TAY: thread about yambs...

[elderwatsondiggs]

how is one supposed to get closer to a girl if they parents dont let them go out?

[COLOR=#red]Dang homie...I mean all you can do is have her setup doing stuff with her girlfriends and you meet them wherever they are. I mean she has to leave the house at some point so it's all about making arrangements bro. OR...[/COLOR]

 

[jjs]

Fapful nights >>>> yambs with disrespect.

word.

no yambs are worth that **** in the long run.

 

[Mark Antony]

Those days. They can't always be home and it's summer. I remember dipping out back and hopping fences when pops pulled up, almost got chewed up by a neighbors dog.

 

[jjs]

Those days. They can't always be home and it's summer. I remember dipping out back and hopping fences when pops pulled up, almost got chewed up by a neighbors dog.

that sneak in life

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

Those days. They can't always be home and it's summer. I remember dipping out back and hopping fences when pops pulled up, almost got chewed up by a neighbors dog.

[COLOR=#red]Yeah bro, and that's yet another disadvantage of messing with ratchets...somebody always home at they dam house...whether it be they mom's latest "boyfriend", an unemployed Uncle, the Aunt who got 4 kids that stay in the converted dining room, or some random a** old man that you never quite figure out who he is But hey least it's safe to say you aint ever gotta worry about her Daddy being home [/COLOR]

 

[mikejeffjo]

Yep

I had to jump out a few 2nd story windows

Hide in closets or under the bed

Getn my 007 on

 

[frshstunna]

I once was stuck in this Puerto Rican chicks closet for like 30 mins...was supposed to be waiting for her grandmother to go to sleep, but i just said **** it and diddy bopped on outta there

 

[gllahone84]

Anyone here ever hit sisters before? On separate occasions.

Nah. 

But it's on my bucket list.

Actually it wasn't, but since you brought it up...

 

[mikejeffjo]

Yep

Hit the sister but she said her and her sister been doing this to each other since she could remember

So it wasn't a big deal to her

Sibling rivalry gotta love it

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

Yep

Hit the sister but she said her and her sister been doing this to each other since she could remember

So it wasn't a big deal to her

Sibling rivalry gotta love it

[COLOR=#red]
Never did the sister thing bro. Now question is which one of you nasty mofos have done the MD Combo? (Mother/Daughter). That's the Pinnacle if you ask me...I'll trade in my one menagé for that.[/COLOR]

 

[mikejeffjo]

Hit the daughter had moms sweating hella hard for the sceptor

But I couldn't do it

1 of the only times I been spooked she was just way too anxious

Caught me coming over looking for her daughter invited me in even tho shawty wasn't home and basically start cleaning the house vacuuming
Flashing me hard in her night gown and kept throwing love taps

I knew what was going on but it was just to good to be true so I got outta there

I shoulda known cuz her mom walked in on us a couple times and all she said was MOM close my door

And moms smiled grinned closed the door and let me finish

Now that I'm older I wish I would have tried to get'em at the same time

So yeah that's still on my bucket list too

I'll never forget that day

cuz guess what came on soon as I started my car

"sorry Ms Jackson oooh I am for real"

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

[COLOR=#red]^^^Repped for getting so close my dude!!! What an honorable thing to do bro hahahaha.[/COLOR]

 

[mikejeffjo]

Cold blooded.

My phone died

But yep

Shawty came at me about it asking me did I bang her sis

I'm like naw tried to deny it then she hit me with the tears and kept saying

I'm not gone be mad just tell me

So I gave in

That's when she told me the business and her sister had already told her we got down she wanted to know cuz if her sister was lying on me she was gone beat her as

Crazy

 

[アミーゴ]

Anyone here ever hit sisters before? On separate occasions.

