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The things some do for yambs...
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joepac12
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Some of the stuff I read in this thread infuriates me to the point I can't even type a response. Have some balls and self worth. Smh. A few of y'all know how to operate with women. A majority don't and thats publicized by some of the situations I have read that I couldn't possibly fathom being in.
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Not trying to beat a dead horse but the thread has been a little depressing as of late.
IDK if it's the weather or the cuffing season some people participate in or what?
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Somebody ran a little point forward this weekend. Should I let u tell it or The Don??
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I was too drunk to remember all the details. Go ahead
Two and a half yamb gawds...
SMH at him calling himself that. Dude's ego needs a boost.
Youngdoc, his roomie and I go on a party bus for my friends bday and get to the club super early, like 1030 so everyone gets in for free. We immediately hit the bar and start doing drinks.
Roomie wants to learn the ways of going in. He doesn't have the killer instinct we have talked about in here, I give him a few lines and he opens different sets of girls.
After about 30 minutes of that the club is starting to go off. I see a blonde at the bar and go handle it myself. After a shot or two (she bought her own) she's feeling The Don. Tell her I need to go help my friend out (lie) and slide me her number to meet up later in the night.
Rest of the night plays out like any other club night. Doc enters a party of 3 mixed girls and we are in.
End of night comes around and we realize the party bus is gone. Not too far away from Doc's spot so we decide to head there. While bouncing out I see blonde from earlier outside crying. She lost her friends
Tell her don't worry and just head back with us and we can sort this out in the morning. She obliges and comes back.
The most weird part ( I forgot to tell Doc and roomie this) was during the session she told me multiple times, "Tell me u love me."
Had her out the door by 10 am kickoffs.
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yall gotta realize some of them are young and there is no way for them to learn but to go threw some ****.
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^^^ I have never seen that gif. Need the Woah dere part 
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[COLOR=#red]Mark A and Tdogg..you two are wild 
Yall my dogs in here but I'd be dammed if I would knowingly smash behind y'all 
y'all safe to smash after me I be treating even the ****** right.[/COLOR]
Yall my dogs in here but I'd be dammed if I would knowingly smash behind y'all y'all safe to smash after me I be treating even the ****** right.[/COLOR]
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You're better off going the current co worker app, putting a number on social media does seem a bit thirsty.
Plus you don't need to do much, just be like yo what's up with your friend. The message will get relayed trust.
lmao, I don't even think my girlfriends have said this during sex
even the crazy chic i dealt with.
she may of had to leave after the bust lol
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[COLOR=#red]TAY...me and my new chick was off of work today for weather reasons so she came past the manpad at around 12:00 noon. To make things worse she came over in some leggings and some Uggs displaying those nice legs and perfect a**. She left at around 6 pm and your boy DID NOT SMASH!! Yup I struck out 
I'll save y'all a long story....but the video below pretty much explains it all[/COLOR]
I'll save y'all a long story....but the video below pretty much explains it all[/COLOR]
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I was too drunk to remember all the details. Go ahead
Two and a half yamb gawds...
SMH at him calling himself that. Dude's ego needs a boost.
Youngdoc, his roomie and I go on a party bus for my friends bday and get to the club super early, like 1030 so everyone gets in for free. We immediately hit the bar and start doing drinks.
Roomie wants to learn the ways of going in. He doesn't have the killer instinct we have talked about in here, I give him a few lines and he opens different sets of girls.
After about 30 minutes of that the club is starting to go off. I see a blonde at the bar and go handle it myself. After a shot or two (she bought her own) she's feeling The Don. Tell her I need to go help my friend out (lie) and slide me her number to meet up later in the night.
Rest of the night plays out like any other club night. Doc enters a party of 3 mixed girls and we are in.
End of night comes around and we realize the party bus is gone. Not too far away from Doc's spot so we decide to head there. While bouncing out I see blonde from earlier outside crying. She lost her friends
Tell her don't worry and just head back with us and we can sort this out in the morning. She obliges and comes back.
The most weird part ( I forgot to tell Doc and roomie this) was during the session she told me multiple times, "Tell me u love me."
Had her out the door by 10 am kickoffs.
Chick was a mess. Didn't she cry before u smashed?
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Hey this was a long time ago though. That's how I learned not to play their games when they come through and call their bluff even though I clearly really didn't want to at that point. Smh how I forgot those old lessons and let "love" give me infinite blue balls.
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[COLOR=#red]I forgot to mention my dudes...shorty tubes are TIED...after only one child who is about to start college in the fall. So while I took a temporary L, once I do start smashing I can bust nuts indiscriminately with no fear of Seeds!! Come to think of it I'm not eem gonna complain about today...perhaps she was just on the rag.[/COLOR]
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fontaine
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i say you get the math from her view some private message steez...
EDIT: The way I see it, I'm not a stranger to her that is randomly placing his contact info on there. I understand that some dudes do it out of thirst for people who they don't even know in real life. However, I was gonna place it there. Leave it for a day then delete it, regardless if she hit me up or not. It really isn't any sweat off of my back. I just needed some outside perspective.
