posted by M16
Originally Posted by bns1201
Originally Posted by Master Zik
That's that Truman/Matrix shhh. You're the only thing real in your reality. In a sense that would make the individual their own GODOriginally Posted by M16
What if you are the only "real" thing in the world. Like just you exist and everything else is just around you as obstacles or for you to use and
interact with. Everything is set up around you and for you... from the weather, to what other people do etc.. If true though this reply was set up specifically for you along with everyone else and the world itself. Basically it's like your giving yourself your own answer but getting it from something set up for you.![]()
ive had this thought for soooo long....no matter what I feel this this is the truth. It might seem egotistic like the whole world revolves around me, but let whatever. And if you feel the same way, whats saying that I'm not just another obstacle in your own reality o_0
It's really crazy. Like I'll be on campus walking around and I'll over-hear two people having a conversation about a math quiz and I hear "yeah (1,-1) and (1,2)". An hour later I get a quiz in my Calculus class and sure enough... that was the answer. I'll be thinking... damn, those 2 people existed solely for the purpose of giving me that answer today.
Originally Posted by sheistbugz
Alright I found this CRAZY story. MUST READ>
At the 1994 annual awards dinner given by the American Association for Forensic Science, AAFS President Don Harper Mills astounded his audience in San Diego with the legal complications of a bizarre death. Here is the story:
"On 23 March 1994, the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound of the head. The decedent had jumped from the top of a ten-story building intending to commit suicide (he left a note indicating his despondency).
As he fell past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast through a window, which killed him instantly. Neither the shooter nor the decedent was aware that a safety net had been erected at the eighth floor level to protect some window washers and that Opus would not have been able to complete his suicide anyway because of this." "Ordinarily," Dr. Mills continued, "a person who sets out to commit suicide ultimately succeeds, even though the mechanism might not be what he intended. That Opus was shot on the way to certain death nine stories below probably would not have changed his mode of death from suicide to homicide. But the fact that his suicidal intent would not have been successful caused the medical examiner to feel that he had homicide on his hands. "The room on the ninth floor whence the shotgun blast emanated was occupied by an elderly man and his wife. They were arguing and he was threatening her with the shotgun. He was so upset that, when he pulled the trigger, he completely missed his wife and the pellets went through the window striking Opus. "When one intends to kill subject A but kills subject B in the attempt, one is guilty of the murder of subject B. When confronted with this charge, the old man and his wife were both adamant that neither knew that the shotgun was loaded. The old man said it was his long-standing habit to threaten his wife with the unloaded shotgun. He had no intention to murder her -therefore, the killing of Opus appeared to be an accident. That is, the gun had been accidentallyloaded. "The continuing investigation turned up a witness who saw the old couple's son loading the shotgun approximately six weeks prior to the fatal incident. It transpired that the old lady had cut off her son's financial support and the son, knowing the propensity of his father to use the shotgun threateningly, loaded the gun with the expectation that his father would shoot his mother. The case now becomes one of murder on the part of the son for the death of Ronald Opus. There was an exquisite twist. "Further investigation revealed that the son [Ronald Opus] had become increasingly despondent over the failure of his attempt to engineer his mother's murder. This led him to jump off the ten-story building on March 23, only to be killed by a shotgun blast through a ninth story window. "The medical examiner closed the case as a suicide."
Originally Posted by Mangudai954
That's that Truman/Matrix shhh. You're the only thing real in your reality. In a sense that would make the individual their ownOriginally Posted by M16
bns1201 wrote:
Master Zik wrote:
M16 wrote:
What if you are the only "real" thing in the world. Like just you exist and everything else is just around you as obstacles or for you to use
and
interact with. Everything is set up around you and for you... from the weather, to what other people do etc.
GOD. If true though this reply was set up specifically for you along![]()
with everyone else and the world itself. Basically it's like your giving yourself your own answer but getting it from something set up for you.