Yeah...I smashed the younger one, and then the older one the next summer. The older brother and I were cool, turned into being boys years later and he still doesn't know

 

[mikejeffjo]

My kinfolks put me on this site called badoo

I chat with new yambs on the daily in my area

I only been on it a few weeks but the yamb traffic is heavy

I'm not the type for computer love cuz sometimes you lookn at a cute pic of chic and its a dude doing the typing

trying to bait you into his escort service or get his jollies off

so if they don't give me the digits after a few msgs I move on

but I've got quite a few #'s and they been legit yambs so far 

http://badoo.com/

sorry if already posted

 

[elderwatsondiggs]

[COLOR=#red]Nah I'm lying..wouldn't give up my one menagé for that even though it would still be sweet. Nothing like banging one from the back while she eating the other one while she laying on her back. That's Cali for you though...that State be turning East Coast nuh's like myself out.[/COLOR]

 

[mikejeffjo]

Best sight in the world

But have you ever been laying on the bed while 5 of'em play nude musical chairs on top of you

Had that happen 1 of my bdays

That's a question I been meaning to ask you guys

What's your record for 1 day

Mine is 6

Would've been 7 but she was on her period and I don't do that always feel like I just murdered jimbo with or without rubs

I'm talking bout when I was 16-17 I couldn't do that many if I tried today

Nowadays she lucky if she get a 2nd shot or I last past 20min and don't nod off

 

[lpheat22]

Those days. They can't always be home and it's summer. I remember dipping out back and hopping fences when pops pulled up, almost got chewed up by a neighbors dog.

Had to hide in an exes closet while her and her dad talked in her room, the worst part was her closet was a mess with shoes and stuffed bears, I had that T.O footwork going that time to not fall out of the door or make any noise

 

[jjs]

Now that I'm older I wish I would have tried to get'em at the same time

 

[mikejeffjo]

Man everytime I hear "Ms Jackson" I think about that woman

Milf material to the fullest

Like Hov say

"Switched up and change the story"

Would've have been a beautiful page to add to the resume

 

[currensy]

My kinfolks put me on this site called badoo

I chat with new yambs on the daily in my area

I only been on it a few weeks but the yamb traffic is heavy

I'm not the type for computer love cuz sometimes you lookn at a cute pic of chic and its a dude doing the typing

trying to bait you into his escort service or get his jollies off

so if they don't give me the digits after a few msgs I move on

but I've got quite a few #'s and they been legit yambs so far 


http://badoo.com/

sorry if already posted

damn it's some big booty bishes in my area, might have to save this for later

 

[rrlegend]

Best sight in the world

But have you ever been laying on the bed while 5 of'em play nude musical chairs on top of you

Had that happen 1 of my bdays

That's a question I been meaning to ask you guys

What's your record for 1 day

Mine is 6

Would've been 7 but she was on her period and I don't do that always feel like I just murdered jimbo with or without rubs

I'm talking bout when I was 16-17 I couldn't do that many if I tried today

Nowadays she lucky if she get a 2nd shot or I last past 20min and don't nod off

3 at the same time, 4 in the same day ( but my spunk was just dripping out instead of shooting and the last chick had to do all the work ) , have gotten domed up on by 2 girls at the same time on 7 separate occasions. 

 

[young thundercat]

[COLOR=#red]Nah I'm lying..wouldn't give up my one menagé for that even though it would still be sweet. Nothing like banging one from the back while she eating the other one while she laying on her back. That's Cali for you though...that State be turning East Coast nuh's like myself out.[/COLOR]

Had mines out in Cali too, thing got so good I told the one that was getting ate out to turn around doggy style so shorty could eat that thing from the back, while shorty twerked that thing in her face.

 

[frostythepoptart]

got drunk like wasted told a girl i hung out with 1.5 times imma miss her. we chilled for an entire day. i know i know but i was feeling her. then plans fell through the next day. but we were texting pretty much all day. i met her on vacation on the westcoast we're both on the east and she's from my home state. after that all convo stopped

i mean even despite how thirsty that was i still find these kinda interactions and responses corny.

I tested it once in college. I stopped showing chick attention, disregarded her completely. she jumped on my d at a party and the rest was history.

 

[Mark Antony]

Damn y'all legends out here.