TAY: thread about yambs...

[antbanks81]

U sipped to shale everyone of their hands or sumthin?

Let me know if I answer correctly, I wasn't entirely sure of what you were trying to ask.....

I don't always be on the handshakes but if I approach I treat them all the same. You don't want to alienate anyone in the crew bc that will be the biggest CB. Plus it makes it easier to put your friends on when you actually made an attempt at keeping them all engaged.

Thx for those pics of C Milly E! That second one would make me eat all that up. and who is that in the middle of third pic?

 

[mugen81]

I have this 30 year old who is also clingy and yes its annoying. She called me last night but I had to get off the phone with her early since I was meeting this other chick at the bar in 15 min. She text me a hour later talking about she missed the old me that made time for her and if I see him to let him know she miss him. If I remember after class I will post the text in the thread

Drake reference lol" she miss the old me"
I swear some girls incorporate some of this stuff from all types of media and don't have an original thought in their heads

 

[Coromanti]

U sipped to shale everyone of their hands or sumthin?

Let me know if I answer correctly, I wasn't entirely sure of what you were trying to ask.....

I don't always be on the handshakes but if I approach I treat them all the same. You don't want to alienate anyone in the crew bc that will be the biggest CB. Plus it makes it easier to put your friends on when you actually made an attempt at keeping them all engaged.

Thx for those pics of C Milly E! That second one would make me eat all that up. and who is that in the middle of third pic?

Yea that;s what I meant.  Was on my mobile when I posted that.

 

[ballinamillion1]

She messaged you first and you responded. Unless your reply was a question, you should hit her back up with a proper greeting in a few days or weeks.

preciate it, this is what I was gonna end up doing.

 

[frshstunna]

^ care to share the love/whereabouts of said ratchets with a fellow NTer/Marylander?

You know where alotta chicks be at on the low? Columbia...they got some good looking joints out there and they be showin luv too

 

[frshstunna]

Yeah so, shes crazy...

Aint eem pipe yet...

**** kinda **** is that?

i dont think that's a full blooded "i loooove you with all my heart"

i think she just threw that out there...

still a flag doe... i like clingy chicks sometimes...

they are fun cuz they boostyour ego.

Yeah, I woke up to a text saying "I just love your personality, not you"
Im guessing she know that **** was probably weird
Even still, this ***** is 30 years old, no bueno

Even tho clingy broads are annoying, they definitely stroke the ego

had a chick hit me with a "plz respond" yesterday..was funny, reminded me of NT

 

[suberzat1]

I have this 30 year old who is also clingy and yes its annoying. She called me last night but I had to get off the phone with her early since I was meeting this other chick at the bar in 15 min. She text me a hour later talking about she missed the old me that made time for her and if I see him to let him know she miss him. If I remember after class I will post the text in the thread

Here the text from last night i was talking about while i was at the bar

 

[wheymint]

Here the text from last night i was talking about while i was at the bar

WheyMint...Dang bro looks like you stuffed that goose somethin serious. Next time with the new chick don't smash like you getting a paycheck for it and maybe they wont be so clingy. Can't be making them go into convulsions from cummin so hard and not expect them to catch felling bruh bruh You musta got lazy after rocking her world...is why she asking for the ole you back.

 

[Mr.Guy]

Any tips on getting out of a major  yamb drought? 

 

[Mark Antony]

Did you just tell son not to go in? "yeah just have mediocre sex on purpose, that'll teach em".

 

[soleking]

^ care to share the love/whereabouts of said ratchets with a fellow NTer/Marylander?

location pg country.. bro you got them all. Went to pg mall yesterday and i couldnt believe my eyes, also try rockville, and georgetown 

 

[greatesqueape]

damn I didn't know there were so many DMV natives here
PG reppin

Georgetown during the weekends is perfect, so much variety

 

[soleking]

damn I didn't know there were so many DMV natives here
PG reppin

Georgetown during the weekends is perfect, so much variety

smh@ pg so many bad joints then they are with dike joints who look more manly than me 

 

[DCAllAfrican]

Yay or Na?



RT @1023rekoJ: If she not giving you good head it's cause she does not wants to.....cause everybody shouts instructions while they getting head....

 

[sfc415]

Good looking girls with eternally bad breath :x :x Even if I trick her into taking one of my Listerine strips, who knows what else could be rancid :x You'd think one of her girls would call her out on it, but nope!

It's becoming embarrassing now. Every girl I try to smash is either psychotic, evil, or has some kind of very unpleasant habit

 

[Thierry Henry]

Welp, chick I gave my number to on the train hasn't hit me back. Oh well.

How ya'll feel about workplace yambs? I know the saying goes don't stick your pen in company ink, but there's a few bad joints at work I know I can smash. I have a strong feeling my co-worker really likes me although I'm much younger than her, she's 26 and I'm 21.

Any tips on getting out of a major  yamb drought? 

the s/n, to avy, to post ratio is off the charts bro

 

[greatesqueape]

smh@ pg so many bad joints then they are with dike joints who look more manly than me 

yo I hate that **** I almost instantly want to challenge them to arm wrestling matches for the girl
some dike joints make pretty good wingmen sometimes tho

 

[jayhood23]

Hit this 35 year old chick last night, first date mind you which was at her crib at 12:30 am so we both knew what time it was but she tried to act like she wasn't gonna give it up.

Got in the yambs around 2ish, stayed in the yambs til 5ish. Shorty had condoms on deck and was asking me to stick my finger in her backyard. The head was mad lazy.

 

[celticsfan9783]

But older women have a higher sex drive...it's crazy how as women mature and age, the looks may start to fade, but for some the sex drive increases like crazy. 

True this. Sex drive + sexual frustration = in the sack

 

[mr marcus]

Welp, chick I gave my number to on the train hasn't hit me back. Oh well.

How ya'll feel about workplace yambs? I know the saying goes don't stick your pen in company ink, but there's a few bad joints at work I know I can smash. I have a strong feeling my co-worker really likes me although I'm much younger than her, she's 26 and I'm 21.

Any tips on getting out of a major  yamb drought? 

the s/n, to avy, to post ratio is off the charts bro

 

[fontaine]

her: *sends pic of face*
me: cutie pie.. lemme see dat booty

her:

i love dark skinned big booty girls...

 

[fontaine]

Yay or Na?



RT @1023rekoJ: If she not giving you good head it's cause she does not wants to.....cause everybody shouts instructions while they getting head....

to me, its not always about the skill... its the want to..

if a chick WANTS to wop you off, it just feels better... despite her lack of skills.

 

[lpheat22]

Dat cushion

 

[young thundercat]

Yes, please give us a follow up once you get those buns homie.

 

[oidreez]

Dat mass though. Would destroy