THE 2015 NBA PRE SEASON THREAD: BEST WISHES TO LAMAR ODOM

[hymen man]

I hate that franchise.

 

[johnnyredstorm]

I'm gonna laugh my asterisks off when the Clippers lose in the second round again.

 

[MVP]

This is the most comical offseason I can remember in history. Not only do they reveal a asterisk rebrand they now are looking like the clowns of the NBA even more so than their history suggests. 

 

[marath0n]

 

[nelson999]

ESPN 30for30: The Clippers Sleepover.

 

[lver of jordan]

So far, Clippers able to keep everyone else out of house, including Cuban, agents. Everyone. They're in four-corners until midnight Eastern.
— Adrian Wojnarowski (@WojYahooNBA) July 9, 2015

 

[Figured it out]

@WojYahooNBA: So far, Clippers able to keep everyone else out of house, including Cuban, agents. Everyone. They're in four-corners until midnight Eastern.

 

[NickFolarin]

Y'all know how the media spins stuff to the extreme

Glenn, DeAndre, and JJ are probably at V Live in the VIP as we speak

 

[rck3sactown]

these dudes should just sneak off to a strip club

or rent a yacht 

 

[SneakerProSr.]

So far, Clippers able to keep everyone else out of house, including Cuban, agents. Everyone. They're in four-corners until midnight Eastern.
— Adrian Wojnarowski (@WojYahooNBA) July 9, 2015

If this didn't involve my team I would find this **** hilarious.

 

[011781]

Deandre lame as **** man..... 

don't even want this dude on the team anymore...can't be trusted 

get Larry Bird on the phone 

 

[elpablo21]

@WojYahooNBA: So far, Clippers able to keep everyone else out of house, including Cuban, agents. Everyone. They're in four-corners until midnight Eastern.

Clippers outchea like the Avengers 

 

[MVP]

Clips defending DJ's house like Helm's Deep. 

 

[nelson999]

A look inside the Jordan residence 

 

[bboy1983]

So the clips took dj hostage and won't let Cuban in?

 

[MVP]

One wonders how the Clippers were able to get to HOU before DAL did? Like it shouldn't be possible. 

 

[lawdog1]

 

[jram13]

Cute. Probably reminiscing about blowing a 3-1 series lead

 

[SneakerProSr.]

What type of grown man even lets something like this happen?

Just say you out and keep it pushing.

 

[lawdog1]

If DJ stays, I'm willing to bet his ironman streak ends next season. I think he might even miss two games.

 

[moe200069]

I wish I could be a fly on a wall in DJ's crib right now

 

[nelson999]

 

[Quincy McCall]

 
A look inside the Jordan residence 

 triflin', Clips are going to be the most hated team since ever

 

[Lovetohate3000]

This is some of the funniest ish I've ever heard regarding a free agent signing.
I thought he made an ultimatum to doc about trading cp3 or was that fake?

 

[MVP]

I wish I could be a fly on a wall in DJ's crib right now

You'd be shot. They got lasers and everything else planted, DJ locked up in his own bedroom.