Thank you for your feedback thoughfontaine
do they have that on the instagrambs? i dunno...
or do it through twitter... cuz if you got an instagramb, you got a twitter...
just dont paste it on the comments, famb...
also... yall must be some handsome looking dudeds, no romo... b/c any and every chick i've heard that from says its lame... and the show me the stuff all the time...
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About that 50 Shades of Grey thing (had to catch up) the potential yambs I mentioned earlier was talking about it. I'm walking with her and I notice her iPhone is about to fall, and I'm like "Yo your phone". I was like what is that? Referring to her 50 shades of grey book (Played dumb to get on to the subject, of course I know about the damn book 
) I'm like "Oh I remember, I read like a few pages this girl showed me sophomore year, that's some freaky *** s_ in that book" She starts telling me how this broad in the book is manipulated blah blah by some playboy dude. Talking about he tells her to hold her pee in while he seduces her and finally makes her orgasm. The weird part is when she goes,"I wish someone would try that on me" I'm like "You wildin with all that, deada_?" She goes on to say yeah, that she wouldn't mind getting f_ like that waiting to orgasm. In my head im like, yo is this for real? Is she really saying all of this? Then she got real quiet, and started moving closer to me, closer than normal walking and I said "You're a freak you know that?" She's like "I know Victor" and puts that sly smile on her face. Bruh, the gut feeling I got at that point had me awwed. Lets see what tomorrow has in store.
) I'm like "Oh I remember, I read like a few pages this girl showed me sophomore year, that's some freaky *** s_ in that book" She starts telling me how this broad in the book is manipulated blah blah by some playboy dude. Talking about he tells her to hold her pee in while he seduces her and finally makes her orgasm. The weird part is when she goes,"I wish someone would try that on me" I'm like "You wildin with all that, deada_?" She goes on to say yeah, that she wouldn't mind getting f_ like that waiting to orgasm. In my head im like, yo is this for real? Is she really saying all of this? Then she got real quiet, and started moving closer to me, closer than normal walking and I said "You're a freak you know that?" She's like "I know Victor" and puts that sly smile on her face. Bruh, the gut feeling I got at that point had me awwed. Lets see what tomorrow has in store.
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Say breh, these books are real and the wife has a ***** reading all of them....Friday was just the beginning, got some new ideas in the works and she ain't eem know it...About that 50 Shades of Grey thing (had to catch up) the potential yambs I mentioned earlier was talking about it. I'm walking with her and I notice her iPhone is about to fall, and I'm like "Yo your phone". I was like what is that? Referring to her 50 shades of grey book (Played dumb to get on to the subject, of course I know about the damn book
Don't you dare come back in here and not implement any of her fantasies, lol...
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Word, it was like she was literally saying "read the book, and do every little thing they did to me"Say breh, these books are real and the wife has a ***** reading all of them....Friday was just the beginning, got some new ideas in the works and she ain't eem know it...About that 50 Shades of Grey thing (had to catch up) the potential yambs I mentioned earlier was talking about it. I'm walking with her and I notice her iPhone is about to fall, and I'm like "Yo your phone". I was like what is that? Referring to her 50 shades of grey book (Played dumb to get on to the subject, of course I know about the damn book
Don't you dare come back in here and not implement any of her fantasies, lol...
Pure Rain Man
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^^^ man you got the "glow"
Not going to lie it feels weird at first doing the dominating thing, but seeing a woman's excitement and all her inhibitions opening up to please you, that ish is a MAJOR turn on and intensifies the pleasure for both..
Not going to lie it feels weird at first doing the dominating thing, but seeing a woman's excitement and all her inhibitions opening up to please you, that ish is a MAJOR turn on and intensifies the pleasure for both..
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I always make it clear on that subject that I control the situation. I remember my first time she was close and I dead *** made her beg for that. I wanted to keep going, but I wanted to prove my point by what I told her beforehand. Same thing with the next girl I did, she was begging left and right. The feeling of power and control, its crazy in that situation famb.
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Lmao chill, I'm not with all that extreme stuff.
fontaine
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ain't got time to be reading literature porn....^^^ man you got the "glow"
Not going to lie it feels weird at first doing the dominating thing, but seeing a woman's excitement and all her inhibitions opening up to please you, that ish is a MAJOR turn on and intensifies the pleasure for both..
Give me some cliff notes... Baby girl is coming into town Friday...
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"***** made dinner and bought me a bottle of moscato… I'm in love"
you wanna get yambs? Man apparently this is all it takes. One of my GOOD homegirls just sent this. Dude is about to get all the draws in the world over something as simply and insignificant as that. He prolly made spaghetti.
you wanna get yambs? Man apparently this is all it takes. One of my GOOD homegirls just sent this. Dude is about to get all the draws in the world over something as simply and insignificant as that. He prolly made spaghetti.
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