The Combat Jack Show Thread

[Mark Antony]

Finding out your friend is a flat earther is like the nowadays version of finding out your boy is gay. Girl looking at you like "babe what's wrong?" - "it's my dawg, he was stupid as **** this whole time and didn't tell me".

 

[harlemtothebronx]

I was laughing at first, then I just started feeling bad. This is disheartening. ****** is plain dumb.

 

[Master Zik]

**** be so hard to explain calmly to a dumb person.

Like just go look up horizon curvature. Crazy how you can not grasp how small we are on this planet saying you can't see it.

 

[Maximus Meridius]

Ice describing if earth was round planes would take a short cut

 

[Magic33]

Ice describing if earth was round planes would take a short cut

Bro, it was like he's never seen a globe before and has no concept of how the planet is laid out

Planes fly over The North Pole and Greenland depending on where you're going.

 

[dacomeup]

Ice describing if earth was round planes would take a short cut

He really thought he was kicking knowledge too.

 

[finessence]

**** be so hard to explain calmly to a dumb person.

Like just go look up horizon curvature. Crazy how you can not grasp how small we are on this planet saying you can't see it.

Basically. Same scenario as small insects. They clearly don’t understand the concept of gravity as well

 

[finessence]

You can tell who was afraid to read out loud in class or only came to school to be a hoover during smoke sessions

 

[finessence]

Wait until they learn about plate tectonics

 

[Mark Antony]

You can tell who was afraid to read out loud in class or only came to school to be a hoover during smoke sessions

And they all got Twitter now.

 

[frshstunna]

And they all got Twitter now.

Social media/youtube and Google turned the hallway walkers into Einstein

 

[Maximus Meridius]

Just say y'all smashing

 

[Mark Antony]

No matter how cool she is, the chick you're smashing at work in some type of way will want people to know. She gon be all at your desk.

 

[1stwitit]

No matter how cool she is, the chick you're smashing at work in some type of way will want people to know. She gon be all at your desk.

Learned this is stupid way

 

[Mark Antony]

Damn Kel been through some ill **** with his ex-wife. Also made me realize Shannon is actually not a great interviewer

 

[Maximus Meridius]

I don't talk about no strums Ish hilarious

 

[Magic33]

So Ish never had anyone come to him and ask for a raise?

Flip ask for more money weekly.

 

[Master Zik]

I can see Ish now

Worker: Congratulations on that new deal boss. Given my contribution, I'd like a raise.

Ish: What my new deal got to do with you ocky?

 

[All Ready]

essentially calling ish her territory on the pod is absolutely insane

 

[Remy LeBeau]

essentially calling ish her territory on the pod is absolutely insane

Is that clip from the most recent pod?

 

[All Ready]

Is that clip from the most recent pod?

yeah

 

[Maximus Meridius]

Joe talking about paying 50 to watch a 0nlyfans scene You might as well just pay for the real thing.

 

[All Ready]

quick clip of mel hating on her friend

 

[Maximus Meridius]

Damn Kel been through some ill **** with his ex-wife. Also made me realize Shannon is actually not a great interviewer

People don't know how big that Good Burger movie was. At that time it looked like Kel was gonna be superstar.

 

[Maximus Meridius]

quick clip of mel hating on her friend

Mel pointed the finger and asked here to repeat it