The 12 most annoying types of Facebookers

[il prescelto]

im this haha ->The Maddening Obscurist.
but the most annoying "friend" i have is a mentally deficient kid who has over 200 apps aand updates with sport news every 5 minutes. real time gamestats, from baseball to the most improbable golf tournament. on the old FB it took like 3 minutes to load his page, no joke

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[38816]

The Paparazzo. Ever visit your Facebook page and discover that someone's posted a photo of you from last weekend's party -- a photo you didn't authorize and haven't even seen? You'd really rather not have to explain to your mom why you were leering like a drunken hyena and French-kissing a bottle of Jagermeister.

im so glad i got rid of facebook

 

[speakup23]

If I cant write any of that stuff then what the $!%! can I write??

I hate those surveys as well. I block them as soon as I see them

 

[kix4kix]

Eh I have about 1000 friends and I don't add anyone.

 

[dearwinter219]

I didn't even read it. I can't help but think it's WAY more lame to chronicle the actions of lames than to actually be the lame doing the lame%$$!, no redundancy.

 

[NewZ05]

I wouldnt say i stalk ppl...i jus like to look at pics of beautiful women

 

[38816]

Originally Posted by kix4kix

Eh I have about 1000 friends and I don't add anyone.

seriously, dude must be salty he only knows 120 people...

back when i had a facebook, i think i had around 600....nobody i didn't actually know...(sans you NTers)


im sure i'd be up to 1k by now..

 

[illmatic34]

Originally Posted by GuttaGetsBusy

I have every type of facebook friend on that list

Co-sign. I hate all those chicks who have depressing statuses...stop PMSing and quit your *****ing...

 

[awwsome]

Originally Posted by DearWinter219

I didn't even read it. I can't help but think it's WAY more lame to chronicle the actions of lames than to actually be the lame doing the lame %$$!, no redundancy.

This.

 

[seasoned vet]

Originally Posted by NationalTruckerDave

Originally Posted by UFC Kid

I don't have a facebook.

- im a few days away from deleting mine....

 

[oidreez]

yup i got all of them

 

[hardwork919]

I'm the self-promoter... until just recently, I put a link to my blog in my status

 

[extraordinary swag]

they left off the

Gameless Simp - the guy who always there to cheer up someone's (females) negative status by offering the most overused words of inspiration in hopes thatit would lead to {()}

"Sweetie don't worry, whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stronger"

 

[whph10]

^ Definitely the simp.

But I'd like to say the quizzes are the worst.

 

[atlien seeko]

They missed some.

 

[ydbounce]

Originally Posted by ExtRaOrDinaRy SwAg

they left off the

Gameless Simp - the guy who always there to cheer up someone's (females) negative status by offering the most overused words of inspiration in hopes that it would lead to {()}

"Sweetie don't worry, whatever doesn't kill you only makes you stronger"

I saw this yesterday.

 

[nycknicks105]

Originally Posted by AJChick23

i didn't read that list yet, but I just want to say I HATE the ones that take all those dumb surveys! ughh [/vent]

WORD

 

[teamjordan79]

how can you forget the "facebook simp" who stays writing about how he/she misses their significant other

 

[million dollar stacks]

Originally Posted by NationalTruckerDave

Originally Posted by UFC Kid

I don't have a facebook.

 

[Nike Jordan]

I guess I would be classified as the "Friend-Padder".

I have almost 700 friends.

 

[jrose5]

Interesting.





JR5