TAY: thread about yambs...

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man, just skimming the last few pages... 

jesus christ. 

i can't miss any more days of this thread. 

utter ******g shenanigans in here. 
 
im suppose to go to dallas next year for a family reunion

i have a cousin who lives there also

they got latinas down there right? just my preference
 
Word to that guy a couple pages back trying to holler at a lesbian and being upset cause he was friend zoned :lol

There are plenty of available chicks guys come on now.

Upset about being friend zoned? Naw homie. That ish ain't new to me nor surprised me. Like I said earlier, threw her in the line up with all my other dope homegirls, so she can learn from them and moving on to other chicks. Ain't nobody Draking over here. I work at VS for goodness sake. Surrounded by pretty coworkers and all that. So no time to be emo over one when I'm at a buffet brah. Ever since stepping into this thread I realized that.
 
Keel she was joking ..she thinks she got you open...me being a supreme a-hole I would have laughed and wrote I don't care and proceeded to get yambs from someone else
 
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..My man building a homegirl team?!



Cmon famb.. Id advise against it..


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Don't know if I need to state again, but sadly I am friend zone Papi. Never intended to have female friends, but it just so happens that they turned out to be cooler, trusted and more clutch that the homeboys. Now of course in certain situation/events, the bros are needed, but once again, I just got my freedom back after 3 years. Getting used to actually doing stuff and going out. I'm 21 and only been to the club like 4 times until now.

To get back in topic, my boys are cool to have fun with and all that, but at the end of the day, my main circle (3 dudes & 3 females), is all I care about. They the ones that been around through thick and thin. So team of homegirls? Naw. Just 1 half of my main circle bro.
 
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Get them yambs bro but that could be a no no to. I remember this one chick I was smashing(......I think I need to hit her up with the semester ending) was a freak son. She told me im not sure how much you explored in sex  and dont want to weird u out but.......do u get you salad toss. I was like huh 
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 what the heck is that. My boy explained it to me after she left. Chicks be wildin and dudes to......
she use to give me sloppy top while I studied tho.
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Get them yambs bro but that could be a no no to. I remember this one chick I was smashing(......I think I need to hit her up with the semester ending) was a freak son. She told me im not sure how much you explored in sex  and dont want to weird u out but.......do u get you salad toss. I was like huh 8o  what the heck is that. My boy explained it to me after she left. Chicks be wildin and dudes to......
she use to give me sloppy top while I studied tho.:smokin

Yea I showed my boy the texts too and he told me the same thing. If shorty comes anywhere near my backside she's catching that backhand with quickness :lol

I kinda figured she was a freak when she gave me a handy in her homegirls backseat with her homegirl in the car :evil
 
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Upset about being friend zoned? Naw homie. That ish ain't new to me nor surprised me. Like I said earlier, threw her in the line up with all my other dope homegirls, so she can learn from them and moving on to other chicks. Ain't nobody Draking over here. I work at VS for goodness sake. Surrounded by pretty coworkers and all that. So no time to be emo over one when I'm at a buffet brah. Ever since stepping into this thread I realized that.

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THAT's what is available in DALLAS.  Might need to tell wife DALLAS is off the table as out retirement destination.  Planning about 10 years out, sell the house in VA and take equity and buy a mansion down there.  Not if temptation like that is walking around though.
man... I believe there are beautiful women everywhere...

You come to Dallas and won't have much variety... Just black white and Mexican...

Its some smoking hotties out here that aren't too mean..

I haven't gotten COMPLETELY embarrassed since I've been here.

Turned down several times... But not on some showing out steez.


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man...

Its such a headache dealing with these birds sometimes.

I can guarantee you that if I wasn't getting yambs, I wouldn't even be talking to them...

You'd be surprised how far being a young black dude with no kids, living by yourself, and being able to speak clearly can do for you.

I'm out Herr and see cats sagging super hard to where they have to spread their legs just to keep their pants up...

Straight blowed or drunk ... Hanging out the window talking about "come here girl"

Chicks really don't like that...I just go up speak and say "let me give you a call"

I get a large amount of numbers... Conversion rates are pretty low, but its like that when you take as many shots as I do.
 
[COLOR=#red]Just got back from Florida...smashed one of my shorties in Gainesville and had an all around great time. Even when I live in a big city I'll travel just for a change of scenery.

I only been in Dallas for 2 1/2 weeks now and I'm impressed with the the women I've met so far. I'm putting the finishing touches on the bachelor's pad which will include a 60x flatscreen after black friday and also the Phillips Hue colored LED lighting system. Basically with my iPad I can change the color of the lighting in my pad.

The one I'm working on is a baaad Assistant Principal chick who's single with no kids and is an AKA. She pulling down $75k a year and is in line to be a Principal in a few years.One day she had on some fitted work slacks and the print from that monkey was magnanimous!

I'm at the stage where I get bored too quickly just smashing random broads that I don't have a connection with...so my plan is to have at least two really nice ones that I can kick it with.

Oh also for some reason Dallas is the type of city that a lot of yambs who aint never been want to visit...I have at least 3 chicks that I've known but haven't smashed that are already planning to come through. Nothing like fresh imported Yambs. Gonna take them Downtown, Uptown, Nothpark Center area, Bishop Arts District then back to the pad for some inspired coitus :lol Much props to the homies in here who have settled down...but with all due respect not much compares to the single bachelor life as far as excitement goes.[/COLOR]
 
Get them yambs bro but that could be a no no to. I remember this one chick I was smashing(......I think I need to hit her up with the semester ending) was a freak son. She told me im not sure how much you explored in sex  and dont want to weird u out but.......do u get you salad toss. I was like huh 8o  what the heck is that. My boy explained it to me after she left. Chicks be wildin and dudes to......
she use to give me sloppy top while I studied tho.:smokin

Yea I showed my boy the texts too and he told me the same thing. If shorty comes anywhere near my backside she's catching that backhand with quickness :lol

I kinda figured she was a freak when she gave me a handy in her homegirls backseat with her homegirl in the car :evil
Bruh let her munch on thy anus trust.
 
I'm at the stage where I get bored too quickly just smashing random broads that I don't have a connection with...so my plan is to have at least two really nice ones that I can kick it with.

U sound like ur boy over here now :rollin

Girl I smashed in September just hit me with the invite to her party bus for her bday...

Paging the Westside.
 
I'm at the stage where I get bored too quickly just smashing random broads that I don't have a connection with...so my plan is to have at least two really nice ones that I can kick it with.

U sound like ur boy over here now :rollin

Girl I smashed in September just hit me with the invite to her party bus for her bday...

Paging the Westside.

This is sounding about right.
 
What is a cool spot to take a NEW yamb if you just want some yambs?

Got a number over the weekend from a chick i could've possibly been hit.
 
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Your bedroom. And rep for elder for using magnanimous in a sentence. Thought I was only one who used that word lol
 
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